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Your favourite wrestling body?
Mine is Bret Hart (circa 97)
Bret's Physique in the mid/late 90's was very impressive. He has a naturally thick frame (not at all like that scrawny rat Shawn) and his superior Anglo genetics really complemented this. Great defined abs and body shape that could make any Shawn mark blush in embarrassment when they saw their heroes meek 170-pound frame. An aspect we loved of his body during Bret's 'Vince why the fuck are you pushing this gyrating boytoy!?' period was the lack of any rugged coating of body hair, which highlighted how much effort Bret put into his personal grooming, unlike Shawn. We often find ourselves watching his old matches just to stare and look at his 'sexy boy' body while he puts Michaels in the Sharpshooter. Any flawlessly executed submission move he performed really showcased his pristine body. Sometimes we replay it numerous times. The reveal of Bret's bare torso never ceases to excite me. Bret will forever be our 'Hart-throb'.
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>>1564759
It's true, Bret had a great look. Too many mentions of Shawnetty for this to be a really great post, though.
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>>1564759
Really good post, I found myself nodding in agreement to every point you made
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>>1564773
> weeding out my subtle allegory for how Shawnetty always brought the quality of a product down with his presence in the very first reply
Bravo /asp/, im proud of you
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>>1564784
I think every Bret thread increases /asp/'s wrestling IQ just a little bit.
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Come on! Do you know how many gay men fapped to this over Bret?
But yeah, Bret is always top tier
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aussiebro is that you? wheres the shawn pasta?
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On a bigger guy, Goldberg circa 2001.
On a smaller guy, Ziggler or pre-injury Rollins.
Not a fan of guys that look too bulky to move, like Ryback. I think Cena looked best around 2006 when he wasn't as thick and broad as he is now. Muscle mass should match a guy's natural frame, otherwise you end up looking weird, like Neville.
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>>1564908
Neville looks GOAT
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>>1564811
This
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>>1564759
Randy Orton, tall and muscular enough to be legit but not enough to lose speed and flexibility.
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>>1564908
Neville is legitimately Adonis, his body more than makes up for his face
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>>1564759
>Anglo
>superior
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>1564759
Wow bretcuck is really gay
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Shamrock had a nice body during his WWF run
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>>1566745
He's too short to be that thick. If he dropped 10lbs off the top, he'd look ok.
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>>1566802
Well, that's just your opinion.
Personally I think he's got the G.O.A.T body.
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