>Have sex >Seek sunlight >Gain height >Take a shower

>>1565140
have sex

>>1565140
Hit the weights.

>hit the weights

>>1565140
Did she? With all those guards?

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>>1565157
Yes as her bf watched in the corner

>>1565140
>be 18+

>>1565142
Just kicked the living shit out of my dumbbells. My opinion counts now, right?

>>1565183
You're supposed to lift them, not kick them you stupid idiot

>>1565140
Nope, you're all set.

Do all you can to sound like a literal 12 year old. Because apparently playground insults qualify as banter here.

>>1565216
Ahhhhh. That makes sense. I've been doing it wrong all these years. Normally I'd go to the gym and just start duking it out with various gym equipment. Y'know, putting treadmills in headlocks, drop kicking the incline bench. Couldn't understand why I was coming home with no improvements.

Thanks, Anon. You've changed my life. :^)