Lets try and get a storyline that will save WWE http://www.

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I swear to god this was the first fucking result.

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This could work

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>>1551328

this was mine

>Damn that ass is rank! for only 9.99!

>Dana Brooke pays $1000 to have sex with Susan G. Komen's rotten cancerous corpse but it was all a ruse

Braun Strowman fucks Randy Orton and that's that

>>1551339
>Bo with a Milf Hunter gimmick
Face of the company in a year

>Lillian Garcia runs over his wife's son and declares himself gay.

>>1551346

he could totally pull it off

old divas in guest appearances and Bo macks on all of them

>Rusev enslaves John Cena and gets a gay gimmick

#letsfuckjohncena

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kek

>>1551352
I can see this shit happening

>>1551364

>Roman becomes the enforcer of the Balor Club

sort of want

>Asuka seduces Rey Mysterio and gets a racist gimmick

FUCKING IRREGARRS BUIRD WARR

>Eva Marie falls in love with Randy Orton and they live happily ever after

Well ain't that nice.

>Curtis Axel is caught planning a gang rape with Alberto Del Rio but it was Vince all along

who were they planning on raping /asp/?

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I need to stop. This is making me laugh too hard.

>>1551373
BROTHER BAYLEY

>R-Truth goes on the Today Show with Katie Vick and gets an Isis gimmick

oh shit

they could do it like the SP episode where they think theyre ninjas.

Daniel Bryan preaches white supremacy to Nia Jax but did he have sex with the body before or after she died?

>Adam Rose slaps Charlotte's penis to open Raw

Even this thing knows Charlie's a tranny.

>Erick Rowan forms a 'rape crew' with a gay man under the ring

Isn't this the Wyatts already?

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This one was mine.

>Byron Saxton is caught holding hands with Lana and kills himself
JBL would be so happy.

>Cesaro becomes best friends with Erick Rowan's fat cock because of pride

>R-Truth kisses a dog and gains magical powers
Goldust isn't that dog looking.

>Paige has a steamy romance with Paige for no reason
hot.

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>>1551400

>the entire storyline is naked Paige in the middle of the ring fingering herself

Maryse suplexes Samoa Joe and becomes Chariman of the WWE

>Apollo Crews drinks a beer with Fandango and gets demoted to NXT

Summer Rae has the match of the year against a lesbian and quits

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Are you ready for the Broken return?

ITT: /wooo/ tier garbage

please kill yourselves, you unfunny cucks

>>1551476
Did they?

>>1551482
>People are passing time in a way i don't like
>Kill yourselves
18+

>>1551419
KEK

>Byron Saxton gives a lapdance to Byron Saxton and becomes Vince's personal assistant

WWE, where anything can happen!

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>>1551419
KEK
ATTITUDE ERA AGAIN

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>Bray Wyatt catches Vince fucking the side of JR's face that still works naked

>Triple H lies to Isis and gains control of the rights to the Hardy brand

>Summer Rae is caught planning a gang rape with Michael Cole live on Raw

>Rusev buries Ryback on the toilet

>>1551325
>The Rock declares undying devotion to Michael Cole and becomes Vince's personal assistant

>>1551325
>Big Cass steals the girlfriend of Bret Hart's black wife and buys out Vince's share of the company

WTF TOP KEK

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Kek

>>1551325
>Braun Strowman puts on a classic against Big E and becomes Raw General Manager

Show preaches white supremacy to a cancer kid and gets a racist gimmick

>>1551419

wow.

>Tyler Breeze starts a stable with Shane McMahon but it's just a Snickers ad

>>1551325
>Shelton Benjamin has anal sex with Connor the Crusher's dad and gets a smark gimmick

>>1551325
>Zack Ryder suplexes The Shining Stars and nobody cares.
pottery

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>>1551325
>Shinsuke Nakamura deletes Connor the Crusher's dad and JBL loves it

>>1551810
I LOVE IT MAGGLE

>>1551752
lol

>>1551325
>Renee Young preaches race hate to Connor the Crusher's dad and has an abortion

BRUTAL
R
U
T
A
L

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Kalisto is caught planning the gang rape of Triple H and reveals xhe is transgender

Triple H professes admiration for grumpy cat and gets a racist gimmick

Apollo Crews is inducted into the Hall of Fame by the cast of TV's Entourage and wins the Royal Rumble

>>1551325
>Emma is cucked by JR and fades into obscurity
My sides lol

>>1552032
Was it Roman, seths or byrons kid though?

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Book it Vince

>>1551325
Bray Wyatt threatens to rape Triple H & Steph's children and gets a dancing gimmick.

Book it Vince.

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Jesus...

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Well that's just real life

>>1551785
Oh my fucking God, haha

>Luke Harper locks in the Crippler Crossface on Connor the Crusher

Wooooofff.

>Kevin Owens reforms the Shield win Roman Reigns and Linda McMahon and gets a pirate gimmick

>Bo Dallas strips Erick Rowan's fat cock and they fall in love

>Mojo Rawley deletes a young mentally disabled fan and gets a gay gimmick

>The Undertaker has a love triangle with Vince and John Cena's biggest fan and that's that

>Finn Balor makes a porno with a black man and becomes President

>Curtis Axel hurls racial abuse at Sting but it was Vince all along

>JBL buries Kofi Kingston for fun

>Zack Ryder makes a porno with Lana to close Raw

>Nikki Bella ends the career of Snoop Dogg and becomes a Muslim

>Finn Balor kidnaps Byron Saxton and becomes President

>Becky Lynch reforms ECW with William Regal and leaves the body in a ditch

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Book it.

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Sometimes this thing is too real.

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>his

Kalisto lies to Vicki Guerrero and starts crying

Daniel Bryan rapes all the women in the stadium and calls the police

Kane makes fun of Erick Rowan and joins the Wyatts

Broken Matt Hardy pisses on everybody in the world and declares himself gay

Vince McMahon catches Vince fucking Trish Stratus and you can see all the action on WWE.com

Hideo Itami creates a robot Fandango to get a title shot

Zack Ryder gets a Network show with Emma and you can see all the action on WWE.com

Sheamus gets drunk with Stone Cold Steve Austin in the main event of Wrestlemania

Jerry Lawler fires Sting and retires

Shelton Benjamin reforms the Shield win Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins and marries Vince McMahon

Renee Young seeks revenge against a breast cancer survivor to set up a match at Wrestlemania

Mojo Rawley tortures Brie Bella and gets a rapist gimmick

Seth Rollins kills Finn Balor's penis and joins The Authority

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First result. It's almost poetic.

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I'd watch this desu

>Byron Saxton masturbates to pictures of Lita and gets a boner

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Topical.

"Nikki Bella is caught licking the ass of John Cena's biggest fan and marries Vince McMahon.'

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Oh my goodness

>>1552956
The best is this would actually work within Undertaker's character

>>1551378
Bayley: BROTHER SIMMONS. I KNEW YOU'D CUM.

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well then

>" Daniel Bryan seeks revenge against Stone Cold Steve Austin and nobody cares"

I want this to happen

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what the fuck am i reading

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only way to do it

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only in europe

>>1551354
:3

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DONT HINDER THE JINDER

>Cesaro becomes a fan of Triple H and wins the Warrior Award

It might work

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>Dana Brooke slaps Luke Harper to try and impress Roman Reigns
>Mick Foley molests his own son and becomes top babyface
>Enzo Amore finds out his brother is Snoop Dogg and has to fight Brock Lesnar as punishment
>Mike Chioda impregnates Charlotte's penis to become General Manager of Raw
>Ric Flair goes on the Today Show with Bob Backlund and JBL loves it
>Jey Uso twerks with New Day and Erick Rowan's fat cock and becomes the first ever gay World Champion
>The Undertaker enslaves Hideo Itami but it's on Smackdown
>Randy Orton starts a tag team with Braun Strowman and gets murdered the following night on Raw
>Finn Balor catches Vince fingering Jojo and declares himself gay

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can't make this shit up

>>1551434
Pls make this happen

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>Bray Wyatt gets caught making out with Alexa Bliss and becomes the spokesperson for Susan G Komen

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>KEK RYDER

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>>1551325

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I would pay to walk in on this.

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seems possible

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SUMMERSLAM SPOILERS

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>>1555962
A lot of incest going on here.

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>Charlotte pretends to rape Ryback and then fucks the corpse

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You ever get fucked so hard in the ass it ends your career?

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Footfags and Beckyfags on suicide watch!

>1 of 2

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Charlotte confirmed a dude.

>2 of 2

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>>1556030

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It's me Baron

>Finn Balor cashes in Money in the Bank on R-Truth and they become WWE's new power couple

I'm most perturbed by the fact that this means R-Truth gets a title reign.

>Dolph Ziggler forms a 'rape crew' with Jey Uso and has an abortion
>Fandango takes the virginity of Jimmy Uso to open Raw
>Jimmy Uso kisses Bob Backlund and gets a pirate gimmick
>Corey Graves has the match of the year against a muslim and becomes number one contender
>Mick Foley hides from Sasha Banks to become General Manager of Raw

I like the last one.

>>1551731
BROTHERNEROHEARST

>>1551810
NAKAMURA CONFIRMED FOR SMACKDOWN?

>Seth Rollins saves Isis to become Vince McMahon's assistant

>Kevin Owens disrespects Dolph Ziggler and nobody cares

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>neville becomes THE GAY COMMUNITY?

>>1556199
>smarks are gay

>>1551482
>using proper punctuation

Neck yourself tbhfamalam

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>random generator comes up with better ideas for network shows than the shit that is actually on there

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fucking lol

>>1551325
>Kane bulldozes the home of Braun Strowman through a table

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>>1551325

>>1551325
>Rusev gets into a car accident which kills Farooq and earns his respect

>Vince McMahon is disgusted by a breast cancer survivor and ends her career

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>>1551325
kek

>Jimmy Uso enslaves Vicki Guerrero and becomes Raw General Manager

>>1556055
kek

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BAH GAWD