The least surprising signing ever https://www.wwe.com/shows/

literally who

I don't like him but appreciate that his look is different than BALD AND BLACK

Talked to him on /sp/ before

real happy for him desu

Hurray. Better Woolie got signed!

>>1544947
Former NFL player and unapologetic black weeb, Brennan Williams.
He's been training under Booker T.

>>1544962
Also beat /vp/

>>1544940
They're probably gonna make him work to get more muscle so Vinnie mack doesn't file him under Darren Young level of irrelevancy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjipnylI3oE

Papa Shango and Finn Balor had a baby and this is the result.

>>1544973
>dy not relevant
>dy not jacked
Are you blind and retarded?

Ayyyeee based Brennan about to makemoves in NXT. Kinda nuts a 4chan user has now been in both the WWE and the NFL

Nico nico nii

>>1544940
Just going to leave this here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_qxn_8sybw
ABSOLUTELY WEEB

>>1545013
What the fuck was that?

Fucking based, i was in that /sp/ thread when they discovered this fucking weaboo.

Hope he can be one of the top dogs

>>1545016
Its from an anime called Love idol. The main characters say that as a catchphrase or something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4iC52d-fVY
For even more cringe check out these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyJsRSArNYY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zyLM6p55U4

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>>1545013

He is a wewtist turncoat, he abandoned 4chan. He can never be Our Guy.

>>1545018
I think they'll turn him into Face Kenny Omega with his silly antics.

dead on arrival

It feels really fucking weird to realize that some weeaboo I beat in smash bros once now works for WWE.

>>1545029
Like /asp/ can agree to like anyone.
Sami and KO's Rubber Match at SS could be their absolute best one yet, 5 stars from everyone. Yet /asp/ will still go 'THIS FAT FUCK' and 'THIS FUCKING GINGER MUDSLIME'
So in reality nobody is every 'Our Guy'

>>1545044
Don't be fooled by the fat fuck memes, based fatass is and will always be our guy

>>1545044
>who is rusev

>>1545001
Darren was barely relevant when he was Tag Champ with Titus.
And he's not jacked in Vince's style. You know how Vince likes his men.

>>1545044

Its already been agreed that Our Guy is Karl Anderson.

>>1545062
I've seen people say he's devaluing the US title.

>>1545071
>taking the bait

>>1545070
said literally no one ever

>>1545071
I haven't seen a single post like that here

>>1545070
No it hasnt, your shitty thread didnt mean anything wewtist

The faces of /asp/ are Punk and Bret

>>1545109
>bret
kek

>>1545071
Obviously he isn't. Before entered the title scene the US title was stuck on the pre-show.

>>1545133
You seem to be new here so i will fill you in

Bret and Punk are the 2 most talked about wrestlers here and have been since /wwe/s inception, even though they are both retired

They are draws brother

No one cares about your cockeyed bald manlet that repeats /wew/ memes about his ugly monkey wife

>>1544940
When's Woolie getting signed?

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>>1544940
Guaranteed that Brennan is the one making Sienna threads and participated in Philposting.

Kek he got BTFO on /sp/. I remember Anyone got a screencap of it?

So is it Brenetty or Willettty?

>>1544940
That's based a guy who browsed spee /wwe/, and /woo/ made it.

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>>1545317
>shitposter make it
>you can't make it

>>1544947

He's a fellow shitposter. He mostly posts on /mu/ if I remember correctly

>>1544940
Is that Finn Balor?

>>1545044
>Sami Zayn
>KO
>5 stars
That delusion

>>1545044
We don't need 'our guy'
we aren't a hive mind
fuck off bernie

>>1545339
It's the Boogeyman idiot

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Oh shit he actually made it

>>1544940
Brennan is literally one of us

The guy posts here all the time

>>1545367
how do you know he posts here?

>>1545382
because I'm him famm

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>>1545382

>>1545388
He was on /a/ a few years ago.

>>1545029
THIS

I don't like anime, but I like this guy.

>>1545044
Sami xayn sucks you fucking fsggot neckbeard

>>1545346
See what I mean?
The fucks had a STANDING OVATION and /asp/ has to jump to be contrarian because the idea of someone getting out of their seat and cheering for them is lost to them

>>1545275
When he finished his boxing classes

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>>1545452
>the smarks in the audience liked it so we should too

>>1545458
btfo

Guys what if he's the one who pins Nakamura for his farewell show before moving him up to the main roster?

>>1545458
Yes the people who gave the company money to be there and didn't watch it on taima have less weight to their opinion than someone who does.

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>>1545467
Makes sense to me. They force themselves to like it because they spent money on it.

>>1545467
Will wwe make changes when the vast majority of people quit watching their shit because the live crowd is fucking annoying?