Alright /asp/, quick test:
You look like:
A. Zack Sabre
B. Kevin Owens
C. John Cena
D. Kevin Nash
John Cena
I am a mix of Sabre and Cena.
Not roids mode but not skelly mode but i lift.
Basically Nash but more manlet.
Oh and like KO but slimmer
>>1606606
ebin
James Ellsworth
none of them, i'm not white
>>1606600
ZSJ but I'm not a fucking lanklet and I have better proportions.
Also I'm not ugly.
100% Diesel
>>1606925
You're unleaded like your personal gym.
>>1606600
5'6 ZSJ master race reporting in
i look like early indy ambrose with black hair
>>1606606
SWEATING
An extremely short and non white version of Kevin Nash.
>>1606608
>not roids mode
ok, so you don't look like a wrestler then. forever stuck in the outlaws
Owens but fatter
>>1607276
Lose weight
I'm a bi racial Curt Henning.
>>1607278
Who is that ugly piece of shit? Looks like one of those mass murderers you always see you on CNN.
My hair is pretty close to AJ Styles...
>>1607286
It's Carter
nia jax desu
>>1607295
No it isnt
>>1607280
Have sex
>>1607290
So you're a woman?
>>1606600
Think Zack Sabre if he had KO's workout discipline.
Skinny fat as fuck, Alexa Bliss could fuck my shit up.
>>1607675
I'd let Alexa Bliss fuck my shit up with a strap on. Whoooooo Weeeee!
>>1607680
I...wouldn't. Not that I could stop her.
>>1607687
Even sexier
B/D
6'4 and fat
I'm Rusev, a bit leaner, a bit more mass and a whole lot more bodyhair.
I look like Curtis Axel if he trained for cross-country running instead of rasslefaggotry.