You are offered $10,000,000 to legit fight Brock for ten minutes.

>>1637664
Del Rio

Brock Lesnar

>>1637670
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGxc8CPA0b8
Poor choice.

>>1637681
this

>>1637664
Dean Ambrose

>>1637664
Big Show. Have Show sit on him for 10 minutes as I kick him in the head. Split the pot 50/50, move to another country before Brock finds me.

>>1637664
"The Boss" Sasha Banks

Prime Kane might be able to get him off me, PK (Prime Kane) was widely known as stupid strong

>>1637697
based Dean will be the one that gets the rub over Brock, clean at WM by TKOing him

Triple HGH

Can i just pick any ufc fighter? Theyre carnies too.

Wwe only? Probably Mark henry

>>1637664
Brock Lesnar. We'll put on a good show for the marks ;)

>>1637664
BARON CORBIN

>>1637664
The best shoot fighter in the business, Sin Cara

sable

Swagger

Rollins

Sin Cara with the stipulation it takes place at the catering line.

>>1637705
This, with ONE dirty deeds

Titus

I'd legit go with Nia Jax.

If Kane and Big Show aren't there (which I don't believe they are at the moment), then Nia Jax is probably the most physically capable. She's tough as nails, she's huge and imposing, and I think she's been in a few scrapes in her lifetime.

She's not like most girls.

Kane in his prime

Stronger than Brock could ever be

>>1637664
>Picking anyone but Cena

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>>1637702
>Big Show, despite being the big pussy he is, somehow manages to sit on Lesnar and make him stuck there
>you start kicking Brock in the head
>suddenly goes furious
>throws Show away and snaps his neck
>kills you

Yeah no, bad plan.

Great Khali ...

He will not give up as he will be fighting for countryman .

>>1637756
Block can't lift Show from a lying down position, he could barely lift him in his prime.

>>1637729
Fucking kek

>>1637729
Sin Cara gimmick where putting a table of food at ringside makes him unbeatable when?

Dean Ambrose, If I lose the money I can always appreciate brock beating the shit out of dean.

Based Mark

Jericho

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DA BIG GUY

>>1637841

>current WWE roster

>>1637664
Jason Jordan. Roughly Brock's size, strong as fuck and also an accomplished amateur wrestler.

>>1637766

Prime Kane could lift big show

>>1637664
this is the perfect situation for big match john

>>1637766
Are you retarded?

Kane in his prime was the strongest human being WWE ever had

Brock has admitted to his

>>1637867
FROM A LYING DOWN POSITION.

El Patron and I would kick his fucking head in.

>>1637664
VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON!

>>1637664
Ric Flair.

I get Ric to negotiate a price for Brock to work the bout with me. Lesnar's a worker, I'm sure he'd be OK with $8 million for ten minutes of not murdering me.

>>1637766
I'm not saying he'd stand up and lift the man on his shoulders, I'm saying Brock would start wiggling furiously and somehow manage to push Show off him in monstrous rage caused by you kicking him in the head like a coward.

... Why am I arguing over this.

Prime Kane
Jack swagger after a few bong hits for pain resistance
Or
Samoa joe if I can nxmeme

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>>1637904
EVERYONE HAS A PRICE

>>1637877
You said "he could barely lift him in his prime" you want me to link multiple vids of Brock rag dolling Show?

>>1637790
my fucking sides hahahaha

>>1637729
kek

>>1637912
If Ted was on the roster I'd have picked him. Although he'd be less fun at the "I survived!" party.

>>1637909
>... Why am I arguing over this.
because the entire scenario is ridiculous by default.

>>1637664
Mark henry could act as good punching bag as carefully prowl my way toward bork and give him a full force nut shot

Rusev..

Then we kick him in the head and balls.

Like. A lot.

Vince McMahon

>>1637664

Rusev and me will be able to put this gorilla down

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Easy.

Alone and do the Conor McGregor "run away" strategy

Alone, let Brock KO me and get it over with quickly.

Chad Gable and I are both ready and willing.

>>1637664
Sin Cara

Goldberg.

>>1637664
the only logical choice would be sin cara

Sin Cara, use the money to hire a bunch of Mexicans to gang up on him since they're his weakness

La Parka

Screenshot this

Jack Swagger, because he Cain in in wrestling, and is a legit hoss.

>>1638615
beat*

Cena
Just basically do a Mayweather and occasionally jab at him and run away while Cena does the real work

>>1637681
Would this be a clone/mirror match situation or would he be doing moves on himself?

I never noticed his dick tattoo was cumming at the tip before now. Huh.

>No one picking Benoit

You can't kill what is already dead

>>1638721
Tell that to CM' career

baron corbin

Anyone. I don't give a shit who it is. Broken bones heal. As long as I'm not literally dead after 10 minutes, 10 mil will last me quite a while.

I'd just slap the fucker to engage him and then curl on the ground in a fetal position, cover my head, and hope to god Bork doesn't crush my windpipe or fuck me in the ass.

Maybe I'd pick Corbin so I could at least have the satisfaction of him getting fucked up, too.

>>1638745

He could literally cave your skull in in less than a minute, I don't think that strategy will work for ten

>>1637664

I would choose Alexa Bliss.

>>1637664
Former Golden Gloves boxing champion Baron Corbin would wreck Brock standing up.

Sasha Banks, I`ll flick him in the back of the balls repeatedly while he is raping her.

Paul heymen. Brock is actual friends with him. deep down inside he will be torn about fighting him.

if it has to be an actual wrestler: Seth rollins. Seth has injured Finn Balor,Sting, and Cena mabye he can work his magic a 4th time.

>run away from Brock
>get disqualified
>go on living

Can I pick Ken Shamrock?

If not, then I'll go for somebody like Baron Corbin.

Curtis Axel. He needs to get revenge from when Brock killed his father.

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>>1637751
>a fat woman
>against Lesnar

>>1637664
braun for reals

Owens

I wouldn't legit fight Brock for any amount of money, call me a pussy just fuck that shit

>>1637664
Joe or Nakamura.

>>1637664
Braun MIGHT be able to hold him in place and I could sit on one of his legs for 10 mins.

Pretty easy. Get Mark Henry to hold him down either on the cage or floor. And I cut his legs down with direct kicks to the knees. He either falls down or accepts that I am gonna snap his leg in two. After that start taking shots at his face while he is down, while keeping my distance, when he fades out a bit or gasses out from trying to get Sexual Chocolate off of him, grab his arm step on it with my knee and start throwing haymakers.

>>1637928
With Show's cooperation.

>>1637664
Eddie guerrero

>>1637664
Nakamura or Joe

Paul Heyman who I offer $5M to upon ensuring my survival.

>>1637664
I procure the aid of "Large Occasion" AJ Styles, and before the match, carefully indoctrinate him into believing that Brock Lesnar is John Cena.
My survival is guaranteed.

>>1637725
>>1637910
>>1638615
Swagger is the obvious answer. He's the only one that comes close to Lesnar's size, speed, athleticism, and combat sport experience.

>>1637685
Considering almost no-one on the current roster has even been in a fight before, I'd say Del Rio isn't the worst choice.

MENG is the only real answer

Braun Strowman

If only Sable was on the roster currently... it's the perfect choice.

>>1637836
YOU STUPID IDIOT

The Rock.

Prime Kurt Angle

>>1641677
>Current WWE roster
There's a reason people aren't picking Angle, Ken Shamrock or Steve Blackman

>>1641689
New Day's time machine

Nobody said anything about loopholes

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The only one.

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>not choosing Braun Strowman, legit strongman
>not even choosing Baron Corbin, legit golden glove boxer

Get a clue literally everyone ITT

Alexa Bliss because at some point while we're getting beat up I might be able to sneak a squeeze of some booty meat

>>1642030
People said both of those you fucking retard

>>1642129

Do me a favor and get laid

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>>1637664
Why has nobody picked Reigns?
Best choice ever, Brock would have no choice he has to make Roman look strong.

>>1642026
I legit always think he got shopped with the JUST haircut in this pic, but it's real

>>1637664
Paul Heyman

>>1637664

Triple H, he may be old but he shall outroid brock.

If he isn't >current roster

Bray, his mass will absorb the punches.

I would pick a legally owned firearm

>>1637704

OK, if you're gonna bother abbreviating Prime Kane, and then spell it out anyway, what the fuck was the point of abbreviating it in the first place????

>>1637664
Kalisto