WHY DON'T YOU QUIT AND GO TO THE BINGO HALLS WITH YOUR INDIE

>n-no mike p-please stop I was j-just kidding about the whole c-coward thing

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>>1656432
>N-NO, MIZ, PLEASE, DON'T MURDER MY FRAGILE MANLET SENSIBILITIES
>I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN TO CALL YOU A COWARD, BASED A-LISTER, PLEASE. YOU'RE DAMAGING MY MENTAL STATE LIKE I DAMAGED MY OWN BRAIN TOSSING MYSELF AROUND IN HIGH SCHOOL GYMS AND BINGO HALLS
>PLEASE, STOP MOCKING MY WORTHLESS EXISTENCE, I'LL LET YOU FUCK MY WIFE
>Wait, yours is hotter
>I'LL LET YOU FUCK MY SISTER
>PLEASE
>MIZ
>NO
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What did Daniel "The quintessential Vanilla Midget" mean by this?

>Bryan isn't a good actor
Based GOAT is multi talented

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The reason he won't is because the money. The indie god is a sell out in the end, as the story always goes.

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>>1656450

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>>1656511
>HEATH SLATER BAY BEE

I imagine Vince viciously masturbating as he laughs and watches DBry's face during that shoot.

Miz is right in every single way. What's the point of wrestling like a madman if you'll end up one concussion away from a vegetable at DBry's age?

>>1656511
should be the new SEETHING face

He looks like Connair McGoof after losing to Nate on the first fight.

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Thank you Based Miz for creating this meme

>>1656432
>"w-well i think you w-wrestle like a coward"
>"the soft wwe style h-heh"
>looks like he's about to cry and walks off while miz is ripping in to him

i'm not sure what the fuck bryan was thinking. he's not good enough on the mic to make shoot-esque comments and try to verbally spar with someone who can think on his feet

>>1656588
You're crazy, when he said "I'd wrestle if they'd let me!", it felt totally real.

>>1656611

What he meant was "I'd wrestle for top dollar if they'd let me, fuck wrestling for less than WWE, i'm a total sellout"

>>1656588
>I don't know how worked shoots work

>>1656665
You've been worked into a shoot about not getting quads, you faggot.

>>1656611
It felt real because it was.

There's literally no reason for a GM to say that, he only did because it was the only defense he had.

>the way Daniel Bryan almost refuses to look Miz in the face
He's so fucking beta. Jesus, no wonder he's a liberal. He's weak, he's frail, he's a beta male. Completely inferior to the alpha, confidant Miz.

>>1656674
Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwworked.

>>1656637
That's -exactly- what it means.

>>1656555

Yes, its much better that the Miz be a Z lister with 0 memorable matches across a decade of a career.

>>1656808
The point was that Miz is honest as to what he is as a wrestler(safe, uninspired moves, etc.) and doesn't need to come off as some phony like DBry who's obviously a sellout in denial

>Bryan shows up in RoH this saturday, as Bryan Danielson, coming out to the Final Countdown
>The dirt sheets catch fire
>WWE programming just ignores this and Bryan is missing
>Bryan comes out again the next RoH show
>Miz attacks him after his match

Kinda like Tazz going back and forth WWF and ECW back in the day.

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Daniel Bryan on suicide watch

>>1656856
>"sell out"
Or finally reaping what you earned.

>>1656432
You know that if you weighed out every category, DB is the far superior talent.

Anyone who says otherwise is shit-posting or seriously delusional.

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>>1656569
How do you like this original meme of mine?

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>>1656889
Recropped the image, there was a little white showing on the right side.

>>1656887
>more money
>better looks
>hotter wife
>longer career
>not brain damaged
>not having seizures
>eats meat

I fail to see a single category Brian Suicidalson wins at. More Meltzer stars? Gain height and seek the weights.

>>1656899
Bryan was a vegan for about three years before developing soy intolerance and giving up.

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>>1656899
>more money
i doubt that
>better looks
ok
>hotter wife
arguable, I am not into the Barbie doll look as much so if I got to choose I'd take Brie.
>longer career
not yet, Miz started in 03' Bryan in 99/00
>not brain damaged
we don't really know if Bryan is either, Big Dave Meltz said that his injury is one that could be gone soon, if not already
>not having seizures
top kek
>eats meat
so does bryan

are you filled with shoot or worked autism?

Do you morons actually believe this was a shoot?

>>1656899
Only better looks and longer career have any merit in your list.

Seriously, who would you rather watch perform?

>>1656941

>Meltz xD

SPEAR yourself

>>1656941(You)
no u

Why a rivalry between Daniel Bryan and The Miz just in this moment?

Could be Bryan recovered of his injury and is he ready to return to the ring?

>>1656984
Bryan will NEVER be cleared by WWE

>>1656996

Maybe there's a hall of some sort that he could go back to and join his indie friends and fans ....

>>1656680
This.
How the fuck would they expect us to believe that a guy like Bryan would have a chance against a guy like Lesnar if he's so weak that he can't even look The Miz in the eye in an argument...

>>1656996
He can do the HBK thing from 2002 and just "fight"

>>1657003
The NFL hadn't spent a billion dollars on concussion lawsuits in 2002

>>1657003
>>1657008
Vince himself is literally right in the middle of a MASSIVE work safety lawsuit from past workers right now, Bryan might as well be rolled down to the ring tied into a mattress.

>>1657014
>rolled down to the ring tied into a mattress
Fuck this mental image is too good

>>1657014
>thinks that lawsuit is real

Kek. The lawyer all those bozos hired to file that case has been going after the WWE for years and hasn't gotten a cent

>>1656907
Just one more thing his body was too fragile to handle.

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>>1657014
I like the cut of your jib kid. I could use a guy like you on creative!

>>1657123
That doesn't change the fact that a lawsuit exists and it would be in Vince's best interest to play safe.

YOU LOVE THAT WWE RING

>>1656808
Miz d Orton will live forever.

>>1657367

YOU LOVE WRESSULLING

>>1656432
He's actually got a point. If Daniel truly loved wrestling so much he'd have dropped WWE and go to TNA or something and work safe.

It seems like what he meant to say was "I love money and being in front of 2mil people, not the act of wrestling itself".

>>1657820
I'm pretty sure he loves being alive more than he loves wrestling, though. Not everyone is as insane as Angle when it comes to wrestling when their bodies are held together by duct tape and positive thoughts.

>>1657830
How many injuries has Angle had since leaving?

>>1656588
>someone who can think on his feet

LMAO Miz has been SEETHING over indy manlets coming in to the WWE, getting over with the smark retard crowds and mega pushes from management while he languishes in midcard hell.

He's probably had this line saved up for years now

>>1657830

>denial

Miz exposed him.

Your indie darling is a greedy sell out, a faggot who will call a man a coward in front of his wife, then walk away like a coward when getting btfo.

I'd be surprised to see him next week.

>>1657830
Its obviously not as bad as WWE want you to think. The reality is they just don't want another Benoit, which was a once off

>>1657834
worked

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>>1657848

>another Benoit
>a one off

I wouldn't speak so soon

What exactly is Mick planning in his "Christmas Room"?

>>1657889
You know I was just thinking about Mick

Did he have a single memorable spot where he wasnt in the receiving end? Seems like his most famous feature was being thrown off/through things

>>1656984
Morons keep thinking it's a work and is going to lead to a match or some shit. The facts is until we hear from someone actually in the know, we don't know shit.
Friends can actually have heated arguments like this and still be friends, they can have real fights and still be friends. Being called a coward will trigger any man with a pair of balls.

The likely situation is that Miz was supposed to do a controlled promo and Bryan said the wrong shit and pissed him off and caused all of this.
Ultimately it doesn't mean a damn thing because neither of them crossed a line or did anything to warrant punishment.

>>1657899
His best spot was picking up the rocks glasses

Miz is an amazing heel. Nobody fucking likes him, which means he's doing his job great.

I know its a long way off to think about, but i really hope they let him beat Honky Tonks record for longest IC reign. He really is just getting better ever week he holds that belt.

>>1657900
Of course it was a work you fucking mark. If Miz really shot off like that, his mic would be cut, or theyd run an advertisment, or something to cut him off. Also, Daniel called him "cowerdly", which is pure promo material that a babyface says to a heel. How can anyone wrestle a "cowerdly" style in something that is pre-planned? The risks are there no matter what the style. All it takes is one bad move and you're eating through a tube for the rest of your lifr. Daniel would never legit call anyone who wrestles a coward, because he respects the business too much. Its 100% work

>>1657899
Yes, one of my favorite matches and before match promos of all time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2ohpJkHp-U

The ending is fucking fantastic too
Obviously later on he's just a punching bag for Undertaker but whatever

>>1657900
the sad part is you actually believe this

Gain height
Lose weight
Hit the showers
Seek sunlight
Get a clue
Acquire female companion
Have sexual intercourse
Pursue a career

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>>1657947

The marks are working themselves

DBry is the GOAT at working people.
He spends his free time practicing on Nikki.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3XzRWWMlR8

>>1657997
Kek

>>1657841
>Geeting worked up on purpose because it gives you ammo for anti-smark memery
What a pitiful existence.

>>1657997
kek

>>1657997
Nikki is a fucking mark

>>1658185

Stay worked mark

>geeting
What a pitiful retention

>>1657337
He's going to play it safe, but not because of a lawsuit that has no weight. Get a clue

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>>1656511
I think the Miz has been possessed by the devil

>>1658203
begging you to take your wifes son out for ice cream

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>>1658218

What did he mean by this?

>>1658218
The demon Mizuzu

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>>1657997
dbbry teasing nikki cuz he wants to fuck her because hes mad john fucks brie

>>1658240

Can one man be any more based?

>>1658240
>thinking bryan wants to fuck nikki
>thinking he doesn't want to fuck BMJ instead

stay worked

>>1656808
Ask Benoit how much memorable matches matter when it is all said and done.

>>1656967
The Miz

>>1656808
Ask anybody what the first match they think of when they think of Daniel Bryan and if they reply anything else than the Sheamus one I'll be impressed.

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>>1656511
>>1656511
>seething like the cunt that he is

Fucking kek

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>>1656941
>Meltz

Gain height
Get a clue
Dive off a cliff

Was it a work?

>>1658240
BMJ fucks Thikki and cucks Danlet by letting him watch him fuck his wife

>>1658639
Yes it was.

>>1658639
real or not Miz was right though.

unless he had a no compete clause on his contract there really was no reason beyond money & maybe his wife for Bryan to not quit WWE and go to another promotion if he really wanted to get back in the ring so much.

hell, when he announced his retirement i expected to hear he was going to another promotion a month later.

>>1658746
Hell even Flair did so with TNA after a ceremonial farewell with tthe WWE and years and years of bodily wear and tear

DBry is just another sellout who's too arrogant to see it....or maybe he does.

>>1658406
You actually have an interesting point. But it could be memorable in the way that it pissed so many ppl off.

I would also think of his WM XXX matches, and maybe his NXT one with Jericho.

>throws rocks at Miz for being too "safe"
>gets blown the fuck out and he leaves like a beta cuck

I bet he only did that to Miz because he thinks he's better than him even though Miz has more moves than BMJ all throughout his career.

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Y'all niggas gonna look stupid when the Bryan injury is revealed to be a work and these guys have a five star match at Mania.

>>1656432
JUST

>>1656511

This is exactly what I imagine when someone spams "SEETHING"

>>1656511
>blue is my favourite colour

ayy

>>1658406
Punk vs bryan aj lee referee
Vs. John cena at summerslam.
Yestlemania 30
The mitb ladder match he won
I could go on but its more than obvious you are just a troll.
The shaemus vs dbry two out of three falls though was pretty damn good though

>>1657997
Cryback stopped riding with him because he couldn't handle the banter

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>>1656432
Now go home and get your fucking shinebox

>>1656511
Did Bryan make the Miz cry? I think they just literally worked each other into a shoot by accident

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BOOK IT NOW

>>1659514
Especially fucked of Bryan to hate on Miz's "soft" style after a weekend where the new Universal Multiversal Interdimensional Champion got ruined in his match and Sasha almost died at least twice.

>Miz is going to be world champion for a second time in my life

What a time to be alive.

>>1661236
If Miz becomes WWE Champ, I am going to need him to wear the belt upside down 100% of the time.

https://youtu.be/VGyMLmmjAW4
Confirmed work. Stay woke marks

Seriously i don't even like miz and his run made me stop watching but the Bingo halls line is amazing. A shittier guy on the Mic would have said high school gym or something

>>1656967
doesn't matter cuz manletson can't perform anyways :))))

>>1657997

Is Nikki ever going to get married

Do people actually wrestle in bingo halls?

>>1662166
yes

>>1662166
They wrestle in garages too

Looks like we have a new CM Punk pipebomb
Make the intercontinental championship great again

>>1656680
I'm pretty sure Miz is a super liberal too.

BINGO HALLS
WITH ZERO DRAWS

>>1662005
It was on TV of course it was a work how is this even a question. Modern WWe doesnt air anything they don't want to.

>>1657997
>you going to the club?
>I thought she was going to the corner
holy shit Dbry has top bantz

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>>1663109

Ever heard of pic related?

How about CM Punk?

>>1662166
and basketball courts

>>1662166
Shit, they'll wrestle out in fields if you let them

>>1656884
worked

>>1660873
Wrestlemania 30 sucked tho

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>>1662166
>he never watched the wrestler

>>1656495
yeah bro fuck making as much money as possible that shits gay