How do I become so calm, cool and collected like uncle deano?

you just do

coming from a fellow member of the fringe lifestyle

Guys I'm 150 lbs how long will it take me to lose 20lbs?

>>1591723
When i had to cut for performance center i just ate eggs and protein shakes 3 times a day

>>1591700
Be boring and have no charisma and then you be like uncle deano

>>1591748
You dont get to be face of WWE and fuck renne young without charisma ya jealous butthurt lil dwarf

>>1591700
Dean shits himself during promos (nervous face now and then and can't handle Austin's intimidation) but he gets through them because he thinks he's good on the mic, basically winging it.

Once you're forced to witness your wife get fucked by BBC a couple of the times, you accept the futility of your actions, realize how pathetic you are, and generally are unfazed by any following dramatic life events.

Have autism.

>>1591755
>>1591752
>>1591754
Thats just not true

There's just something about him

>>1591758
That's just, like, your opinion man

>>1591760
Gain height

>>1591763
xD

>>1591758
Denial is the first step.

>>1591749
Lmao like dean is the face of wwe his title run has been a joke pls end since the beginning

>>1591749
>implying charisma has anything to do with females getting wet for him
>fan outcry forces WWE to push shit talent like fucking ZIGGLER
By your logic Roman has the most charisma in the business

>>1591749
>Needing any skill whatsoever to get inside Renee Young
EL O EL

>>1591766
>>1591768
>>1591772
Dean is singlehandedly saving WWE from ya favourite indy darlings and flippy shit. Ya see, Dean is a brawler and is the best rhing going on in WWE right now. He consistently gets the biggest pop each week, is tallest member of the shield, fucks renee young, is biggest draw, oozes charisma, has held every belt in the company, and can cut the best promo .

>>1591787
Okay, Deancuck. Move on to anger any time now. You're scaring me.

>>1591789
And i bet my life dean will hold belt until Rumble and maybe even Mania.

Ya see dean has been being groomed to be champ for past 2 years. How have ya nerds not seen this.

>>1591700
>such a mark he has a meltdown during a network podcast and reveals backstage dealings regarding brock

Yeah, dean's "so calm, cool and collected"

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>>1591795
>i bet my life
your fate is sealed, tripslime

>>1591846
Thats just not true

>>1591742
>>1591700
>>1591749
>>1591758
>>1591763
>>1591787
>>1591795
>>1591876
ebin

>>1591880
Knock it off

>>1591882
ebin

>>1591893
Please stop shitposting on my board

>>1591900
ebin

>>1591876

It is, but you'e even more of a mark than Dean and don't realize it.

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>>1591906

>>1591911
ebin

>>1591918
ebin

>>1591910
How is that?

>>1591787
>1.87

dean is a jobber

>>1591882
SEETHING

>>1591930
Is that ya dick size?

>>1591942
Whoa, how did you know it's 1.87 foot

>>1591964
1.87"

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>>1591976
>Defending a meme wrestler

>>1591988
Im not defending Finn Balor

Stop falseflagging and go back to shilling Jasethy 2x4

>replying to Carter

You faggots are the problem, not him

>you now realize this goofy motherfucker has had sex with Renee Paquette

>>1591989
>>1591976
>>1591942
>>1591924
ebin

>>1591723
>When i had to cut for performance center

This was the funniest thing I ever read, Deancuck actually wants to make everyone believe what he spews is true.

Realistically it could take you at least 5+ weeks if you workout religiously and have a good diet. Godspeed, to have other opinions check out /fit/

Genuine question: how is Dean not an indy wrestler? He was huge in CZW and a big name in indy feds before signing to WWE: is Seth Rollins not an indy star either, or CM Punk?

>>1591700
Be a proud cuck and date Rene Young/

Become a functioning alcoholic.