>Hey! You one of those "internet smarks"?

No David, I've had sex and identify as a mark.

>>1599381
No, Big dave.

Is this the guy who tapped out to a manlet in a Wrestlemania main event?

I would ask him how big his dick is

Batista should return tbqh

"Yeah, why?"

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>>1599430
I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!

>>1599399
>99399

checked

>>1599426

after he learns to vote for trump

S-sorry Dave

Yeah I am, good on you for putting over Daniel Bryan.
Do you still keep in touch with Rey Mysterio?

Haha no, Batista... I'm a proud anti-smark and I hate fat neckbeard smarks. Can you come back and bury some of Hunter's vanilla indie midgets please?

Please oh please let me suck your cock, mr. batista sir.

What's a smark Mr. Batista?

>>1599381
Put some clothes on. Indecent exposure is a crime.

>>1599517
Dave&ReyRey, the bromance in wrestling history

>>1599381
I'd get down on my hands and knees and plead for him to have sex.

>>1599381
I'd get down on my hands and knees and beg based Big Dave for mercy

>>1599381
I'd get on my knees and open up.

>>1599437
>Not "I'm gonna rip your head off"


One job.

>>1600821
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MY FRAAAAAAAAAN

>>1599999