>Roman doing a promo >Suddenly Joe comes out >"Roman,

Best timeline desu

>>1521285
>he's fat

Roman v Joe is happening for sure.

Thats why Roman said he was Samoan on Raw.

Then you wake up

Based Joe

File: 1411796669591.png (285KB, 476x530px) Image search: [Google]

285KB, 476x530px

Jesus fucking Christ, this is the most pathetic thing I've ever seen typed on /asp/. I'm fucking begging you to do 3 things right now:
1) Lose weight. You're obviously morbidly obese
2) Hit the gym. Get some testosterone flowing so these cringe-inducing thoughts don't pop into your brain
3) Get laid. You're an obvious virgin. You need to get your cherry popped, fast. Pay an escort if you have to.
I'm praying for you, man.

File: your opinion.jpg (18KB, 500x334px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 500x334px

>with Roman in tatters he slips down to the mid-card
>he starts losing to Shamus and Zack Ryder
>tries to cut the promo of his life when Hornswaggle returns and stunners him in middle of the ring
>Hornswaggle vs. Reigns at Wrestlemania
>Hornswaggle pins Roman clean after Roman attempts to use a chair to win
>2 years later, Roman Reigns is arrested for homosexual prostitution as its discovered he has heroine and cocaine addiction
>Reigns is put in supermax where he is cellmates with Big Crusher who is a massive smark
>Reigns is raped so hard everyday that he dies from too much semen in his body
>All mentions of Reigns are banned from WWE as he is deleted from the history books
>Meanwhile Dean marries Renee and has 3 kids who all go on to be WWE Champion

>>1521317
>liking Roman

please develop a mutual acquaintanceship with a non-relative female

>>1521317
>the absolute buttdevastation of anti-smark romarks

File: projection.jpg (7KB, 372x323px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 372x323px

>>1521317
But enough about your own deep insecurities

>>1521285
Joe is the only good Samoan. Half breeds are best breeds.

>>1521285
>Based Joe will never squash Dean and go on a monster heel reign

>>1521352
That Maluta kid in the CWC was cool

>>1521285
Have a rematch at Wrestlemania with the added stipulation that if Joe wins he comes up the main roster and Roman goes down to NXT

>>1521477
>ruining NXT with Ramen

What's wrong with you?

>>1521285
Uh oh joes head is slightly tilted forward whilst he scrunches his brow and looks up

I'm so intimidated

>>1521352
Joe isn't even Samoan, his family is Hawaiian.

>>1521491
>this guy again

Smarks are so embarrassing. Is this the kinda stuff you daydream about?

Let me try and be a smark for a second

>Roman cutting a promo
>Hornswoggle comes out
>Shut up Roman
>Proceeds to squash him in 2 seconds
>Roman goes back to jobbing on NXT to Tye Dillinger

How do you react? xD

>>1522093
Have sex

>>1522093
No, that sucks.
Hornswoggle and Roman as a tag team? Great idea

>>1522097

Things I like having RAW:

Mondays
Potatoes
Onions
Your mom

How ya doin?

>>1522102
Have sex

File: steiner.jpg (470KB, 500x737px) Image search: [Google]

470KB, 500x737px

>>1521285
FAT ASS

>>1522093
I'd mark.

>>1522103

>You walk into your basement
>You see me having sex with your mom

How do you react?

>>1522120
Would mark.

>>1522104
Didn't Joe beat Steiner in TNA?

File: scottsteiner-400x250.jpg (29KB, 400x250px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 400x250px

>>1521285
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHJp_DFKGug

>>1522255
Joe/Steiner seems like the GOAT feud tbqh