Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawww cute <3 >tfw your husband is the

>I can't even
Fucking die

>>1683736
>Being such a bitch

Lmao, i can't even

i should travel the world going to wwe shows and get the same seats everytime that's always on camera and make a sign promoting my progressive dreamfunk band

>instagram
>I can't even
>emojis
>so much deserved
Why do literally all wrestlers have universally shitty taste in women? Like they all marry these identical retarded whores who seem like they can't even hold down a conversation. I just don't get it.

>>1683752
Well his favorite band is Guns and Roses and has said Chinese Democracy is his favorite album. Just food for thought

>>1683752

New generation of women. Self proclaimed makeup expert caked up high wasted jean covering fupa $400 phone always in hand ass bitches

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>>1683752
>Why do literally all wrestlers have universally shitty taste in women
She is cute and isn't for him only for the money or looks...because he lacks of them.

Fucking retarded whore, hope she get raped by a pack of niggers

>>1683761
She's with him because he's never home so she can enjoy the bull while he slaves away at work

>>1683752
its social media dude chill

>>1683765
Even if this would be true his kids look like little Owens incarnate so atleast he got that pussy sometimes.

>>1683761
>generic whore #435882393492394
No thanks, senpai. My best guess is that because they're on the road so often and they only see them two months a year, they don't actually have to like them, just impregnate them. It's the only explanation I can think of.

>>1683773
>generic whore #435882393492394
>is with a fat fuck from the days he made $10 on ROH while being even fatter
Post your girlfriend

>>1683768
And? Because it's "social media" that makes it
okay to act like a retard? Where's the fucking personality? Why can't these people say something original? Why do they all have to talk the same and dress the same and pretend to like the same things? After a while they all just blend into one blurry, boring, dick-sucking mess.

At least Gallows tried. He fell for the Asian meme but bless his heart, he tried.

>>1683787
>? Why do they all have to talk the same and dress the same and pretend to like the same things?

Women in a nutshell. They're all cumsluts with zero personality.

>>1683787
>implying if you looked like Owens you wouldnt jump to karina immediatly.

She is like 5 leagues ahead of him look wise

>>1683792
He is making millions though,he can ditch this hoe and get a better one

>>1683779
Irrelevant, and just because she's with him doesn't make her any less of a generic whore. What is your point? Owens having a personality doesn't give her one by sole virtue of being married to him. She's not interesting by proxy. It doesn't work like that. Why are these wrestling women all so fucking boring?

>>1683802
>being such a cunt when that girl literally truely loved you.

>>1683804

>staying with one whore when you could fuck 100s

pussy boy

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>>1683787

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>tfw Karina's friends and family made fun of her because she married such a fat fuck who was also pretty poor probably.
>Now she has milions and her guy is a champ

Based

>>1683792
Okay, but ten years from now she hits the wall and then what? They have a sacred bond founded, apparently, on fucking and fucking alone. What happens when that stops? I don't understand. Do they not ever talk to each other? Do they even like each other? Is there anything there besides physical attractiveness and sex? I'm not trying to be edgy or anything, I just legitimately don't understand where the foundations for these types of relationships lie.

>>1683814
>what does your husband do?
>he grapples with barely clothed men 6 out of 7 nights a week and he is never home
>but it's okay because he has a 6 figure salary and he carries around a belt to show he is the best of the fake wrestlers

>>1683812
>I don't have any argument whatsoever but I want to reply anyway: the hat

>>1683820
>but it's okay because he has a 6 figure salary
Well..yes

Also he will probably retire around 50 instead of working till his mid 60's like most poor people do.

>>1683820
>what does your husband do?
>he travels around the world all year making millions of dollars living his lifelong dream and doing what he loves on live national television in front of millions of people. What does yours do?
>

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>>1683821

>>1683831
Ebin! Either come up with an actual argument or just stop replying.

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>>1683835

>>1683846
You're going to run out of the meme pictures eventually. What then?

>>1683759
>New generation

She's like fucking 30 you overcompensating adolescent

Poor Josh Thole. If only he could do something more than 'catch' a knuckleball.

Oh... You mean that fat piece of shit holding the belt. I guess it saves him beating Balor as originally planned. He still sucks.

>>1683752
Have sex

>>1683759
>>1683752
I'm begging you two losers to go off /r9k/ have a shower, go outside, hit the weights, talk to a girl, have sex and get a fucking clue

>>1683756
>based taste in music
>hot wife
>champion of the universe
Is there anything KO can't do?

>>1683752
Thats how women are lad

>>1683761
Is that Blair White?

>>1684058
>he defends le fair maidens' honor on the internet
>being this much of a beta fucking whiteknight faggot because you think it'll get you laid
Grow a spine.
Be a man.
Use your brain.

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>>1684098
>Telling you to stop being an edgy fuck wasting the servers of 4chan is defending women and being a whiteknight faggot

Literally get a clue

>>1684098
Post your girlfriend pic, faggot. Or you're just a seething envious loser because an obese has a wife and you're not.

Begging everyone in this thread to please have sex

All you queers need to fuck off back to wooo

>>1683729
I wonder how happy his kid is?

>>1684170
>Mom why did Dad cheat to win :((((

>>1683761
KO confirmed for huge dick?

>>1683787
andersen has the hot asian wife, gallows is amber gallows

>>1684177
I'm sure Kevin Owens' son became a smark before he knows how to walk.

>>1684189
Nope, he's a huge Cena mark

>>1684179
probably. definitely bigger than seths

>>1684200
Aren't we all?

>>1684098
How fucking detached from reality are you

>>1684216
How can anyone genuinely dislike the guy?

>>1684219
Cena from 2008 to like the first feud with Rock was genuinely terrible.

>>1684227
I know, but John Cena himself is the GOAT human being.

>>1683729

>stalking another mans' wife online
>the state of /asp/

>>1684279
It was on squared circle

:^)

>>1683820
And what do you do?
>Type about watching barely clothed men that, if /asp/ is anything to go by, you hate all of.
>Sit in moms basement wiping cheeto dust off your fingers so you don't damage your anime girl pillow
>typing about it even when it's not on tv

Cunt

>>1683943
don't EVER post here again until you've had coitus pinhead

>>1683828
He makes 7 figures

>>1683752
>>instagram
>>I can't even
>>emojis
>>so much deserved

And what's so wrong with all that mr. internet intellectual?

>>1683831
wtf i love gooka now