>calls himself "straight edge"
>takes Ambien
>engages in promiscuous sex
>engaged in premarital sex
>loves caffeine
>covered himself in degenerate tattoos
>branded himself with multiple corporate logos like a dumb sheep
>he thinks he has the moral highground
>he thinks he's better than other people
Is Phil "C(ookie/hicago/hick/etc.) M(onster/ade/agnet/etc.) 'The UFC Flunk' Punk" Brooks the dumbest man in professional wrestling history?
>>1481305
Hes literally autistic
He's definitely the skinny fatty cuckiest of them all
>>1481305
>Engaged in premarital sex
You didn't fall for the marriage meme, did you anon?
>>1481305
...and his belt line is a pretty poorly Photoshop too.
>>1481305
His whistle blowing interview had good points but he seems like a selfish douche imo
>>1481313
>Implying you`ll get sex either way
Its already too late, anon.
>>1481409
Don't project
>>1481305
Still a better heel than John Cena.
>>1481564
Back to the YouTube comments section you go, Phil.
I DONT SMOKE
I DONT DRINK
I DONT FUCK
AT LEAST I CAN FUCKINGTHINK
>>1481305
Hi Ryan!
>>1481305
punkĀ“s a pretty cool guy think i should watch some PPV he was in tonight
>>1481430
>le project meme
Dishonorable. Commit Seppeku now.
>>1482174
That LSD web looks pretty good
>>1482349
Your fat
>>1481590
PHIL SHILLS BTFO
>>1481305
Caffeine does not violate the straight edge lifestyle for all but the most uptight and fedora tipping ones
>>1482375
Nah
>>1481305
Hi ryan hows being an unemployed jobber
>>1482436
Yah
>tattoos and piercings
this is straight edge why?
>>1482436
ur fat
>>1483069
>muh artistic expressions as an individual
That's all I could think why he did that. I'm probably right.
>Cookie Made Punk
>>1483080
>Cookiepuss Munching Punk
>>1483080
>Cuck Me Punk
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