Wrestlers who are literally /asp/ >has sex >is 18+ >hits

>never drew a dime

close but no

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>>1623489
>top 25 wrestlers during the attitude era
>getting women physically wet
>god tier promos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rd7lIfEf20U

Big Valboski is our guy.

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The patron saint of /asp/

>>1623486
Serial whore Missy Hyatt confirmed that Sean Morley was nothing like that gimmick. Stay worked, mark.

>>1623534
triple cuck BTFO

>>1623552
>hates manlets
constantly hangs out with Waltman
>hates reddit
no /r/The_Donald
>hates flippyshit
good friends with Teddy Hart
>only does whats best for business
never drew a dime
>is over 6'
yes

>>1623534
The beauty of this promo is that the woman is an obvious plant, but there were hundreds of women who actually would have volunteered.

Val definitely had the look and a great gimmick at the time, decent worker, great on the stick. Too bad he got saddled with some bad story lines that marred his great ones

>>1623552
>only does whats best for business
He has literally said that he is only in it for the money. He dosen't give a fuck about wrestling

>>1623534
>Taz
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

>>1623534
>Apter
You know that his name is a synonym for "mark", right?

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>>1623567
>no /r/The_Donald
>one subreddit is representative of the whole site

>>1623585
this

he's also autistic

>>1623574
Money is best for business. The point of wrestling is to make money.

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>>1623539
>faggot who never won a shoot fight
>patron saint of /asp/

Sienna is probably more representative of the board.

>>1623615
No Sienna, you aren't

>>1623576
18+ please

>>1623615
#PINKIESUP

>>1623629
I was going to add that the mere mention of Sienna works the smarks, thanks for bringing it up.

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Scott Steiner

>>1623650
>smarks
>knowing who that is

This is the only place anyone knows who you are, and it's because you keep spamming yourself

>>1623656
>implying that spam isn't /asp/ related
Literally making Sienna's case for her.

>>1623663
>implying Carter doesn't delete spam unless he made the thread himself

18+

>>1623666
>implying that Carter isn't really Sienna
10+

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>>1623687

>>1623574

>it's OK when Brock does it

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>gay
>has a black waifu that is married to another negro
>rages like a complete sperg
>cant get over
>will never draw a dime

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>shitty gimmick
>mediocre waifu
>tries desperately to get over
>never drew a dime

>implying anyone on /asp/ has had sex or lifts weights

>>1623534
DELETE THIS