> "My style didn't lead me to an early retirement."

He meant he BTFO the indie manlet midget

He exposed the Indy spot monkeys like seth, ambrose and bryan

>>1655091
It means Based Seth needs to have a match with him and break his fragile manlet bones

>>1655091
Based miz shooting on indy shitters

>>1655091
He means more movies instead of wrestling means less injuries.

Flippy shit not welcomed

>>1655091
The fuck u think he means you retard.
It means he wrestled cleverly and didn't fucking injure himself every time he went out there - whilst Bryan did.

Bryan fucken sucks - so do you.

I got really worked by the Miz here

Can't believe I'm being a mark in 2016

>>1655091
That manlets wrestle a more risky style to overcompensate for their height meanwhile alpha males like Miz, Lesnar, and Ambrose who are over 6' can wrestle a comfy style thus giving them a longer career.

>>1655147
>giving them a longer career

and kill the ratings

Everyone in this thread needs to kill themselves.

>>1655155
Thats just not true

>>1655143
Hello new friend, looks like you're lost on your way to reddit

Indie darlings and vanilla midgets are not more welcome.

Would be awsome a storyline when DBry is trying to convert SD! in an indie show and people like The Miz stop his cruiserweight hard-flyer dreams

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>>1655147
>Implying Ambrose is Alpha

>>1655167
Daily reminder that Bryan drew more than Ambrose

>>1655147
>Ambrose

Literally the definition of indy monkey

>>1655173
>>1655174
See
>>1655167

>>1655169
Reddit loves dB and hates based miz ya manlet nerd

>>1655190
>SEETHING

>>1655175
>>1655190
Keep your trip on Deancuck

>>1655201
>>1655205
Wat u mean?

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>>1655219

He never had injury in his career just for being one of the most boring wrestlers in history.

>>1655091
I wasn't that much of a Miz fun but got damn man, call me a Miz mark now.

He put Daniel Bryan on absolute blast

>>1655091
based Miz. He is won't be a cripple or a druggie or a murderer. He is saving all his WWE money and movie money and going to be able to walk and fuck young blonde girls when he is in his 70s

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>>1655223
Fucking Carter

>>1655169
Back to l3dit immediately faggot

>>1655255
>SO SEETHING HE QUOTED TWICE

BASED MIZ WORKING THE SMARKS

miz is seriously THE best heel, actually gets heat and makes amazing points that trigger flippyshit loving smarks.

Maybe only jericho comes close.

>>1655262
Huh?

>>1655267
Jericho keeps blowing smarks out the past few years they've called him a WWE shill

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>>1655091
What does this sign say? Can you guys help me out with this? I can't tell what it says.

>>1655267
Name one amazing point before this carefully crafted work that he's made

>>1655170
>>convert SD! in an indie show

Would be [spoiler]NJPW or Ring of Honor or Lucha Underground[/spoiler] level

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>>1655091

Don't run away, faggot.

that he's a coward.

>>1655551
>implying we're big enough to even bother them

>>1655551
Funny how he runs away like a bitch

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Who's show is it, /asp/?

>>1655564
Miz's since Daniel ran away with his tail between his legs

>>1655564
SD is the show is based Aj.

Not this literally who

>>1655230
Yet he still fuck Maryse and gets paid by Vince McMahon.

Based Miz and D-Bry working everyone into shoots.

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>>1655574
Should i value a wrestler ability to entertain me by who he fucks and by who he gets paid?

>>1655581
Yes.

>>1655581
Yes

I really hope they both planned to do this ahead of time.

Has he really never gotten injured?
If so that's impressive

Name ONE entertaining or memorable match Miz has ever been in.

He is boring as fuck. He is a good heel because he is literally unlikeable.

>>1655659
He's never had to take weeks off to recover, worst I remember is the concussion at Wrestlemania.

>>1655664
That fatal 4 way the other month

>>1655664

name ONE match the Miz has ever been in that less than 4 stars

>protip, you cant

>>1655672

You could remove the Miz from it and it would have been the same quality

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>>1655674
Here

http://www.profightdb.com/wrestlers/the-miz-412.html

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>>1655684
>he carried three of his last 5 matches to four stars
>the only ones that didn't reach 4 were against absolute no-talent shitters like Cesaro and Darren Young

Can the Miz be stopped boys?

>>1655147
>Miz
>Ambrose
>alpha
heightfags are way worse than musclefags

>>1655664
the bast match from wrestlemania this year where he almost won the title and then Ryder won it.
The way he got cocky on top of the ladder made Ryder's win that bit more special.

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>>1655697
>Royal rumble
Wait he was in?
>Wrestlemania 32
Wait he was in?

>>1655712
ya absolutely seethin lil guy

>>1655716
You are literally in tears mizfag

Official /asp/s guys
Nash
Steiner
Lesnar
Miz
Vince
Hogan

>>1655581
A non-shattered neck would be another good criteria.

no flips just fists right guys

>>1655722
>Hogan
>Vince
let's not be pathetic here

I like how WWE has a lot of people questioning whether these recent things are scripted or real. Its good to see that they are doing their job correctly. Making the fans (us) imaginations wonder

>>1655720
>seeth rollins

>>1655736
the tears in miz's eyes tho. How is this guy supposed to be a heel? He's not a bad guy. He's not a good guy. He's just a man fighting for his family, a family that happens to consist of him and the object of his total affection, Maryse.

>>1655749
How aesthetic are Miz's kids gonna be

>>1655091
You just know Vince wrote this and made him do this. This is everything Vince wanted to say to Bryan for ruining his mania 30

>>1655720
consider testosterone injections

>>1655091
So is this going to be a "thing" on Smackdown now? Guys just scream as loud as they can and literally start crying when they want to look like they cut a good promo?

>>1655754
Very. I'm just saying, the heel thing to do would be to kayfabe hit DB in the head. He's not supposed to be hit in the head. But Miz took it to a whole nother level. This isn't heel work, this is just truth.

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>>1655790
>Rawtist confused by promo skills

>>1655784
If not Dbry wm 30 would have been a complete disaster
>Haitch probably winning
>End of Streak
>Shitty diva match
>Bootista winning

Just thinking about this makes me cringe

>>1655709

>having to rely on 6 other people for him to be in a good match

Ok. Name a good fucking SINGLES match he was in.

>>1655147
>Ambrose
>literally has to wrestle in jeans and sweatshirt to cover up his mauled body

>>1655736
its called a worked shoot you mark

>>1655091
>I only wrestle 2 times a month.....Maybe

Well no shit.
Jericho
Brock
RVD
And all other part timers never get hurt either. Miz is basically a fucking part timer. He works like 2 times a month, and then can take 2-3 months off at a time doing movies or other media shit.

>>1655672
>the match where everyone else carried him

What did Miz himself do in that match? Miz is one of the most forgettable workers in the company. And let's all be fair, his move list sucks.
>

>>1655904
>what are house shows

>>1655267
Rusev is superior in every way. And unlike Miz, he gets fan reactions. Miz usually gets dead silence.

>>1655904
The Miz is on pretty much every single house show because he's the only true heel in the company.

>>1655913
>Miz doesn't even work main shows
>thinks he works house shows

Ha.

Wasn't his last match on SD like 4 weeks ago, which was a squash matches for Orton? The guy hardly wrestles. He does backstage segments or Miz TV more then he wrestles.

>>1655904
>doing movies

You've been worked hard friend

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>>1655923
..........

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>>1655147

Isn't this meming Vince's actual philosophy?

Like he invests in the huge guys because all they have to do is stand in the ring to draw while smaller guys need to work harder and spot more leading to more danger and shorter careers.

>>1655932
Are you for real, my dude?

Smarks love rooroo. His twitter account is essentially a nonstop hilarity machine.

People cheered him over Roman in their little feud, hell if anything he was essentially a babyface, whereas Roman was being a total heel.

Nobody cheers The Miz. No one. Smarks hate him because he's slow in the ring and marks hate him because he's a big meanie.

Probably about to change after that promo, mind, but for now The Miz is the only guy universally boo'd.

>>1655946
He gets mostly boos.
Fans cheered him over Roman, because fans hate Roman. Roman is really the top heel in the company.

>>1655946
Most fans hate Miz because he kind of sucks. His current ic title reign has been pure shit. Like I said, he never fucking wrestles. So why give him a title? He has had like 3 title defenses in 5 months!

>>1655950
>mostly boos

Right, as in, not universally boo'd. Not a true heel. RuuRuu is naturally likable and charismatic which are not really traits of a traditional heel.

Roman isn't really a top heel because the 30% of the audience that are made up by little girls/tumblr chicks/soccer moms cheer for him (plus he's booked as a face).

In fact if anyone is on Miz's level it's Eva Marie.

>>1655964

>Eva is hated because she cant wrestle
>Miz is hated because he cant wrestle

What did he mean by this?

>>1655964
Miz gets no reaction in arenas. Seriously what show do you watch?

>>1655967
>Eva never wrestles
>Miz hardly wrestles

Coincidence?

>The Miz spits one strong mean spirited promo at the expense of /asp/'s favorite OVERRATED REDDIT wrestler
>"I've loved The Miz for years"
>"Top man at the company IMO"
>"Last true heel at WWE senpai"
>"Last true face at WWE desu"
>"He gets huge pops"
>"You should see him at house shows"
>"Carries every match he's in"
>"WHY IS VINCE SLEEPING ON THE MIZ???"

Never change

>>1655978
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMve-t5U6aI

>>1655684
Kek. Last (and only) singles four star match was in January 2011 and it was a no DQ falls count anywhere against based Morrisson.

>>1655992

That's the sound of, "Hey it's that guy I know whose been around forever but never done anything" entering Wrestlemania

>>1655992
Now show Roman's reaction at the same show.

It means Daniel Cryan is garbage which is why he no longer wrestles.

>>1655091

He meant that his style didn't lead him to an early retirement.

One thing that I noticed about Miz's promo is that at first Maryse was smirking when he started, but then as Miz stood up and slightly bumped against her she immediately got out of his way cause that nigga was hot.

>>1655108
dean doesn't have any particularly dangerous spots anymore

haven't even seen le flying lunatic in a while

>>1655808
I want to see the universe where Haitch wins the title at WM30 immediately following the streak end 2bh

>>1655674
>miz/aj
>miz/zayn
>miz/morrison
>miz/punk

>>1655091
If you're not entertaining the fans in the ring, then who cares about longevity. Miz has a point but there is a line you have to walk. It's one thing for a wrestler to be safe, not reckless and calculate their risks, but Miz doesn't take any risks, he's too safe and that hurts the product.

>>1655808
totally disagree. I think D Bry ruined WM30. This little faggot got two matches that you -knew- he was going to win with his stale ass soft offense and meme chants. Just garbage, WWE hasn't recovered.

>>1655958
Take a breath.
Take a step back.
Read your post again.
Realize that is the post of a worked man.

>>1655927
This is only a recent thing and giess what they just made that into an angle

Now please lose. Weight

Seth Rollins is better than the Miz

/thread

>>1656798
when seth takes criticism, he cries on twitter

when miz takes criticism, he takes it to the man's face

also how many legendary careers has miz ended with his recklessness?

If Miz retired tomorrow nobody would give a fuck.

His legacy is that he was an annoying little gnat.

>>1655927
ya absolutely gotta get laid

>>1656818
/thread

Whenever Daniel is signing his consent form to fuck Brie she's thinking of The Miz.

didn't the miss have one of the worst wrestlemania matches ever?, the one against Cena, I don't remember the details, only that it was incredible and absurdly boring

>>1655581
When the chick he's banging is better looking than the entire women's division? Yes.

>>1655927
I have personally seen The MIZ wrestling two matches one after the other on a house show. The second one was a handicap match though so I suppose it's more like one and a half. Still more than Bryan will ever wrestle again in his bum life.

>>1655230
What you call "boring wrestling" is actually very much old school wrestling. It's not Miz's fault that the market is overpopulated with spot monkeys with no psychology who make everything appear mundane and ineffective.

I'd love to see Miz go full zbyszko just to further work the marks.

>>1657615
What is 'full zbyszko'?

Headlocks and shit?

>>1657624
Taking ten minutes just to lock a hold, threatening to do shit then back off and go outside the ring to work the audience and such. People popped hard when he finally did something, mostly because he was often outmatched and was "exposed" as the inferior athlete.