>watch NXT for the first time >see a guy called Samoa Joe

Muhammad Hassan wasn't a Muslim. He wasn't even middle eastern.

His name is fucking Nuufolau, how is he not Samoan?

>>1494662
But he is anon, how are you looking at that last name and not seeing Samoan.

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>the Rock
>is made of flesh
WTF?

>big show
>where's the show?

>>1494662
begs the question, does OP know how to read? Or does he think that because he lived in California that takes his ethnicity away from him... So by that standard, for OP all Asians living in america aren't actually ethnic Asian.

Or is it because he's not from the Ano'ai family?

>stone cold
>warm flesh

>booker t
>not a booker

>roman reigns
>samoan

>kurt angle
>not an angle

>Bork Laser
>barely uses his laser in matches

>zack ryder
>enters the ring on foot

>Darren Young
>32 years old

>Big Cass
>only 6'9"

>>1494749
Actually he has his own promotion so he does actually.

>>1494687
>>1494693
>>1494740
>>1494749
>>1494754
>>1494763
>>1494790
>>1494805
>>1494809
>>1494812
I'm dead

>>1494844
>claims to be dead
>still typing

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>>1494856
>>1494844
undertaker posts on /asp/

inb4 the undertaker isn't dead

>Heart Break Kid
>50 years old

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>Eater of Worlds
>Only eats burgers

>>1494951
>still "sexy boy"

>Neville
>Still walking on the ground, even when gravity forgotten about him

>>1494662
Lana is not Russian. Hell, she's not even white.

>>1494969
>implying russians are white

>>1494974
She's not even Eurasian.

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>Certified G
>Not a letter of the alphabet

>Smacktalker Skywalker
>Can't use the Force

>>1494951
>not my boy toy
>he totally is though

>edge
>human

>billy gunn
>not an actual gun, but he was fired

>triple h
>engaged and not even a h

>christian
>atheist

>goldust
>golden makeup

>the undertaker
>doesn't work on a cemetery

>the miz
>wtf is a miz

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>>1494662
>Nuufolau Joel Seanoa
>not Samoan

Rey Misterio is not mexican
Cesaro is not Italian
Marysse Oullet is not French
Carlito is not mexican
Kane is not a demon

>>1496593

I don't even know if this is bait.

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>>1496593
>Smacktalker Skywalker

>>1496606
Shit forget to add "We can actually see John Cena", sometimes I feel the whole wrestling might be staged

>the shield
>just three guys pretending to be mercenaries

>Evolution
>The theory of Charles Darwin its not involved in the stable

>>1496647
>new World order
They are old, only murricans watch them, and they don't give orders

>>1496647
Evolution was actually pretty fitting considering the generational gaps in the stable

Guy went to my old high school, actually. His dad runs a troupe of Polynesian dancers that come around and perform every couple years or so.

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>Claimed to be a respectable, historied and coveted World Title
>Actually held by Dean Ambrose

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>>1496775
Based Dean triggering the obese neckbeards

>animal
>was clearly human

>>1496775
kek

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>>1496775
Sethfag still upset over that (1) dirty deeds eh?