>Wake up out of bed
>Take a big fat slimy doritos/mountain dew kickstart shit
>Clog the toilet after using entire roll of toilet paper
>go back into basement
>kiss Roman Reigns poster and shed a few tears
>Turn on stereo and jam out to Flo Rida's newest album
>Renew subscription to WWE Network unironically for only 9.99 because you are a man of low expectations
>turn on computer
>Go on /asp/ and do your daily routine of telling everyone to lose weight and have sex
>the pain is too much to deal with
>talk about how based Kevin Nash is
>sperg out at every Indie Promotion thread
>Vince would be proud
>Pull out micropenis thats hidden under your gut
>Begin stroking to the thought of Eva Marie farting on Nikki Bella's feet
>wipe cum on your crusty Cenation t-shirt
>die from stroke
>he doesn't like Nash
Fat manlet confirmed. Lose weight and gain height.
>>1622160
Lose weight you pencil neck geek
>*begins stroking to the thought of Eva Marie farting on Nikki Bella's feet*
>>1622163
> he fell for the pretending to like Nash meme
Fuck off newfriend