The only people who are happy with tonight's events are

True

>SEETHING

I'm happy WWE actually came up with a surprising result for once

>>1683167
I'm 6'4 and only 160 pounds. I'm happy with this result for KO IS BASED

>spit image of /asp/ wins something big
>they get mad

Ok I guess.

>obese people can look cool too!
>KO is more athletic than roman reigns!(literally read this in a thread)
Only other fat people can be this delsional so yeah

>>1683187
>Who is Yokozuna

>>1683198
He was a monster, not a fat manlet.

>>1683184
Damn bro you need to lift

>>1683187
See>>1683184

>>1683187
Considering the man can do more than Roman in the ring, yeah hes more athletic than him in certain areas. he doesnt get gassed out as fast either. I watched him at a house show vs Dean and hes fucking fast

>>1683184
String bean ass boi

The only "people" mad about this are anti-smark cuck manchildren

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was looking around twitter for more negative responses to tonight, this you op?

https://twitter.com/Canadia14

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>>1683242
He's definitely posting here >>1682257

>>1683211
Hes not fast
You're slow

>>1683242
>follows maffew
Just a wewtist stealing our memes again

So i am assuming Austin,Rock and Hogan are all fat fucks?

>Are cheering for KO

>>1683187

He is.

He's better in the ring, a better talker, an overall more entertaining person.

Fuck twigfags

Diabetes power.

>>1683167
I just don't get it. We finally get someone different who actually works his ass off and is entertaining and now everyone's not for him cause he's got fat on him? We really are living in a generation of pussies. "Smarks are ruining wrestling" , come on really. I love guys like Rollins ,but he's been pushed so hard they have nothing to work with anymore.

>>1683187
Bet Roman can't do a moonsault

Or a flip over the ropes

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>>1683167
Embarrassing, my dude.
KO is the fucking man. Fuck all you anti smarks. Even marks love him

KO winning tonight is what everyone with a head was kinda wishing for, for Cass it's too early, can't defend himself on the mic as well as a champ should just yet, but put in a good look all the same. For Roman it would just be the same shit, since his mini feud with Rusev he's just gone back to his semi-quiet face character which is the most boring shit because he doesn't have the charisma to pull it off. Seth has gotten so much of a fuckin push already that people are just kind of burnt out on him, I feel, like he's had too much "inevitable title holder" exposure on TV that he needs some cool down time to work an angle which isn't just "I DESERVE THIS I CAN'T BELIEVE IT I AM THE RIGHTFUL CHAMP"

KO title run will hopefully be a good one, hopefully we get a messy, funny break up between him and Jericho as he gets replaced by Trips

Based Haitch works smarks and marks alike. God bless his heart.

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>>1683167

Big Dog Pound is literally in tears

T E A R S
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>>1683167
So very true.

Kevin Owens sucks, and I will explain it, and why people may relate to him.

We got a fat person without charisma in the ring with the biggest face perhaps the last decade in WWE. Owens looks like just a bad b-version of Tank Abbot.

I think some of IWC can relate to him, he's fat, he looks like them.

Just like IWC can relate to Daniel Bryan(but Bryan has more arsenal then Owens can dream off)

I see a pattern in this, when fat or common people without charisma from indies getting a breakthrough.

But deep down, we all know they guy sucks and has nothing to do in that ring.

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>>1683242
>that profile pic
Yyyyyyyyyep. He's a channer.

>>1683167
He's my favourite sweatymandramatizer and my crazy Shaggy metabolism makes it so that I literally can't get fat. :I

>>1684273
stale pasta

>>1683525
okay, then Roman must move like an 80 year old man in that case.

Nice try I'm 5'5 and weigh 97 pounds and I'm happy he won

I'm so sick of Vince catering to the modern nerdy Comic Con-esque fanbase of dweebs. Only manlets and fatass neckbeards get rewarded in today's WWE to a chorus of gay ass "You deserve it" chants from a bunch of faggot smarks who pretend to watch indies and only like you if you got your start in the indies.

Fuck Kevin Owens.

>>1686528
>buzzword buzzword buzzword buzzword buzzword buzzword buzzword buzzword buzzword buzzword buzzword buzzword buzzword buzzword buzzword buzzword buzzword buzzword buzzword buzzword buzzword

stay salty anti-smark faggot

>>1683167
to be honest, I though it would end up being Roman vs Seth with Seth winning.

Now what happens with Chris Jericho and their "friendship" but ok

>>1686539
>le "buzzword" buzzword
stay morbidly obese

>>1686486
yup
it's why he had a career in an actual sport

>>1686539
Or maybe you should fuck off back to SquaredCircle where you belong.

>>1683167
Don't like it? Change the channel.

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>>1686663
Stay salty anti-smark

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>>1683261
>>1683261
>Go on his twitter
>post Kevin Nash's
>basic ass /pol/ memes
>harambe memes
>bane memes
>unironically identifies as Alt-Right

Reminder not to let your 4chan autism escape this website.

>smarks dream about wrestling returning to the attitude era
>attitude era appealed to normies to boost ratings
>wrestling today completely kowtows in appealing to solely smarks and dweebs
>record low ratings

Hypocrites. Enjoy continued irrelevance.

Where I am obese man has bigger chance of getting attack , because they will assume he has more rice in his bag...

Kavan Owens, you can survive gay GLT era of WWE , but can he survive Panjab , Thar Desert ???

I don't think so.

>>1686819
I forgot badge of honor .

>>1686818
>Smarks want the Attitude Era to come back
Smarks hate the Attitude Era because of the shitty matches though. They prefer the Ruthless Aggression Era

>>1683187
Didn't Roman used to play in the NFL? Also, the guy did an Undertaker dive over the top ropes last night. The guy has to be athletic.

>>1686843
No, he did not. He played in a lower level college football program.

>>1686843
Roman never made it to the NFL. He played for the CFL

>>1683187
He is more athletic than Reigns, you mong.
He can do more high risk moves than Reigns, he moves faster in the ring, he doesn't get gassed out as fast and can work despite all that fucking fat he has.

>>1686843
>>1686852
He was on a NFL roster (Minnesota Vikings) but never played an actual snap.

>>1683167
Shit ton of fat people in 'Murica so he should be a huge draw.

>>1684185
Doing moonsaults is a matter of having the balls to do them. Just because he doesnt incorporate one of the easier flippy trick doesnt mean he cant do it.

>>1686927
lol

>>1686894
Making an nfl roster is ungodly difficult in itself.

>>1686929
Moonsaults dont require some supreme athleticism retard. Get off your couch sometime will ya?

>>1686933
they just signed him to be a body for practice, he's absolute shit and it doesn't reflect on his skills in the slighest. At that bottom-of-the-barrel level it's about who you know.

>>1686936
>i-i-i'm sure he could do them if he wuh-wuh-wanted

Reigns doesn't do one single thing that requires grace or athleticism, i'm not sure why you think he could do it

>>1686939
Can big kev even propel himself over the ropes like roman did yesterday?

>>1686942
Yes

>>1686947
Probably uses the ropes for leverage or something lmao

>>1686939
>Running leap over the ropes (5 feet high), 10 feet from the ground
>Running foot-first leap 5 feet in the air for the drive by

>>1686954
suicide dive over the ropes is a shit move for wrestlers with no moves

>>1686966
Yeah, undertaker and samoa Joe are such tryhards with limited movesets.

Try harder cuck. I know it's hard to think with the sound of your mom being blacked in the next room, but just try.

>>1686966
Only luchas and reigns do them and they always get pops. The one through the ropes is now stale because shitters like deanetty and sasha botch them in every match

>>1686973
Damn joe can do one? Now thats impressive for a guy his size. He looks more stongfat than all belly like KO anyways.

>>1683242
>this is the STATE of /asp/
wew
pull a /r9k/ pls

>>1686954
>jumping over things any non-manlet, healthy young male should be able to jump over is now athletic
C'mon, you're trying too hard at being an anti-smark.

>>1683184

Lanky motherfucker. Put some weight on you.

>>1686655
Flunking out in the minors is not a "career"

>>1686927
Sure, and Reigns can also cut a live promo that isn't total shit too, we've just never seen it ;)

>>1686942
Literally his first match in a WWE ring:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ll645k43yc