>Roman doing a promo
>Suddenly Joe comes out
>"Roman, you're a disgrace to Samoa"
>Squashes Roman clean in 3 minutes
>Goes back to NXT
How does /asp/ react?
Jesus fucking Christ, this is the most pathetic thing I've ever seen typed on /asp/. I'm fucking begging you to do 3 things right now:
1) Lose weight. You're obviously morbidly obese
2) Hit the gym. Get some testosterone flowing so these cringe-inducing thoughts don't pop into your brain
3) Get laid. You're an obvious virgin. You need to get your cherry popped, fast. Pay an escort if you have to.
I'm praying for you, man.
>with Roman in tatters he slips down to the mid-card
>he starts losing to Shamus and Zack Ryder
>tries to cut the promo of his life when Hornswaggle returns and stunners him in middle of the ring
>Hornswaggle vs. Reigns at Wrestlemania
>Hornswaggle pins Roman clean after Roman attempts to use a chair to win
>2 years later, Roman Reigns is arrested for homosexual prostitution as its discovered he has heroine and cocaine addiction
>Reigns is put in supermax where he is cellmates with Big Crusher who is a massive smark
>Reigns is raped so hard everyday that he dies from too much semen in his body
>All mentions of Reigns are banned from WWE as he is deleted from the history books
>Meanwhile Dean marries Renee and has 3 kids who all go on to be WWE Champion
Smarks are so embarrassing. Is this the kinda stuff you daydream about?
Let me try and be a smark for a second
>Roman cutting a promo
>Hornswoggle comes out
>Shut up Roman
>Proceeds to squash him in 2 seconds
>Roman goes back to jobbing on NXT to Tye Dillinger
How do you react? xD