Hey Faggots,
My name is Phil, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was WWE Champion for 434 days, and now I'm training for my MMA career. What sports do you partake in, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s on all my drug tests, and have a banging hot wife (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
>>1480032
CM Phil would never call a woman a bitch, because he's a supreme gentleman. NIce false flag.
Holy 2009, Batman
>>1480032
N-no, you.
Phillip, Phillip, Philip...
Gone to lick your wounds in a new thread after getting completely BTFO in this one: >>1479148 ?
>>1480032
>not have a banging hot indian boy
>2009 copypaste pastas working the smarks
genius
>>1480032
Hi Phil!
>>1480032
Hi Phil!
>>1480032
>marrying a coal burner
Big Philly
>>1480343
Jay Lethal is honorary white.