>Summerslam >Dean beats Dolph by shenanigans >sudde

literally fucking who

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>>1627926
The Sultan

>>1627919
the worst thing is most of the crowd wont know who the fuck he is

>>1627919
>Summerslam
>AJ does the impossible, goes over Cena clean
>Suddenly, Shane comes to the ring
>"Are you really the best in the world AJ?"
>"Then let's find out..."
>this hits
>https://youtu.be/O1_TJm9QPX0

How hard would you fucking mark?

>not saying doloh

How sober are you?

>>1627937
That would be a 5 star match for real

>>1627937
Would be cool if his still-alive son started wrestling

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What you want to happen:

>Pentagon makes his entrance
>Hits Deano with a package piledriver
>Pins him and wins the WWE title
>Snaps his arm
>Whips him into a stack of lightbulbs
>Tears his face apart with barbed wire and drinks his blood as the crowd goes wild

What would actually happen:

>Pentagon comes out without his mask, wearing a pair of suspenders and a fedora, looking like a total retard
>Is announced as Pablo "Uno" Burrito
>Jobs out to Deano in a matter of seconds
>The crowd is dead
>Nobody cares
>Miedo levels: more than ciero

>>1627926

Watch Lucha Underground you fucking mongrel.