>they don't want none >double negation >they DO

>GET READY TO FLY
>not actually capable of flight

what the fuck did I get ready for then

>fuck your dreams, fuck your life
>post on /asp/, so obviously don't have a life, maybe wet dreams

>>1670314
>I AM I AM
he is what?

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>>1670309
But what do they want?

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>>1670309
>>1670347
>they DO want one
>one
>ONE
>THE PHENOMENAL ONE

DEEPEST LORE
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>>1670314
>>not actually capable of flight

Have you seen many AJ Styles matches?

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>>1670358
It all makes sense now

Is he really the best in the world?

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Which one /asp/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2WH4gQNLb0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ie6F3EX219w
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niOM9zbIs4k
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKTNHX8y01Q
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0TynQhZg8w
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fj9ala8nZ7U

>>1670368
Yes

>>1670368
Non-meme answer: yes.

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>>1670358
Really makes you think...

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>>1670368

LOOK IN MY EYES

WHAT DO YOU SEE

>>1670392
A guy who's already a meme

>>1670369
final ROH theme > final TNA theme > THEY DON'T WANT NONE > The rest

>>1670396

EVEN THROUGH THE DARKEST DAYS

THIS FIRE BURNS

>>1670408
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALWAAAAAAAYS

Ha ha I think you are needing lesson of English sir ,.

People in America , the ones who they look like Sri Lankans, they speak this way .

AJ Style he is imitating them because they are against the gay GLT community ,.

>>1670426
In my country they also speak like this (double negation), but in Spanish.

>>1670369
Demi for sure

>>1670429
it's ok to do it in spanish, afaik.

>>1670435
No entiendo nada, amigo.

>>1670392
Punk is not in the same league as AJ on any level.

>>1670408
>>1670416
>tfw he will never return to this theme

>>1670368
Yes

>>1670448
He will even return?

>>1670453
Will he*, fucking grammar mistakes

>>1670458

he'll inevitably return when he gets bodied by a fat guy not wearing a shirt in the octagon

>>1670369
If it wasn't for the
>yep yep yep
His current theme would easily be the best

BMAJ

>>1670368
No

He's another generic manlet

>>1670453
one of these days, yeah. When he gets this dumb MMA thing out of his system.

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WHAT DOES EVERYBODY WANT???

Seriously, What is?

>>1670515
based BMAJ working the anti-smarks

>>1670445
He's a better promo for sure. Can't fucking touch AJ in the ring though. Even his MITB 11 match is pretty sloppy.

>>1670530
To rule the world

>>1670309
>NOPE they don't want none
Meaning that they really don't want any

>>1671243
>NOPE, they do not want none
this means they want some

>>1670309

But how does AJ have the farmer strength if he was never even a farmer

>>1671354
You clearly weren't listening closely enough. Southern boys have the farmer strength. It's not about being farmers, they just have farmer strength by virtue of being southern boys.

Speaking of which, The Revival better join AJ when they move up to the main roster.

>>1671341
then get some

Why are all the GOAT wrestlers southern?

>>1671382
Holdovers from past territories days?

>>1671341
No, the nope and don't cancel out leaving the sentence to be, "They want none."

>>1670367
how do you make these

>>1670445

I'm an AJ mark and even I'll concede that Punk is ten times better on the mic

>>1671509
phil is maybe two times greater. phil is way overrated because of le pipbamb. he can ad lib well, i'll give him that. but his delivery is flat; it doesn't ever really hit the notes except for mockery. and he doesn't have the voice.

>>1671546
I think his work as a heel is the best promo work in WWE in the last 6 or 7 years. Coming out in hardy's face paint, the birthday for Rey's kid, the contract signing, that promo against the rock all come to mind when I think of great promos during that time. AJ holds his own but he's not cutting promo of the year any time soon.

That being said while Punk can tell a story Styles is lightyears beyond punk in the ring. Punk has never been close to best wrestler in the world whereas AJ pretty much is the best wrestler on the planet.

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>>1671560
>AJ holds his own but he's not cutting promo of the year any time soon.
Most likely true. He's not amongst the greatest of all time there. But he's dramatically improved his mic game, particularly since turning heel. AJ plays a good dude bro dickhead bully.

>>1670369
Evil Ways is the GOAT imo, and I don't even like country music but just sounds soo epic.

Is there a band that makes music that resembles Evil Ways out there?

>>1671404
No, the Nope is just affirmation that they really don't want none, it's completely superfluous

>>1670443
Osea, que lo entiendes todo

>>1673226
O sea*, amigo.