/bex/ - Becky Lynch General

Have sex

>>1581861
Bex push when? SD's ladies can't hold a candle to her and she deserves a belt already.

>>1581884
Lets see what happens tonight on smackdown. Maybe she'll get mic time finally.

>>1581861
How is her fartgame? They way she acts makes her seem like a person that thinks her own farts are funny

hope she gets to actually wrestle this week

>>1581897
I'd expect Alexa gets a match tonight, considering she just turned 25. Then again, the state of SD and their women is... not great, to say the least.

>>1581861
The last one wasn't at the bump limit you toilet

>>1581884
Never. Smackdown is Eva's show.

>>1581918
Y'know... I'm actually curious as to how they'd book Eva as champion. Is there a correct way to do it, or would WWE book it just to watch the collective IWC tears itself apart in rage?

>>1581933
>or would WWE book it just to watch the collective IWC tears itself apart in rage?
That is the correct way to do it

>>1581933
I think it could be done, in the short term at least, if the title was firmly established and seen as legitimate. Doing it with a brand new championship that'll automatically not seem as important as the one on Raw would be awful

>>1581965
I would hope Becky gets it first, fends off Nattie enough times to bore us silly, then drops it to a newcomer like Alexa or something. Eva's run would have to fall somewhere in the far-off future, but I think we'll see that dreaded day come, and sooner rather than later.

>>1581933
Yes. A cowardly heel that tries to weasel out of defending it whenever she can. The smark butthurt would be fun. It should only be a short 2-3 month reign though. Doing it for too long would kill the division.

>>1581965
I don't see how they can legitimise it with the current division. I'd put it on Nikki Bella when she comes back and actually have her defend it unlike last time. She's one of the biggest female stars after Paige.

>>1581985
So like Seth's title run in 2015, but less entertaining.

>>1581990
I wouldn't mind this. She's established, decent in ring and can talk better than Natalya, the only other vet. Just as long as it's not 300+ days again

>>1581990
You could legitimize it if you brought back some older talent, like Mickie or Victoria or whoever. Nikki could also help obviously.

>>1581990
Smarks are blinded by hatred of Nikki though because of muh nepotism. Just like Charlotte she'll never be accepted as worthy of being a champion

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Will they feud again?

>>1582038
Yeah and the match will be on periscope

>>1582038
Depends of if Emma goes to SD, really. I'd like to see it happen though.

>>1582038
I hope so

>>1582038
Maybe. I want Emma to go on SD and get Dana traded after she splits from Charlotte. I don't even care if Becky loses the feud. Emma probably needs the win more anyway.

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>>1582038
>Smackdown could have Becky Emma and Asuka by this time next year

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>>1582073
Pls Vince

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BAH GAWD

>>1582119
can you even imagine it lads

>>1582073
Also bayley

>>1582212
No way they're wasting Bayley on the B show

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>>1582613
>Smackdown
>B Show

U wot m8?

That was way too short

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>Beckyfags

DESIGNATED PIN EATER


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>1582922
eh, I like Bliss, and it wasn't clean so I'm ok with this really. It should've been longer though

LOL

BASED EVA STRIKES AGAIN

ENHANCEMENT TALENT BECKY BALBOA LYNCH

F E M A L E J O B B E R

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Goofuses claim women's wrestling doesn't matter, then come here to talk trash about women's wrestling. We all just want to have sex with Becky. The absolute state of RAWtists.

>>1583528
>We all just want to have sex with Becky

bullshit you guys bitch about the booking every damn day

>>1583528
no we're on suicide watch apparently

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>>1583548
Only Becky Lynch Waifu Autist and his minions. Most of us think she is hot and talented but who really can give a shit about sports entertainment booking, Becky is on TV every week ao who cares

>>1583548
Thats just not true

>>1583604
yes it is this general is bitching about the booking and posts about her armpits. just embrace it

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>>1583615
DID SOMEONE SAY ARMPITS

>>1583629
why is she still wrestling in a shirt

>>1583629
>have sexy abs
>cover them up at every opportunity
wtf i hate becky now

>>1583640
Its weird since she wore the corset last week, though she didn't do anything in it.

>>1583615
there really wasn't in the last one.

DESIGNATED

JOBBER

WAIFUIST

SPASTIC

GENERAL

>>1583528
>We all just want to have sex with Becky.

Not everyone is a pathetic loner like you that self inserts with mandrama women.

PLEASE have sex, and not with an anime pillow.

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>>1583629
c'mon Bex be confident show off dem abs a little bit on tv

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what did she mean by this

>>1584231
that at the end of a ric flair promo she gets chopped by ric

>>1583774

yikes weird belly button

paige has best belly button

>>1584231
She deleted that one fast

>>1584231
Mongo is the one wrestler that Bret said he would refuse to have a pro wrestling match with

>>1584248
Because it's a shop

5'2 95lbs here. what are the chance she be mine girlfriend. short but have abs and i can do 3 back flip in row

>>1584268
Might be too short even for her

>>1584281

i am go through depressing now

>>1584293
It's ok fernando

did anybody catch her voice getting super high? sounded weird hearing a feminine voice coming from her

>COME AT ME BRO

literally cringed and changed the channel.

>>1584379
What are you, gay?

Why does Becky have to be so cringe when she talks

>>1584390

this. she's literally 9gag tier.

>>1584390
That's why Asuka is best girl. Better wrestler and doesn't talk.

>>1584399

>asuka
>literally a anime tier name

fuck off

>>1584390
She is so much better when she isn't making dumb jokes or using phrases that a 10 year old playing cod would say. I miss serious Becky.

>>1584402
I don't care what her name is. If I said Kana you'd just hatpost at me.

WHY DO ALL ASIAN WRESTLERS HAVE ANIME NAMES

CAN THEY GIVE THEM NORMAL NAMES LIKE MARIA OR MARY OR SOMETHING FFS IF I WANTED ANIME AND WEIRD FACE PAINTS I WOULD WATCH ANIME OR MANGA

>>1584413
>Americans
Asuka is a real name you cuck

>>1584416
No it isn't you stupid idiot.

>>1584416

>this dumb
>literally jerks off to anime

please leave

>>1584416
>yurocum weeb has to defend his waifu

>>1584421
I've never watched a single second of weebshit in my life

>>1583575
If only she was around during AE.

>>1584419
>>1584424
>>1584421
Yes it is you fucking idiots. Asuka is a name that has been used in anime (most notably Asuka Langley Soryu from NGE) but they use that name because it's an actual name.
t. Weeb

>>1584554
Worked hard

>>1584554
Never fucking reply to me again you disgusting Britcreep

>>1584594
Or what? gonna cry?

>>1584622
o shit

>29 years old

jesus fucking christ they let grannies wrestle now? o think she might be older than my mom

>>1584801
Both Eva Marie and Charlotte are older. What now?

>>1584863
eva doesn't wrestle and charlotte is awful

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>>1584868
Huh, I was expecting you to be an average /asp/ie, thus the reason I used those two as examples.

>>1582119
Again, good work, Keep it posted.

i haaven't slept in 14 hours guys holy shit!

>>1584955
I really hate this cumdumpster

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>>1584957
That's not a nice thing to call becky

>>1584949
>>1584953
>>1584955
>>1584958
>>1584960
BEGGING you to have sex

Why do people like this lanky goof with mud skin?

>>1584953
>she will never step on you like that

>>1584231
She misspelled mongoloid

help me beckyfags

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>>1585189
What do you need?

>>1585195
been up for two days and I'm about to crash but I've spent the last 6 hours cleaning everything and I've only made things a mess.

wwbd

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>>1585209
R u doing meth?

>>1585211
pills

>>1585215
Oh. Well Becky is straight edge and she does not approve of your behavior. You should repent your sins to God and then go to sleep.

>>1585209
Go on a Bexploration then come back and pass out lad

>>1585219
Has she said she's straight edge? I know she had her issues with the drink when she was younger and has since cleaned up because of wrestling but I haven't heard that before.

>>1584949
Fucking brilliant

>Upper Midcard jobber general

>>1585219
>Becky is straight edge
For reals? Because, god DAMN, that makes me super happy to hear.

>>1585219
she fucked a ton of dudes in ireland and did a shit ton of drugs, and she roids too.

Fernando DMed me on instagram today along with Luke and one of his/Becky's friends.Dude is legit mental

>>1585674
What is your ig name blwg?

>>1585677
I'm not gonna give that away for personal reasons as it's a private acc

>>1585679
Booooooooooooooo

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Whats the point of this general? You fags dont even post snapchat pics

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>>1585682
Snapchat pics are low quality you bitch

>>1585683
Just like becketty matches then

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>>1585683
How long till she jobs to the alpha female eva?

>>1585682
Bex doesn't have a snapchat. Or at least a public one anyway

>>1585702
>That cock in the reflection of her shades

>>1585785
based Naito

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general for a jobber

>>1585966
Fuck! Who's the monster thing in the front?

>>1585977
Carmella I'm pretty sure.

>>1586032
But she looks hot on tv.

>>1585966
>Gotch just casually passing by in the background

>>1585966
>hidden left hand again

Bex continues to work us

>>1585843
Still great pits, even back then.

>>1584953
>getting dominated by someone half your size
Becky is a joke

>>1586105
>ywn experience the tender youthful feeling of her 19 year old pits
brb killing myself

>>1584964
>lanky
>5'6'' and not thin at all
Extreme manlet detected. How short are ya lil guy? 4'11''?

>>1585219
>Becky is straight edge
>uses PEDs

>>1585674
Oh shit you're caught in his web now.

>>1585710
it really does kinda look like one.

>>1585966
Wow Jordan is pretty huge

>>1585674
What did he message you?

>>1586139
Some shit about how I should leave Becky alone. I could onlysee it for a second because he blocked me. .

>>1586146
Ohh, Fernando.

>>1586146
are you moving in on his territory of constantly calling her your girlfriend in broken english, BWLG?

>>1586163
Nah I told him to chill out and that Becky isn't his girlfriend and he got fucking pissed.

>>1586175
So you were white knighting. That's even sadder than being delusional like Fernando.

>>1586175
>BeckyLynchWaifuGuy
>"I told him she wasn't his girlfriend"

What did the 40 year old weeaboo, who is literally worse than Carter, mean by this?

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>>1586308

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>>1586308
stop

>>1586175
You're going to get stabbed the next time you leave the house btw

>>1586315
>whentheroidragekicksin.gif

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>ywn observe nature with Bex on a paddleboard
why live

>>1585674
I searched twitter for him so I could troll him and seen that he has two accounts, both of which are active and retweet everything becky posts with the occasional declaration of love.

>>1586439
I want to taste her feet

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>>1586439

>You will never bring Becky out to sea with you on your boat, where she will be forced to sleep with you because of the implication

>>1586522
Have sex.

>>1586494
oh christ, didn't even realize he had 2 accounts. What purpose does this serve.

>>1584949
Kek

>>1586528
He wants Becky to notice him

>>1586524

I would, but your mother is still in intensive care after last time.

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>left hand hidden again

>>1586824
Based. Fernando begging for mercy

>>1586824
Smoke weed and hide da ring!

>>1586824
Based Bex never stops working us

>>1586824
>dat truck with airbrushed design on it
Oh no. Bex has shit taste!

>>1586880
It's not hers, it belongs to some paddle boarding company in Florida that she goes to

>>1586895
Oh. Well then, that's better.

But why do you know this?

>>1586903
I'm her boyfriend

>>1586824
It's not hidden here>>1586439 and it looks to be the same day. I think you're making a mountain out of a molehill.

>>1586903
Instagram lad

>>1586908
Stop trying to save face about your gay truck.

>>1586908
own up to it Cool Hands, admit thats your truck

>>1586913
Maybe she took it off so it wouldn't fall off and get eaten by manatees.

In all seriousness you're probably right but speculation is fun.

>>1586439
>dat hamplanet way to the left on the bottom pic

>>1586938
I kinda wonder if it's just something she's done if you were to go back to old pictures, too.

How do you all think you'd react if Cool Hands went full Warmachine on her?

>>1586966
Id feel pretty bad for her but she knew the risks

>>1586966
I kinda worry about this desu. I mean Cool Hands seems chill but a lot of people seem chill until they do something bad.

>>1586966
I'm all for it, people say all the time that Becky gets more over by getting beat

>>1586966
Bummed out that the only good female wrestler on Smackdown is off tv.

>>1584955
she needs to change the name from the sparkle splash to the blisskrieg

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>>1587035
>but a lot of people seem chill until they do something bad

>>1587145
das rayciss

>>1586966
Fine with it. She'd be more over than ever and might get pushed off it. Long as she doesn't die or get crippled it's going to end up being a win.

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what the fuck lads

>>1587189
this

>>1587196
She has a grandma forehead

>>1587196
She's drunk, you can see it in her eyes

>>1584374
>there is no WEEIGH
It hurt my eyes

>>1587204
she's being sneaky

>>1587423
D-d-d-d-DAMN!

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>The state of Instagram comments

>>1588130
>Really miss you
Is this Fernando's long lost Arab brother?

>>1588132
Implying it's not another of his identities

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>>1588130

>>1588167
Becky Lynch Waifu Old Man is adrix101 confirm

>>1588130
Lol the Willow roleplayer

>>1588104
yes.

>>1588130
Imagine thinking that commenting on a famous woman's Instagram posts was a worthwhile thing to do

>>1588167

Adrix vs Fernando when?

>>1587145
How would that work? She is jewish

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>>1588104
Bex pits are proof that a higher power exists and wants us to be happy

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>>1588407
But why has he not invented smellovision so we can become intoxicated by their scent? Pretty dick move desu

>>1588424
I want axilla fags to leave

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>>1588424
Its something we must strive to create ourselves anon

>>1588431
>>1588424
>>1588407
I'm begging you. HAVE. SEX.

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>>1588429
>axilla

Wow look at the fucking doctor of medicine over here

>>1588449
>that gif
When will they let her win bros?

>>1588455
When Bo Dallas gets the belt.

>>1588455
Never. She will always lose. She has made herself too valuable as a jobber. :(

>>1588460
rightfully so, she's too ugly to be a good diva.

>>1588468
She's not a diva she's a woman

>>1588449
Against Nikki at Mania

>>1588482
>SEETHING

>>1588482
>>1588501
Horrible attempt at a false flag Carter.

No joking, no memes, please kill yourself.

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>>1588532

>>1588167
This should main event Summerslam

>>1588455
When all the other women die

>>1588455
Never. She is a B+ player who's sole purpose is to put all the other women over. Even if she wins the Smackdown belt it will be a short reign with her losing clean on TV every week.

>>1588751
criminal that theres no video of this

>>1588761
No it's criminal to see the blatant racism of a white woman riding a black woman like a horse. #blacklivesmatter

>>1588793
BASED!

>>1588793
Bayley is Mexican so no
Sasha is white not as white as Becky but white

>>1588817
Sasha is not white. I think she's mixed

>>1588817
disagree https://twitter.com/SashaBanksWWE/status/530761142071992320

>>1588835
Mixed is black in America. If Barack Obama is the first black president, then everyone mixed is black.

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>>1588835
>>1588850

>>1588876
I think it's retarded that Americans can't distinguish and that fuckin Obama himself hasn't said shit, but if y'all aren't going to stop calling him the first black president then being mixed equals being black.

>>1588881
Obama doesn't identify as black? Are you truly a retard? European education at it's finest.

>>1590288
I saw her caption on that post. Is an over 300lb deadlift a lot for someone like Becky who weighs 135?

>>1590295
I don't know a lot about lifting, so I could absolutley be wrong, but I'm gonna go ahead and assume that yes it is

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WHERE'S THE REST OF THE BIKINI PHOTOSHOOT!!!!!!

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>>1587423
The vein on her right arm gives me a boner

>>1590295
It's over twice her body weight so yes.

>>1590295
It puts her at an advanced level among women at that weight so yeah it's pretty good

>>1590288
I wonder what kind of car she drives

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if anybody was curious

>>1590679
Based newlegendss

>>1590679
I like the Chasetolbert lad

>>1591229
Disgusting.

>>1590679
>my queen
why do people do this

>>1591282
I think theyre kids. She also gets a lot of 'mom' comments.

>>1591282
>>1591300
They are arabs.

Bex put over Eva, wtf I love Eva now
http://www.channelguidemag.com/tv-news/2016/08/12/becky-lynch/

>>1591480
>loves the challenge of working with someone like Eva Marie
Eva confirmed a shit! Bex likes making shit look good! Bex a best!

>>1591480
>>1591493
Becky talked bad about Eva, wtf I hate Becky now

>>1591480
Its nice that she works hard Becky but thats not really the problem people have with her

>>1581861
Is this the Becky with good hair that Beyoncé sang about?

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>>1591505

>>1591480
I wonder if Becky ever gets sick of every interview revolving around her gender and having to put over le womens revolution meme

>>1591512
What else would a """women's wrestler""" talk about? The men? She is unqualified to offer an opinion on them. They don't ask WNBA players about the NBA.

>>1591512
I don't know, its not like it isn't important. She also gets to shit on the storyline itself, which she probably likes, since it was shit until January.

lads we need to find the full match of this https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/4xeith/finn_balor_working_with_becky_lynch_back_in_the/?

>>1591965
Are you prepared to pay for it

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>>1591965

>>1591971
how much

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>>1591991

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Bump before I go to sleep

>>1591318
truth

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>ywn stare at trees with Bex

>>1592859
Did they? Does Becky like tree cock?

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>>1592862
we all have our kinks

>>1593268
TRUNKED

>>1592421
>>1594204
that was a long sleep

>>1594204
Disgusting

>>1594488
NEET life does that

>>1594504
Shit suplex, amazing selling.

>>1594488
I wasn't asleep the entire timev inbetween posts. I slept for like 7 hours

>>1594511
more like great suplex, mediocre selling

>>1594511
The suplex was fine and so was the selling

>>1588693
Cute!

>>1594511
She lands parallel to the mat, the suplex was perfect, you are a cuck and a troll and I hope a bus runs you over and you die

>>1594966
S E E T H I N G

>>1595140
ebin

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Fernando update

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>>1595438

>>1596215
I bet her nude boobs are so cute

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Becky looking more jacked than usual

>>1595438
>>1595438
Fuck me he's mental

>>1596331
i want her to headlock me

>>1596230
bitch probably got pecs

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Bex butt

>>1597150
cute:3

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>>1583629
>shirt says 'ass kicker'
>wwe supposed to be a pg product

>>1597154
Has anybody else noticed that the amount of times the wrestlers say 'ass' has skyrocketed in the past two weeks?
Its as if the had a staff meeting and said "We are officially green lighting the word ass for the new era!"

>>1597154
actually says lass kicker so technically :^)

>>1597150
Literally nonexistant.
>>1597150
have sex

gain height

lose weight

have sex

hit the weights.

>>1597154
I'm surprised they didn't stick her with arse kicker because SHE'S AHRISH MAGGLE

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>>1597317
Surely they wouldn't put arse on a shirt....goddamnit