>Pro Wrestling Sheet confirms that the Headbangers will be

>>1667735
headbangers are based

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDpTQlDtuks

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>The Headbangers are going to go over Heath Slater and Rhyno

At least rhyno/slater are going to win one match.

>>1667735
Were they at least good when they were in WWF?

It was embarrassing when ROH booked The Headbangers a few years ago, who the fuck wants to see them now?

>>1667746
Never drew a dime

>Try to get Angle, Hardys, RVD, Goldberg etc.

>End up with Rhyno, Curt Hawkins, almost Shelton, Hinder Mahal and the Headbangers

>>1667746
They had some tag title runs when the tag division was utter shit.

By the time it started to get good in 99/00 they were Ascension-tier jobbers.

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>>1667750

They could have RVD if they'd stop giving a shit about weed

>>1667750
>Goldberg
>2016

Why would you want this?

>>1667750
It's the consequences you reap of making a habit of hiring talented and accomplished wrestlers and then treating them like garbage.

Fuckin thrasher and mosh? Bring back dlo desu

>>1667825
Cody leaving probably did a lot of damage to their recruitment drive. Who would have expected a Rhodes to be fighting for the common man?

Well

I'm happy for them.

Good people.

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>>1667735
When are they bringing back the Highlanders?

this is gonna be as embarassing as that one time Grand Master Sexay came out to crickets.

Jesus christ.

>>1667735
>the headbangers
kek

>>1668986
One of them brought them a shit load of heat, which made both of them hated, if I remember correctly. Doubt either of them are still wrestling, desu.

>>1667735
They might trump the Brian Christopher dead heat return

>>1668988
TURN IT UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeaVMffAi8M

>>1669013
Jesus...

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This makes me sad. Nobody from Attitude Era is even watching anymore. Nobody will care.

Didn't Thrasher become a chief?

>>1669007
>>1669013
god that was bad..

I'd prefer Beaver Cleavage coming back desu

There's already enough shit tagteams, what's the point in brining these guys back just to turn them into jobbers over the next month or two

>>1667735
This will be like when Grand Master Sexy returned and the crowd was dead quiet lmao

>>1667735
>more old people
Wow, yeah, that is going to boost the ratings...
They should sort their shit out with their current talent instead of hiring more people.

>>1667746
Alvarez rants every week about how terrible they are during his retro Raw review.

>>1669013
That was very cringeworthy.

>>1667753
96-mid 99 was arguably the worst tag division era the company's history, but is today's division better or worse than watching DOA vs Los Boricuas on shotgun saturday?

remember when the manager of the LoD from the 90s came out on NXT and he got 'WHO ARE YOU?' Chants?

I hope that happens here

>slater and rhino made their entrances
>they're waiting for their opponents to come
>it's supposed to be a surprise but everyone already knows who they're facing
>that familiar drum beat starts playing
>Mosh and Thrasher come out in their skirts and new t shirts you can only find on wweshop.com
>"these guys were some of the roughest toughest fighters back in the attitude era, Mauro." JBL screams
>"mama mia, the Headbangers are lit family." Mauro replies back
>all the while the Houston crowd is completely dead and all the little children ask their parents who these weird people are.

>>1669365
Screencap this

>>1669013
The look of a disappointed father says it all.

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>>1667735
jeez, looks like it's gonna be Brian Christopher part 2 in terms of audience reactions.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVR-ajThXcM

Hey y'all this here is Carter, make fun of me

>>1669365
>mama mia, the Headbangers are lit family.

i fucking died cuz he would L0L

>>1669312
links pls

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>Lucha Underground garners critical acclaim for shattering the perception of what a wrestling show can be
>TNA draws rave reviews for the originality and tongue in cheek humor of The Final Deletion
>WWE brings back Mosh and Thrash
>Mfw

>>1667750
WWE is a shit company, what do you expect?

>>1669365
did you travel to the future and watch the match already?

>>1669333
I still don't know who that bald faggot was supposed to be

>>1667756
They don't. It's a 2.5k fine that's automatically taken out of your paycheck.

>>1669365
>mama mia, the Headbangers are lit family
Holy shit.

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>>1667735
When you treat wrestlers like shit, don't be surprised that nobody wants to come back and help out when you need it.

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>>1669967

>implying the WWE needs help
>implying they don't really need to put the straps on people who aren't indy darlings working unsafe styles that sideline them for months at a time or force them into early retirements

>>1669975
If they didn't need help, why are they trying to bring back all these old guys?

>>1669979

because the old guys can put newer guys over without people bitching about them being buried

>>1669988
Typical deluded Stamford Wife.

>>1669926
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAvdDNIfpPuy0sSyD-k5NSw/videos

>>1669988
Why would a billion dollar company care what some smacks online say ?

So is Rhyno any good?

Its a shame that familia is not a wrestler

>>1670001
He's great

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>>1669365

>>1670001
I don't know who that is, I do know I never liked Rhino though.

>>1669365
You missed David Otunga saying something to the tune of
>"Yeah JBL, they were pretty powerful, but did you know I graduated from Harvard with a degree in Law?"

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>>1669365
>"mama mia, the Headbangers are lit family."

>>1667917
His daddy told him to leave the company four years ago but he didn't listen

>>1669326
Anything is better than Gang Warz.

Especially the most stacked tag division since the turn of the millennium.

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>>1667735
>the Headbangers
meh, could be worse.

>>1671456
Genuinely No.

The curent tag div is the worst it has ever been. The titles mean nothing; all of the teams are funsters or jobbers to funsters.

That said, there aren't many tag teams you could bring back that would be LESS exciting than the Headbangers. The Jackal's Parade of Human Oddities, perhaps - if they weren't all dead.

Would take them over 'fat ass' Kevin Owens or 'ginger prick' Sami Zayn.
They aren't specifically interesting to me, but I'd still find them more enjoyable to watch as they hobble around the ring with references 20 years out of date than WWE's hilarious attempts at making a chubby Canuck look like someone who could beat up anything other than his wife.

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>>1672742

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>You were actually a Headbangers mark back in the day

P-pls don't b-bully.