It's 2017: the day after the Royal Rumble. Brock Lesnar

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>>1664709

Yeesh brother

>>1664709
Fingerpoke of Doom 2.0

>In an event Dave Meltzer describes as "The worst Royal Rumble in history"
That sounds like the best RR in history actually. Brock just stiffing the fuck out of every manlet on the roster 1 by 1

>>1664709
>Heyman turns on Brock
>Dixie,Matt Hardy, and the Nasty Boys run in
>Brutus the Barber with a suicide vest detonates next to Brock
>leg drop
>1-2-3

>>1664961
Imagine the boos.

>>1664709
Why does it matter what I book if Hogan has creative control? Might as well book Hogan to win in a 2 minute squash because he'll change it to that anyway.

>>1664709
Pull a Vince Russo. Have Brock literally lay down and eat the pin. Retire the belt as "The Hulk Hogan Memorial Belt." Introduce new belt as the new title. Put Brock against whoever is hottest at that time.

Give Brock a new gimmick called the Green waistcoat. Wrestlemania I lower him from the roof but he "accidentally" triggers the release too early and falls to his death. Hogan's music hits, drops the leg 1,2,3.

>>1664709
>Party's over grandpa
What did Bork mean by this?

>>1664709
>How do you prevent Hogan from ruining your promotion as he has ruined every other promotion in history?
By not doing anything to stop that other thing you said.

Can't fire me if he's in a coma from an elbow to the face. Go nuts, Brock.

>Hogan isn't champ after royal rumble
>Have him weasel his way into a match with MiTB holder(hopefully a extra one that was instated due to two championships again)
>Brings up N.W.O. shenanigans and gets the other guy beaten up while he goes to climb.
>Have spot with the ladder getting knocked over and hope Hogan gets injured, saving me from having to book the event further

If he's not injured there's always plan B
>Seth or some other shield fuck is champion currently
>Goes out to cut promo on Brock
>N.W.O. tasers and shit
>MiTB cash-in, pin
>Hogan is never seen without whole N.W.O. crew
>Eventually GM decides that Brock's probably going to want a special referee, recruits BMJ
>Gets down to the main event, BMJ having promised to be fair
>Moment match starts, BMJ begins going right after Brock with Hogan strutting around the ring looking for weapons
>Entire N.W.O. crew arrives, no DQ because crooked ref now
>Match is essentially weapons match between BMJ and Brock
>Taser eventually
>Hogan drops leg for his pride and goes for pin
>BMJ is now nuclear heat with smarks and goes full heel
>pray this doesnt kill the company

>Make match no DQ
>Brock dominates Hogan, who can't even take a Suplex at this point
>Brock about to hardway Hogan, crowd booing, Brock smiling that sadistic smile he does sometimes
>lights go down, then come back on
>Every single wrestler Brock eliminated in the RR standing around the ring
>Descend on Brock, who goes down fighting, but nonetheless, the shear number overwhelms him
>Hogan, beaten to within an inch of his life, pins Brock

Brock looks strong, Hogan gets his way, and the crowd finally sees Brock get what he deserves

That rumble could be cool

>entry #30 is Angle
>they fight a +15 minutes match before Lesnar could eliminate Angle

>>1665423
>entry #30 is Angle
>Angle takes a German Suplex wrong
>The string holding his spinal discs together comes undone and his head completely separates from his neck
M8 why would you do that

>>1664961
They would try to hide and wait for the next entrants and bork would hunt them down throughout the arena like a mountain lion

>>1665461
Would fucking mark if he dragged them each into the ring for a F-5 before tossing them over and doing his dumb roar thing.

>pissing off your audience
Why would WWE do this?

=°]

>>1665456
five stars would watch

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>>1664709
>Wrestlemania main event
>Brock has been paid 10 million to job out to Hogan
>Lesnar can't be trusted though, as Hogan goes for the leg drop Brock gets up and suplexes Hogan.
>This is why we have an insurance policy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6g4D4dStmY
>Comes into the ring makes Lesnar tap to the crossface
>Keeps crossface on breaks Lesnar's neck places bible on his corpse.
>Rolls out the ring
>Hogan wins by DQ

Benoit still killed his family and it becomes part of his gimmick.