ITT: Times you got worked >2009 >Be me, a 13 yo beta

When Mark Henry made "retirement speech" then turned heel on Cena

>>1567399
kek, that was a great feud
seriously underrated

Nash pretending he tore his quad at WM31

The draft split actually meaning anything (both times)

>>1567399
18+

>>1567421
>2009
>13

Devon GET THE CALCULATOR

>>1567399
I still remember the disappointment on those faces. It was so good.
For me, HBK's return to Montreal, when Bret's music hit. The whole time he was out there, I KNEW Bret was going to come out. I expected it, and even though I wasn't a big fan of Bret, when his music hit I lost it, and after a minute when I realized he wasn't coming out, I just stared at the TV, amazed.

>>1567399
I wish Raw would go to Chicago shortly after Punk gets destroyed in UFC. They could have Rollins or someone do a promo laughing about how he got his ass beat and get tons of heat from the Chicago crowd, and then LOOK IN MY EYES hits. Crowd goes wild, Seth shits himself, then after a minute just starts laughing. I feel like they'd riot. It would be fantastic television.

>>1567421
2009 was 7 years ago man

I was 25 when that happened so i just laughed a lot.

i really do hate you OP, I could've got so much more poon in 2009 if i was 13 and knew what i knew at 25.

fuck you, watch lucha underground.

>>1567459
>2005 was 20 years ago

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>>1567399
>Don't watch the rest of the episode or any wrestling for a month.
So, you're saying that they managed to make you less interested in their product? Did they get money from you in some way? That's what a work is - a way to get the marks to pay, or in the days when ratings = advertising revenue, to get them to tune in.

>>1567464
Work (verb)
To methodically attack a single body part, setting up an appropriate finisher. Also, to deceive or manipulate an audience.
I was deceived and manipulated

>>1567464
>a smark literally doesn't know what a work is

Now that I have seen this, I am finally an oldfag.

>>1567462
That ain't no Scott Steiner math

>>1567464
Hi smarkbuster, still haven't brushed up on your wrestling knowledge?

>>1567410
>pretending

>>1567399
>Jeff
Who is this "Jeff" everyone is talking about?
I suppose you mean BROTHER NERO, "Jeff" has been DELETED!

>>1567640
haha xD

>>1567640
Hahahah yeah i know what you mean man hahaha

>>1567640
Lmao bro xDD

>>1567645
>>1567641
have sex

That is nuclear level heat, nonone can do this today in wrestling.

>>1567655
Roman Reigns can just by continuing to exist

BASED PUNK WORKING THE DRUG ADDICTED PLEB MASSES

Does Punk and Hardy have beef irl?

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>>1567457
That would be fucking gold

>>1567684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6GcrIBhBWA
at the time yeah they hated each other, which is why the feud was so good

but not anymore, i think jeff said they're friends now and punk thanked jeff for putting him over in his 2012 documentary

Every time you make a post with Jeff or Hardy that implies "Jeff Hardy" 4chan has to pay Broken Matt royalties as he owns the name

>>1567457
They were going to do that with Barret last year, but Vince apparently pussied out. Would have brought some nuclear heat right there.

>>1567457
I'm a punk mark and I think this would be epic

>>1567457
>thinking WWE will ever mention Punk again
Top kek

>be me
18 years old
>girl I like
>she no like
>haha
>Kys nerd
>ebin fug xD
>hey phil!
>FEDORA post lmao!!
>ebin meme

>>1568253
They don't have to mention him by name. Just saying something like "your hero" so everyone knows who they are talking about.

>>1568253
Implying they wouldn't to make fun of him

>>1567692
I refuse to believe punk has any real friends.

>>1568272
Just because you don't have any friends doesn't mean that other people are incapable of making them

>>1567692
Matt eating in the background

I thought that Triple H was a great booker and that people in NXT really wanted to stay there and not go to RAW

>>1568254
Get worked

>>1567640
I do not mention at any point the name J.E.F.F.H.A.R.D.Y. for that is the intellectual property of broken matt

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>>1567640

>>1567399
HBK did it better ya mark.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgW2G5QoHFY

>>1567464
Stupid idiot.

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>>1567464
DELETE

>>1567502
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFoC3TR5rzI

>>1567399
>Disclaimer: I have since had sex

I hope he used alot of lube when he tore into your boi pussy

>>1567459
Ouch

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>2007
>a friend of mine won a couple of tickets on the radio for a WWE PPV that year
>It was Vengeance
>never watched wrestling before in my life
>He decides to take me and show me
>friend is wearing a Benoit shirt and says he can't wait for this match
>we go to the middle section
>Johnny Nitro comes out instead
>Friend is pissed
>"I'm sure he had to take an emergency leave or something, I'm sure he'll be back"
>We watch RAW the next day
>my friend wonders why Vince is there and alive
>Realize Benoit is dead
>I get into wrestling because of all the Dank memes this place produces during those times

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>>1570574
jesus

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>>1570408
>I hope he used alot of lube when he tore into your boi pussy

Only time I got worked was Eric Bishoff being Billy and Chuck priest for wedding.

>>1571240
dude, that was the GOAT makeup job.

I started crying like low test beta during Owen's memorial Raw

The only people allowed to post here are people old enough to have watched the Attitude era and people who got into wrestling as adults. That excludes Ruthless Aggression and PG babbies like you, OP.

>>1568678
Michaels was GOAT heel during that feud

>>1567653
Get worked

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>>1571268

>>1571268
Oh man you really need to get laid

>>1571268
32 yo virgin doesn't want to be reminded how old he is and desperately tries to feel better about his dead life by posting on an anonymous wrestling board