How do you react? How does your mom react?
Sit back and watch him try to get drunk on mouthwash and paint thinner
I wouldn't hear about it til later since I live about 500 miles away.
My mom probably calls the cops to tell them some old weird ass is yelling in her empty basement.
>>1503324
This seems like something he would actually do
>>1503313
My dad has a bar in the basement so I think he would be busy drinking everything hey have down there.
Jokes on hims, I live in the attic
>>1503303
Hit him with the dirty deeds
Shoot him dead, cause I Stand My Ground.
>>1503440
That actually sounds like a PPV title.
I would share a beer with Ric and talk about his life and career, have Ric as a friend would be a great achievement.
>>1503303
Threaten to give black tar to his remaining children.
>>1503333
quints
checked
>>1503584
quads dumb fuck
I do it.
My mom sucks his dick.