Imagine how amazing his arrival on the main roster will be.

/r/ing the
>never in my life
pasta

He's just a myth.

>>1495458
>Never in my life have I felt an energy in the building like I did when Nakamura walked out at the NXT show. It was next level shit, like a mild psychotropic drug induced state. The guy had complete unfettered control of the crowd the entire time, like some weird spazzy pro wrestling pied piper. It was amazing.
>You just have to experience it for yourself in person, I cannot do it justice with words.

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>>1495463
It's still funny
>mfw I remember being the first person to spam it
>mfw seeing some giga-austist run with it and make like 20 threads
>mfw seeing the guy who unironically posted it damage control

>>1495470

It was funny because he was genuinely serious about it.

I wonder if based Shinsuke will ever get to read it

>music drops in the middle of a Reigns promo
>As 95% of the Raw crowd don't watch NxT he'll come out to near silence.
>He'll stumble through a shitty promo in his broken english to near silence as the crowd are still trying to work out who the fuck this guy is, as creative have yet again thrown another new guy out there without any build.
>He'll have a match at the next PPV which he'll immediately lose
>He'll go straight to the midcard where he can enjoy several months of six man tag team matches that go nowhere.
>If he's lucky he might get a comedy dance segment with the Great Khali in the middle of the ring on Main Event a year down the line when creative realise he's still employed.

>>1495502
Great idea

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>>1495502

>tfw this is what will happen

>>1495502
Yeah man, just like how nobody knew who American Alpha were. Or Sami before that. Or Owens before that.

You have brain problems.

>>1495502

I worry that creative will feed him chickenshit when he does debut, hopefully the writing teams will also split so we can maybe get some accountability going if one brand starts writing actual decent stuff and the other sticks to john cena style poopy jokes

>>1495453
please have sex instead of fantasizing this shit

>>1495502
Meltzer confirmed? seems legit.

>>1495981

>implying sex will have enduce the same experience as a Nakamura entrance.

Fucking underage shits

When I met Nakamura, I bowed and said "your country makes great anime". He didn't understand, so I said "Daisuki, Nakamura, daisuki". He's a cool fellow for acknowledging my Nihongo (Japanese) skills, even though I'm just a Nihongo novice :P

>>1496158
kys weebfaggot

>>1495453
>yfw he debuts in Corpus Christi, TX to absolute silence aside from a few kids asking when John Cena will show up

When I met Roman Reigns, I bowed and said "your country makes great wrestlers". He didn't understand, so I said "Aloha, big dog, aloha". He's a cool fellow for acknowledging my Nonsensical tribal shouting (Samoan) skills, even though I'm just a Samoan novice :P

>>1496200
I also said "Daisuki, Roman, daisuki" in hopes he'd be confused and ask Nakamura for clarification. We're Nihongo (Japanese) buddies now! :O

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>>1496200
>my Nonsensical tribal shouting (Samoan)

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>>1495502
[spoiler]I can't tell what's shitposting or funposting on here any more.[/spoiler]

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>>1495502
Kekekekekekekekek