>Implying >HE isn't the biggest shitposter in the

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Hulk Hogan

Have you heard about our true lord and saviour?

WELL I UHHH...I'M GUESSING THEY CHANGED THINGS AT THE LAST MINUTE UHHH...

How big is "Big Dick" Meltzer's big dick?

>>1613380
Meltzer's material is heavily worked, but he doesn't spout stale memes and his lines aren't peppered with off-topic references. JBL is much more of a shitposter with all of the sports talk.

>>1613398
2 inches

>>1613398
Bigger than Seth, his performance with it is rated 4 1/2 stars

>>1613383
kek

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Friendly reminder.

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>>1613380

>>1613429
>autism shoes and jeans combo
What did he mean by this?

>>1613429
What is up with that posture? Is half kneeling and half sitting how he likes to work, or is he striking a pose?

>>1613429
is he autistic?

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>>1613429
This picture.

This fucking picture is making me hmmmm an extreme amount

>>1613429
>the la parka mask in the center

good taste in lucha at least.

>>1613429
that fucking fire extinguisher. like...i guess better safe than sorry...but what...

>>1613429
Is he married?

>>1613429
Everytime I see this picture I notice something new, like the fact that he has a god damn fire extinguisher just sitting on his table back there

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>>1613429
>the shitty of meltzer

>>1613429
I seriously think the longer I'm looking at this picture, the more frustrated I'm becoming. I think I'm genuinely butthurt right now and I don't even really know why.

>>1613469
Maybe because it's like looking into your future.

>>1613429
WHAT IS THE OTHER KEYBOARD CONNECTED TO?????

>>1613478
Another computer. You can see the box under the desk and the edge of the monitor is just on the edge of the shot. Congratulations for picking out one of the most normal things in the photo to comment on in all caps.

Post the video of Meltzer giving a Chris Chan style tour of his room

>>1613608
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pb5ZhWOITQ

CRINGE
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>>1613429

>working on a microwave oven

>>1613429
>>1613633
Why the fuck does he have all the papers on the floor?

whos the 1st ever inductee into the /asp/ Shitposting Hall of Fame?

Big Dick Meltz or Tiny Weiner Beaner Carter?

>>1613809
>creepy guy
Not even joking, that's his dad

>>1613429

Meltzer really really needs to have sex.