>Artistically, Brock didn't want to do anything. >Brock

As if it wasn't obvious what happened the moment that shit match started.
Fuck Brock.

>>1580385

Man's a one-trick psuedo-Onita nice boy who plays at being 'damaged' both professionally and in life. When faced with a real man in Brock 'The Best Big Match Wrestler in the World Today' he crumbled and now ascribes fault to the latter like a bitch.

So when Jericho agreed to do everything why was he on the receiving end of it? Why didn't this badass lunatic get more than one tack in his arm?

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>>1580385
The fact that Brock doesn't give a shit about pro wrestling isn't news. He was already planning his UFC return by WM. He's not going to jeopardize that for the sake of going out and having a deathmatch with some midcard indie geek from CZW.

the truth is, he is not worthy of having a match with brock, brock knew this and didn't let him take advantage of brocks fame. brock doesn't respect this indy garbage

>>1580412
Yeah, I'm glad that Brock was a lazy fuck and gave us a terrible match that could have been great too.

>>1580414
Brock doesn't care enough about pro-wrestling to be such a mark for himself, he just didn't wanna risk getting hurt for his UFC return

Based Dean working the marks and scoring himself a rematch with Brock.

>>1580416
>could have been great
>Dean Ambrose

Pick only one.

>>1580421
>could have been great
>Current Brock Lesnar

>Pick only one.
Agreed

>>1580404
>Blaming Dean on the obvious terrible booking of the match that most certainly came from Brock not wanting to do anything other than suplexes

>>1580414
Well, guess what, moron. The match was booked. Least Brock could have done is put in some effort to not make it look like shit.

>>1580385

That was the worst WM match of all time right next to HHH vs. Randy at WM 26.

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>>1580414

This 2bh. Brock respected Reigns, and that's why he was putting effort into their match and even agreed to blade.

Deanetty didn't do enough to earn his respect. And that's what this business is all about.

Also Deanetty can't have a good match with anyone not named Seth Rollins.

>>1580450
This match was only good because people hated Roman.

if it was vs Bryan and he was ragdolled so much 90% of the "fans" would say it was the worst match to ever happen in WWE

>>1580464
>if it was vs Bryan
HAHAHAHAHA

>>1580464
>>1580464
>This match was only good because people hated Roman.

More people enjoyed when Brock destroyed Cena at summerslam. Don't think they'd like it if it happened now.

>>1580470
*or anyone that was actual a liked babyface

Better ya dweeb?

>>1580473
>More people enjoyed when Brock destroyed Cena at summerslam

Cena at the time was hated too

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>>1580450
Before WM I still remember the smarks predicting that to be the worst match in years..
Probably the best match of the night.

Ambrose has every right to complain. The match was built as his playground and all it turned out to be was a generic street fight with kendo sticks.
And yet, WWE will still go to any lengths to protect Brock's image after this.
What a joke.

>>1580495
It only became good when Rollins ran out.

>>1580450
>>1580495
>Add Ketchup on face
>OMG SO FUCKING GOOD

Kys

>>1580450
Brock put in the effort because it was a wrestlemania main event, and he was getting a proportional payday

>>1580498
Do you really think they would risk their top dog's health for a meme match if there was dangerous shit going down?
Go watch the attitude era on the network or some gook in NJPW breaking his neck

>>1580503
>top dog

Lesnar isn't a fucking draw. Stop believe this meme.

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>>1580503
>top dog's

Brawk would be a mid-carder geek in the AE

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>>1580503
>Top dog

>>1580500

No one said anything about ketchup you obese muppet.

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>>1580506
WWE just pay him millions a year for nothing then, right?
>Actually being this delusional

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>>1580503
>top dog.

>>1580522
Uh, yeah. If Lesnar was such a draw, EVERYONE would be talking about wrestling.
None of that is happening. It's still in a bubble with zero casual fans watching.
Plus, he's usually advertised for big four PPVs, which ALWAYS sell out instantly based on the name alone.
Lesnar. Isn't. A. Draw.

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>>1580503
>Top Dog

>>1580385
I dont think hes worth the money the WWE seems to think he is.

There's no big spike when he's on TV tapings , it's hard to tell if he's a box office draw based on how the Network handles PPV events but i doubt it.

>>1580530
>this

I really miss the times when Bork was doing more than suplex.

>>1580495

Yeah smarks were talking so much trash about this match, and then it ends up that it's their indie darling deanetty who has a bad match with brock.

>>1580530

I don't think you actually know what being a draw is my underage friend.

>>1580530
By that logic there are no people on the roster that can draw if nobody is talking about it

You don't have to cause an earthquake to be a draw. /asp/ has lost all meaning of the word

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>>1580545
All of his matches vs The Shield were fucking awful.

>Suplex
>Suplex
>F-5

The Roman one is the same as the Seth but its liked because its Roman getting ragdolled.

And you know its true and can't prove me otherwise

>>1580534
His RAW/Smackdown appearances never end in a proper fight, so you'll only see a difference in the PPV's

>>1580406

Same reason Dean didn't do shit at the MITB match.They had to protect the future face of the company

>>1580549
WWE believes Brock draws mainstream attention for the business.
He doesn't. That's why he's not a draw.

>>1580549
The difference is 99% of the roster isn't paid as much as Gorilla-man.

>>1580551
The difference with Roman is he actually looks intimidating and looks like he can do damage to him, Deano or Rollins beside him is a fucking joke.

>>1580558
>The difference with Roman is he actually looks intimidating and looks like he can do damage
""""""""""""""""""""""""""Look"""""""""""""""""""""""

He can look like a fucking terminator everyone with atleast half a brain knows Roman can't touch Brock but i guess you aren't one of them

>>1580551

>Seth

That one was awful too, it lasted like 7 minutes if I remember correctly. Face it, Roman had the best match with Brock and it actually told a story.

>>1580557
Because 99% are not on Brock's level.
>>1580556
i'm sure WWE have a better idea how to manage their finances than jobless randoms on 4chin, that should tell you something about Brock.

>>1580566
I dont know because both their shows have been mostly fucking awful for some years already.

>>1580551
tbf the Roman match was much better than the other two
Just because it got more time and emphasis to do what it set out to do, if nothing else

>>1580561
>everyone with atleast half a brain knows Roman can't touch Brock
That's why Brock was almost invincible at WM. But compare that to Dean or any other skeleton fighting Lesnar, any upper hand they get looks completely retarded and downright hilarious.

>>1580569
Didn't say it was the best did I?

When has Dean ever proven to be a good worker? I'm not defending Brock because he's definitely stagnated in terms of in-ring presence and he's probably right about Brock only wanting to put in minimal effort. But Dean puts on such shitty boring matches that I can't imagine him doing anything to make it better.

>>1580558
That's why Dean should have been able to level the playing field with all sorts of stupid hardcore shit, but Brock is a messed up pussy

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>>1580573
Thats why it was supposed to be a hardcore match.

Dean gets ragdolled but uses some the envrimoment to keep up with Brock, thats how the match was promoted for like months before WM.

But of course it was all bullshit and they like used only chairs and kendo sticks like in every """"""""""""""""""""""""""hardcore""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" match now.

Probably because Brock wanted $100000 for getting hit with something else like the greedy money whore he is.

>>1580580
FCW. Matches against Seth and Haitch.
Every now and then he gives a shit and has a really good match. He's not a high-flyer, or a brawler, or a seamless technician, but he can tell a decent story.
It's funny he criticizes Brock for not wanting to try, considering he doesn't 90% of the time, either.

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>>1580580
>When has Dean ever proven to be a good worker?

When he got a good match from a 47 years old roided as fuck HHH (Something Roman couldn't doo)

>>1580582
>>1580584

Also this

>>1580587

>Having to go back all the way to FCW to find a good Deanetty match.

>>1580588

HHH was the one carrying that match. Dolph even had a better match with HHH than Deanetty did on RAW.

>>1580584
>>1580582
If you need to completely alter the match for Dean then he doesn't deserve to be in the same league as Roman or Cena.
Half the roster could pose a threat if they had weapons against Lesnar. Dean is simply clutching on to his garage fed gimmick that nobody knows about, only his timid PG stuff.

>>1580592
>HHH was the one carrying that match
Then why didn't he carry Reigns to a decent one on the BIGGEST STAGE OF THEM ALL :^)?

>>1580614

Because Stephanie was involved and the match suffered from over-booking.

>>1580605
Thats exactly how Mick foley won most of his matches and he was 2x the draw Brawk is

>>1580580
Do you want the best examples or the most recent?
Best:
-VS Triple H (Roadblock)
-VS Kevin Owens (Royal Rumble)
-VS Seth Rollins (Summerslam, Money in the Bank, Hell In A Cell)

Recent examples:
-VS Seth Rollins (Smackdown)
-VS AJ Styles (Raw)
-VS Chris Jericho (Extreme Rules)

>>1580622
He's essentially the one booking the fucking thing, mate

>>1580625
Different era when the weapons could be used properly, Deano would've done well back then probably.
We're lucky to see blood now.

>>1580622
Excuses.

>>1580628
>VS Chris Jericho (Extreme Rules)

Surely you are not talking about that garbage asylum match are you? Maybe you're referring to another match or you're actually this dumb.

>>1580632
Not my fault WWE is made for 5 year old cenation kids screaming ROOOOOOAAA when Roman has his autist stints in ring.

I am pretty sure the 6 million+ that stopped watching (heh, funnily enough many went away during the Lesnar first push) would enjoy Deano breaking a baseball bat on Brock

>>1580636
I liked it

>>1580647

Cause you're a deanetty fan and have awful tastes. That match was garbage and should have ended at least 20 minutes early.

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>>1580641
Regardless, memebrose wanted to go full hardcore with weapons to stand a chance against Lesnar. Which is why he was bitching about.

>mfw Deano wanted to be Tommy Dreamer against Lesnar

>>1580647
it was a joke bruh, only the thumbtacks spot was interesting.

>>1580657
>implying that wouldnt be fun as fuck to watch instead of suplex city for 10 min

>>1580662
suplex city is always fun to watch. Was fun in 2002, is fun in 2016.

>>1580662
Not the timid PG shit like >>1580636

>>1580660

Why did Jericho end up taking that bump and not le whacky man?

>>1580666
Whaaat. In 2002 Brock used more moves than this Brock used in total combined from his return.

>>1580670
Because Ambrose couldn't take the hit after destroying his body in backyard wrestling.

>>1580675
No he didn't. The only thing he did then he doesn't now are the Shooting Star Press. Hell, do you not remember Brock vs Cena? The "I'm just gonna jump off these steel steps over the rops onto your mouth and see how it turns out ow fuck my knee?"

Brock's just as crazy as he ever was, he's just not trying that SSP after the Kurt incident.

>>1580682

excuses

>>1580695

>No he didn't

Are you trying to prove to everyone on here that you weren't alive in 2002?

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>>1580707
>Taking my reply seriously
The state of you

>>1580695
+18.

I admit he was ok when he returned but after WM 30 everything went to shit

>>1580421
>could have been great
>could have been awesome
FTFY

:)

>>1580710
>I was merely pretending

>>1580385
based brock. fuck deanetty.

>>1580710

>tis' mearly a jest

everytime

>>1580732
>I don't understand the concept of minor jokes
You sound great at a party
>TURN THE MUSIC OFF DRAGONBALL IS ON

>all of these butthurt smarks
keep crying bitch niggas

>>1580551
The Roman match is better because it was stiff as fuck and fought between two mastodons, which is more entertaining than flippy bs or some lanklet

>>1580450
Brock didn't blade though

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>>1580385
that mr czw couldnt do too many crazy CZW spots and lost CLEAN to ONE F5. Based brock.

>>1583831

Except he did. Go watch the match again. Ref gives Roman a blade and he gives it to Brock.

>>1583878
Have sex

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>>1583884
There is no time for Brock to blade. Immediately prior to this webm, Brock's forehead has yet to bleed

>>1580495
best mania main event since 23

>>1583910
the blade is in his right hand and tucks it into the turnbuckle after the spot

>>1580406
Jericho explained it in his podcast. Apparently Ambrose wanted to be the one to take the tacks but since he was supposed to go over it wouldn't be believable that the guy who got thrown in thumbtacks could win the match. So Jericho decided he would be the one to do it.

>>1580500
Have sex manlet

>>1580556
>highest pay per view buys in UFC history

Nah he's not a draw.... Begging you to have sex kiddo

>Current year WWE

Watching Cena vs Umaga at the Royal Rumble and having a blast, just get the network and watch old shit

Brock wasn't lazy, he was just trying to avoid injury at the time due to UFC negotiations

>>1584264
Calling Umaga vs. Cena 'old' when it's really the beginning of this garbage era is like a British person who wants a new Empire so he reads about WWII (or French people reading any of their history).

>>1584312
Nigga that shit is old

Umaga is dead now