I'm 13 minutes in and I'm dying This is the greatest

>>1561663
meh...

Broken matt is overrated.

>>1561666
I bet you are enjoying the push of Dolph Ziggler.

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>Subterranean Lucha

>>1561674
Nope.

Some people watch good wrestling.

>>1561674
I actually enjoy both! And this is great!

>>1561666
The devil is a lie.

>>1561663
Literally who?

>>1561663
It is a most extra-ordinary work of genius.

But it stands out now because everything else is so weak in wrestling, character-wise.

Broken Matt proves that - mark, smark, anti-smark, jabroni, chad, or cuck - the one thing that all wrestling fans still enjoy is kayfabe storytelling and character creation.

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>>1561858
>implying good wrestling exist

>>1561874

Staying in character so long was hilarious. It was like I was listening to a improv show like Comedy Bang Bang

>>1561666
literally wrestler of the year 2016

Listening to it now as well... holy fuck it's hilarious. Matt's a geneious. Here's hoping he can save TNA.

>>1561878
unironically this

>>1561666
Hello DELETED

>>1561874
This nigga gets it

>>1561878
this

>>1561858
wrestling isn't supposed to be good faggot even Vince McMahon said so

wrestling is for kids and retards who think it is real and don't give a fuck about "good" wrestling and for autistic adults to make fun of and jack off to

Holy fuck his accent is fucking gold. Caught Jericho laughing a couple times too

>the urbanuh diktuuunareh

I got 3 minutes into it and deleted it

Matt is trying too hard.

>>1564408
>trying

>complimenting hillary on her deletion skills

amazing

>>1561878
>>1562963
>>1564270

>2016
>only watching wwe meme wrestling

>>1564435
wrestling that takes itself serious is even worse than meme wrestling because you are watching fake fighting presented as a serious competition like you are a fucking retard

>>1564408
cuck

>>1564509
>cuck

Matt is the one who wedded a women who fucked half of the New York Giants

>>1564514
cuck

>>1564505
Wrestling is an art form of storytelling and athleticism. Every fan knows it's a "fake fight", but good wrestling brings out emotions of astonishment and surprise out of the viewer.

You have a lot to learn, buddy.

Matt Hardy singlehandedly made wrestling fun again.

kek matt calling jeff a literal spot monkey

>>1561674
I do enjoy Dolph's long overdue push.

I also want them to turn Stephanie face and I want them to book Big Show a big run for his final year.

>>1561666
>should be in WWE
>best gimmick of the year
>top 5 reinventions in wrestling history
>did all himself
>overrated

>>1564629
>did it all himself
>just took Bray Wyatt and mixed it with The Joker and Liberace
>now throwing in some Hannibal Lecter and biting people

>>1561663
Matt is really struggling to supress his North Carolina accent

>>1564707
Matt never had a problem with that as much as Jeff did.

It was boring as fuck, closed it after five mins, only a loser can listen to two hours of borefest

>>1564710
whenever he starts to talk fast on the podcast half the words will have a drawl

>>1564707
I guess the origin of his descent still troubles him.

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>>1564660
>he copied Bray guys

"no"

>Matt calling out Hilldog

lmao

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>>1564754
Based Benjamin

>>1564754
>Guey Wyatt

Every time

>>1561666

Get worked, Satan

>>1564754
this

Bray has always acted totally sane and calculated he is just into some disturbing and mostly stupid shit

Broken Matt is on another level of insanity and is acting the opposite of a swamp redneck with his piano shit and accent

god damn his accent is all over the place from southern to english to posh rich person to normal to retard with a speech impediment...

>>1564754
https://twitter.com/benjaminsenor/status/753043396214882304
KEK, that fat bastard Wyatt deleted the tweet.

>>1564937
>pussy ass Vince letting one of his guys job to TNA on twitter

based Big Money Matt

I honestly had no idea Broken Matt could stay in character for so long.

I thought things would go to shit after the Final Deletion.

I have never been happier to be wrong. Matt Hardy just keeps topping himself every single week.

I loved the whole mythos and backstory elements he added to his character that he also incorporated into last Impact.

Wrestler of the Year 2016: Matt Hardy
Angle of the Year 2016: Final Deletion
Obsolete Mule of the Year 2016: Brother Nero

>>1564660
>Implying Bray Wyatt didn't just ripoff Raven and throw in a Cape Fear element
>Implying Raven wasn't a ripoff of Kevin Sullivan's Army of Darkness gimmick from 1982
>Implying Bray Wyatt hasn't just been ripping off a gimmick from 1982 this whole time.
>Implying what you've seen out of "creepy wrestlers" doesn't pre-date your little microwave generation brains by at least a decade or two.

>>1567272
>he didn't grow up with a microwave

garrote yourself old man

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always laugh when he says 'again' like 'ageeeeeeen'

>>1561663
>The only thing I and HiLIARy Clinton have in common is we like to DELETE DELETE DELETE
top kek

"the 7 Deities are going to install every language in meh!"
L O S T
i'm in fuckin stitches throughout this entire thing

>>1564408
>trying too hard.
That's impossible in wrestling
In wrestling the more you try either the better it gets or the greater of comedy gold it becomes
see: post draft Kalisto interview
"SHIT"

>>1567859
"God dammit"*
Kalisto infected me with his botch