>WWE will never recover from Owens being Champ. There's never been a wrestling champion that was fat. It's horrible and the business has been ruined. What the fuck are we going to do?!?!?!?!?!
You people are fucking idiots.
Dusty never drew a dime
Notice how he's not dressed like a 40 year old man who was briefly thin for 5 years of their life desperately hanging on to whatever dignity he has left.
>NWA Champion
>NWA is dead
Really makes you think...
>>1683673
At least dusty talked like a black man and made us all laugh. We are meant to take Owens serious like he is strong. It's fucking stupid.
That's why Dusty > Fat Owens Fat
>>1683924
>implying Kev isn't strong
>hero gets fired for gaining weight
>meanwhile owens gets a rocket strapped to his fat ass and pushed to the moon
I bet he pimps out his autistic kids to wwe board members, there is no other explanation on why a fat midget french downie has the strap
>>1683673
The anti-smarks are complaining that Owens is a short fat man. Comparing him to a tall fat man only shows off your poor comprehension skills.
>>1683673
>Dusty:
>Charisma
>Strong-fat rather than sloppy
>Believable
>Could do more with one flick of his wrist at an opponent than all the MOVEZ Owens has done in a career
OP is a fucking mental deficient who has never actually seen Dusty wrestle. Comparing him to Owens is like comparing Rembrandt to Emin.
>>1683673
18+
Dusty was only champion for a month.
>>1683939
>More talented and athletic than two and half of the shieldettys
I say two and a half because I doubt he can do a phoenix splash
>>1683725
Tell that to people who saw him in Florida,Georgia and the Carolinas.
>>1683673
woah. what the fuck happened to rikishi?
>>1684151
NWA favored heels to be champs. Faces were transitional.
Dusty was never WWE champ though
>>1684136
How is possible not to know that Dusty was a huge fan and mentor of Owens?
Literally the prototype Triple H in terms of booking the show to be all about himself even while he wasn't involved in the main event.
>>1684212
He can actually, I think I've seen him once do that on PWG, it was long tim ago tho.
>>1683939
>>hero gets fired for gaining weight
To be fair there was more to it. The most obvious being Hero was reportedly a cunt backstage and his 'elevated natural testosterone levels' (i.e. he ballsed up his roid usage and didn't taper off in time for the test) during his initial medical.
>>1684989
You would each a plate of shit if you were starving. The quality of that turd wouldn't even cross your mind.
If you are autistic and can't understand a metaphor I'll break it down:
>'starving' is the lack of talent in wrestling today
>the 'turd' is owens