Sasha blows Cuck Meltzer the fuck out

>>1503585
Is she bald too?

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>>1503585
>Another shitthread on /asp/

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Let me guess, it's some jobber from NXT

wow how exciting, it's still not Bayley

>>1503585
WHO IS IT

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Prepare to mark out when The Boss Sasha Banks and The Queen of /asp/ Emma take it to Charles Flair and Daniel Brooke.

>>1503593
Somebody make a JUST edit already

>>1503601
Emma is out til 2017 and is heel

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>>1503601
wtf I love Sasha now

Will it be Ronda "Zero Buys" Rousey or Paige "Less Than Zero Buys" Van Zant?

>btfo
that sounds more like a compliment to big man dave to me

>>1503585
how about her fart game tho.

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>>1503614
She's not big enough to produce much other than stinky sock smells.

It's Ric.

RIC FLAIR IS BACK AND READY TO WOOP HIS DAUGHTER

#WOOOO

Who did Meltzer predict because I still think it'll be Nia Jax.

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>>1503647
I don't think he predicted anyone.

>>1503675
Not even Meltzer care about women """""wrestling"""""

>>1503675
>Niggers chimpin' out

Like poetry

>>1503785
I enjoy the dissatisfied looks from the road crew in the back.

>>1503616

What show this from? id like to investigate that jiggle

>>1503616
HOLY FUCK I CUMMIED TO THIS

>>1503834
>>1503955
Yeah What raw is this or link to youtube vid please

Beth Pheonix return confirmed

Sasha should shave her head desu

>>1503585
That means it's going to be someone retarded
Predictions:
>Nia Jax
>Naomi
>Lita

>>1504337
>its nancy benoit

Meltzer has a wife, children, and supports his family by shitposting on his website all day about what he loves.

>>1504337
It's going to be Nia Jax.

Lita would get my dick so fucking hard though.

Trish stratus

I can't believe nobody has guessed it yet. I know who it is and will confirm when someone guesses right.

>>1504364
Is it Sienna?
I bet it's Sienna.

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>>1504364
Stacy Kiebler?

>>1504364
Snoop?

>>1504381
>>1504386
>>1504395

No, no, and no. Wow, nobody knows? Lmao I'm on a plane in 10 mins good luck

>>1504364
Thicki Bella

>>1504364
Alicia Fox?
Thiccki?
Asuka surprise?

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>>1504409
Keep moving, Meltzer. You'll say anything to cover your own ass.

>>1504424
Buddy, I am not Meltzer, he sucks. Nobody in this thread has said the name of Sasha's partner as of right now, capiche? 7 minutes until I am out of radio contact

>>1504428
Beth Phoenix?

As much as i'd love for it to be Nia or Bayley, it's most likely Nikky since she's just been cleared for her return.

Besides, Nia is heel and Sasha's supposed to be face so it's a no go. Bayley and Sasha also had a fued and it's rather unlikely they would team up considering that history. Tho wwe isn't known to be consistent.

>>1504428
Lita?

>>1504434
I doubt it would be Nikki.
She already feuded with Charlotte, so having her up against her again would just dwarf Sasha and carry on the Nikki X Charlotte story.

I don't think it will be Bayley either, as I think she will be going to Smackdown.

It's probably going to be Paige.

>>1504433
>>1504440

Nobody has guessed right still, pretty cool there can still be a surprise this day and age. Enjoy Battleground!

>>1504450
If this dude is "knowledgable" of who it could be, who are former women of WWE who still wrestle that aren't Maria

>>1504450
You don't know shit

>>1504364
Its Trish stratus I have it here on paper

Hey guys, I know who the mystery partner is because i'm an insider but i'm not gonna tell you who it is.

>>1504488
Is it Taeler Hendrix?
I bet it's Taeler Hendrix.

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Would mark out

>>1504493
Damn, you got it.

>>1504364
It would have to be someone that fits Sashas attitude so I'd say Trish, Nikki or Eva Marie

>>1504512
>Eva Marie
I know they're dumb as fuck but surely they're not this dumb as fuck... right?

>>1504516
What?

>>1504519
Trying to book Eva as a babyface again.

>>1504523
She would obviously turn on Sasha 2 weeks later. It'd just be a good way to have her re-debut on main roster.

>>1504530
But Eva's on Smackdown Live and Sasha's on Raw.

>>1504496
same

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desu, whoever it is, people won't care

none of the women in the company are over, even your precious bayley, you autistic faggots. She'd get crickets if she came out.

women's matches are still pissbreaks

>>1504562
Oh

>>1503601
Emma's back is fucked and it would make zero sense for her to team against her friend

What if it's Micky James? No idea what she's up to these days so don't know if that's plausible or not.

I bet it's her cousin Snoop Lion Dogg.

It's Candice Michelle

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Of course if you hang out at the performance center, you'd probably pick up the news.

Although you guys ridiculed me, I'll give you a hint
Starts with N and ends with an I

>>1504764
She passed away on an Episode of Impact, James Storm threw her under a train.

>>1504804
When will you kill yourself?

>>1504804
>actually coming back after the embarrassment suffered last time when you were proven to be a fake
kek

>>1504809
>>1504810
It's either these
Nia Jax
Naiomi
Alicia Fox

You fucking wannabe insiders.

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>>1504812
>he's still trying
see: >>1500677

>>1504812
Definitely won't be Foxy, she's on the outs in the next round of future endeavors.

>>1504815
Lmao what a loser

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>>1504815

>>1504496
the ONLY one i'd mark out for

>>1504815
Some people really don't know when to quit do they?

IM BACK....
AND BETTER THAN EVER

>>1504364
Ronda

>that bod
>those petite breasts

wtf i love sasha now

>>1503616
Holy

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Return of the Queen?

>>1503585
It's Dana Brooke

>>1504946
jesus christ this is fake right?

>>1504974
Hello new friend!

>>1504959
tenille is so fucking hot

>>1504959
>Emma returns to fight her one friend on the roster
Why?

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>>1504977
>tenille

>>1504351
beat me to it

>>1505066
More likely to be Lita than Trish since Lita is everywhere.

I guess it would be kinda fun for one night.

It's either Trish, Asuka or the Bella twin


Or....LOL...AJ

It's gonna be...

Harvina Wippleman

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>mfw it's baylay anyway

>>1503585
Who's this?

It's gonna be horseface talentless Bella.

>>1505119
But Brie retired months ago

>>1503601
Banepost

>>1505119
Hi John!

>>1505119
Bayley please. You'll escape nxt someday

Being the secret partner a surprise, only could be these options:

> An injured (Nikki Bella/Emma)
> A shocking return (Based AJ Lee)
> A legend (Lita/Trish)
> Ronda Rousey
> Bayley

>>1505130
No Asuka?

>>1505131
Why Asuka would help Sasha Banks?

She is heel at NXT

>>1505133
>NXMeme
>relevant

>>1505131
She's champion in NXT, i don't think she is going to the main roster yet.

>>1505133
No she isn't.

>>1505136
I don't either. But I think it's an option, even it's a "one night only" kinda deal.

>>1505130
I doubt Nikki is going to immediately return to the ring mere days after getting cleared. She'll probably spend a week or so in the PC getting the ring rust off

>>1505133
Asuka is Asuka. She isn't on either side of the spectrum, she's just a force of nature like Bork

>>1505175
No, she's a Face.

>>1505136
Paige debuted when still NXT champ. It's how the title got vacated & we got that awesome women's tourney in NXT.

>>1505178
Faces don't continue to harm their opponent after a match is over

>>1505178
Not but in my personal opinion she should be booked as a tweener like Brock which objectively means that she is booked as a tweener like Brock, regardless of what actually happens on NXT.

>>1505187
You need to have sex then

>>1505188
I will, and probably with a man too even though I'm not even a gay.

>>1505184
Oh, she turned? When was this, recent episode?

>>1505190
are you in prison?

>>1505175
>le Brock/Asuka comparison
>comparing anyone remotely stiff/intimidating to Brock fucking Lesnar because you're such a WWEBabby

Nah, lel

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>>1505193
>i decide who the babyface is, not the actual bookers!

>>1505204
I never said that. I just didn't catch her beating someone down post-match like a Heel.

>>1505193
At the last set of tapings. She demolished a jobber and continued to assault them after they tapped until Bayley stopped it

>>1505208
I can see them turning her full Heel and having Bayley win it back. They have literally nobody else to float the division aside from Bayley/Asuka. Everyone else is straight trash.

>>1505208
So this hasn't even aired?

>>1505198
I don't really give a shit what you think. The similarities are there and she does not act like a conventional heel or face.

>>1505218
>marks

lel, no.

>>1505043
To get her back from Charlotte. Would then work for a lesbo angle.

http://wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2016/0724/614853/spoiler-on-sasha-banks-partner-at-wwe-battleground-tonight/

Are they actually going to not be retarded for once?

>>1505278
Honestly who cares

>>1505278
>ten minute botchfest

don't think so

>>1505281
It will be at least a 14 minute botchfest.

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>>1505278
>Dana Brooke is the best wrestler between four people

>>1505283
i want the revolution meme to end, already

It's gonna be jawface.

>>1503614
>>1503616

Still mourning over your doctor getting shot while his hands were in the air?

>>1505285
Not even close

>>1504364

The Blue Meanie

>>1504815
That's sad

>>1503585
this is literally a work just to get over with the smarks.

she is still a botchmachine.

>>1504496
Why would a wrestler want to tag with Sasha Banks?

>>1505922
>AJ
>wrestler
lahmoow

>>1503585
Meltzer doesn't know shit so that isn't much of a feat. She also has the most obvious partner possible as PWI has already leaked

>>1503585
Of course they picked someone no one will guess. That's what they do with every surprise partner. They pick someone completely retarded for the situation for the sole purpose of making it impossible for people to guess for no reason.

>>1503585
>Sasha blows Cuck

I'm so hard right now

>>1505661
Who in the match is better?

>>1506585
Everyone. Dana is bottom 5 in the whole company

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>>1506665
>sasha
>better than anyone
pick only one my dude

>>1506678
Go rest your back, Emma. Dana is poo poo

>>1503721
Meltzer cares about Joshi wrestling, our womens wrestling is shit.

>>1506892
He's a Nattie and Skanks mark

>>1504812
>>1504804
You really should've stopped pretending to be a girl while you still had some dignity left no matter how small it might have been to be honest family

>>1505087
/thread

7 minute match and several botches 2*s

>>1503597
BTFO

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>>1504567

>>1504804
now they're going to photoshoop this so it looks like they predicted it right and make a new thread in a few days.

screen cap this

>>1504567
Crickets eh?

>>1504567
BTFO

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>>1504567
You were saying?

>>1503585
That body. She should do porn

>>1514421
Skin Diamond.