How do I explain to my normie UFC watching friends that I want

>>1664461
Just tell them up-front. Amiibos and bodypillows don't judge.

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>>1664462

>>1664461
Ask them to stop fucking your girlfriend first

>>1664461
dunno,but UFC fans are autists

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>>1664461
I'm literally only watching it in the hopes he will play possum and try to escape the cage and when the other guy gets up there he'll hit him with a Pepsi Plunge for a knockout victory.

>>1664461
emo fighter? not a chance

>>1664461
>I want Punk to win so he can btfo an online community of unwashed manlet fatasses?
last time brock won we had like 50 "how does it feel a pro wrestler beat an MMA guy in his own sport" threads.
how exactly would phil winning make these people BTFO?

>>1664505
>announcer yells out "K-OOOOOOOO" as he hits him with the move and ends the match

>>1664641
If our eternal boy of boys Philip Brooks wins will we harass /heem/?

>>1664461
MMAutists gets BTFO on a regular basis these days, I don't know if Phil winning would really embarrass then any more than Brock did

>>1664679
Lad if Phillip wins we're practically gonna move back to /sp/.

>>1664461

>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Has been training the last five years to get a pink belt in Gracie Jiu Jitsu from Eve Torres. Not going well
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Malnourished, looks like a poster child for starving kids
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Wets the bed
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Everyone laughs when he tries to look tough
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Likes hockey
>Doesn't like to party
>Zero coordination
>No athleticism
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Still watches The Walking Dead
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic gluten-free diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Awful tattoos
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history