HOW CAN HOMO DRAMA EVER RECOVER? UFC veteran CM Punk laying

Based Phil

>>1607192
>WWE guys aren't tough
Is Phil not even pretending he has a chance anymore?

Based fucking Punk

>>1607192
BASED

>>1607192
Coming from the skinnyfat crybaby manlet whos going to literally die in his MMA debut

GOAT

>>1607192
So Phil isn't tough?

>>1607208
BASED Phil working carter

>>1607208
hi vince

>>1607216
How am I getting worked. Phils the one who bought into his own hype and actually thought he could stand a chance in UFC

>>1607208
So do you get a bigger sum of governmentbux on the 1st of the month, or split between that day, and the 15th?

>>1607241
>He's proud about being a societal leech.

>>1607222
>>1607241
Based carter working the philmarks

>>1607245
>seeting

>>1607192
CM Phil is doing a reality TV series showing his "transition", and it's called 'Chicago Maid'?

Sissy.

>>1607241
Didn't you say that you work out at the Performance Center?

Wresters are wusses, whered you get the name cm punk from?

>>1607192
>Waaaaaah! Muh Ryback took 20 years of my life
>WWE guys aren't tough, I should know because it's taken two years for UFC to finally drag me into the octagon, I just hope one of those magging injuries I got from pretend fighting doesn't pop up at the last second

lol @ Phil acting like he's some "UFC guy" now and he's never even fought. How pathetic can CM Phil possibly get?

>>1607257
IS HE DELETING POSTS? this is about to get good. Faggot is getting his!

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>>1607343
Dumb cuck Carter can't keep his story straight.

>>1607336
Play big bank take little bank with him, child. Guess we think successful people are pathetic now. :)

Remember when deanmark denied that he was Carter?

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>>1607343

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>>1607348
HOLY SHIT. CARTER IS LITERALLY A NEET.

Pic related.

>>1607346
Hes not

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>>1607363
You are though. Why ya lying like a little bitch?

>>1607213
He's talking about the current roster, minus a few guys.

>>1607348
That's simply not the true Deanchad.
Seek sunlight, ya manlet dweeb

>>1607382
Deanchad isn't Carter. Carter is some oldfag /asp/ie

Connor is right though. How many legit tough guys or shooters are even left on the roster?

Brock
Undertaker (even though he's old af and couldn't take anyone anymore)
Ziggler
Corbin
Gable
Jordan
Slater

>>1607455
He's Carter now

>>1607460
Del Rio

>>1607460
Dean Ambrose is the leader of the locker room, and he would shoot fight this Connor manlet dweeb until he beg him to stop

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>>1607453
>He won't own up to his mistakes.

Let's be honest here

Shit like UUDD has proven most of the roster are just a bunch of softies with muscles

Like, they're literally all a bunch of nerds or loners

So Phil isn't wrong, but he's not 100% right either

>>1607540

I like Phil but he's literally straight edge and listens to shitty hardcore, he's a 30 something teenage edgelord.

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>>1607192
>phil is still this insecure

Is that why he got fucked up by The Big Guy?

>punk still triggered by the big dog

BEGGING him to satisfy AJ in bed before she leaves him for Roman

>>1607328
I'd imagine he'd just continue to bust oit an Eva Marie while at the octagon

So, Phil admits he's not tough.

>>1607192
Doesn't he have friends in the WWE?

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