>Zack Ryder defeated Alberto del Rio in a quick match when

>>1469669
BASED RYDER

>>1469669
The swerve is Rusev wins anyways.

>>1469669
>>1469677
Wait seriously?! I need some proofs right there.

>>1469669
Wow Ryder is really getting pushed. And it was almost like an squatch.

>>1469682
He most likely will but this is the biggest push Ryder has ever gotten so it is fun while it lasts.

>>1469688
Hey you!

Your Vice president doesnt support Ryder 100%

Fire him.

>>1469710
He had the US title for a bit

Oh shit League of Nation confirmed coming back together to do a 3v1 eventually

>>1469765
>Sheamus
>Dorrito
>Rusev
Oh god please don't be so.

>>1469669
The fucking state of Del Rio

>>1469768
Its either that or Del Rio turns face or Mojo debut to save Zack

>>1469774
If Mojo arrives that would be great. I heard rumors that Curt Hawkins was going to return. Maybe Ryder, Hawkins, and Mojo team up to defeat the newly formed League of Nations.

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>>1469669
I like the things I see!

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>mfw the brand split is elevating Ryder into a solid midcard player

>>1469790
Brand split couldn't have come any sooner.

>>1469790
Give him the world title and feud with Kofi they both need it to be grand slams.

Ohhh radio!

>>1469799
>Tag Champ in 2008
>US Champ & Internet Champ in 2011
>IC Champ in 2016
A stealth Grand Slam would be in order indeed.
>>1469808
Tell me everything you know!

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>>1469669
>Del Rio into a Rough Ryder

GOD KNOWS I COULD BE A ROCKSTAR!

Miz is numbah 1

>>1469799
Fucking nigger lover. Go back to Blackrifa

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>>1469669
Holy shit it's real!
Pic related has spoilers from Smackdown so watch out.

I actually had a dream last night that Ryder actually won the WWE Heavyweight title. Ain't gonna happen though lol.

>>1469839
what submission the club use on enzo and cass?

>>1469839
>Dolph I forgot he and Zack are friends now kayfabe wise maybe he'll save Zack.
>>1469848
Calf killer

>>1469848
Styles probably used the Calf Crusher on E&C.

>>1469836
have sex

>>1469839
>Dolph beats Rusev.

Ryder going over is now more likely.

>>1469854
>>1469857
oh yeah im retarded i thought it said gallows and anderson

Zack Jobber is going back to NXT soon

>>1469839
>last Smackdown spoilers ever
end of an era lads

>>1469839
My dean burying that slob KO yet again kekekekekekkekekekek

>>1469888
But a beginning of a new and great era.

Maybe.

Nice trips though.

Zak Writer gotsa TEE SHIRT

>>1469893
It was DQ so Dean jobbed to Owens TWICE in one night.

Top kek.

>based spoilerman passing the torch to Ryder on the final taped SmackDown

Guess this now makes Ryder the LiveBro. Long live the LiveBro.

>>1469839
>WWE Champion can't beat a midcarder clean
Jesus, is this title reign a fever dream? Is the WWE trying to outshit themselves from when they did Rey Mysterio's WHC run?

>>1469893
>My dean
kys you literal homosexual

>>1469908
Shut it nerd

>>1469911
Sorry midget, can't hear you from all the way down there.

>>1469912
>Engaging someone with a trip
What are you even doing, m8?

>>1469913
Shut it nerd

>>1469925
Lose weight

>>1469941
Seek sunlight

What's wrong, Carter? Why are you deleting your posts?

>>1469976
I did not delete anything what do you ever mean?

>>1469978
Finally giving up on coming up with witty replies he slump back on the stained mattress he uses as a bed.

"wut...u...mean..?" he slowly types out his breath labored as he taps the keys.

He glances up at the basement door thyrough which he can hear the faint sounds of mamás current customer grunting and groaning.

A single tear rolls down his round cheek as he turns back to the laptop and refreshes the thread.

>>1469988
Please stop shitposting on /asp/. Comments like this are uncomfortable for anons and off-topic.

>>1469978
I'm calling him out over his bullshit in /qa/ and he's erasing his posts in order to save face.
>>>/qa/589064

>>1469994
Thats just not true

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>>1469992
>working yourself into a shoot
come on carter

>>1470003
Please stop shitposting anon. Im trying to make /asp/ a fun and healthy environment for all.

>>1470008
Start by killing yourself

>>1470014
Please stop. /asp/ is a bully-free zone.

>>1470015
Then leave.

>>1470032
Im not a bully. Im a leader, and I want to lead /wwe/ to greatness.

>>1470048
You should lead your own head into a noose

>>1470052
Enough anon. Please go to /wooo/ if ya gunna be a whiny roody poo

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>>1470053
TRIGGERED!!!!!!

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IT'S HIS YEAR LADS

YEAR OF RYDER

RYDER2016

WWWYKI

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>>1470053
Explain yourself Carter. Why were you pretending to be Bretcuck?

>>1469669
A loser board pulling for a loser.
Makes sense, I guess.

>>1470161
He gets paid 600k more than you, loser lmfao

>>1470167

Carter, there's a prick on boxing forums called Rob Palmer who ruins it for everyone with his autistic spastic nonsense. You are this forums Rob Palmer. I hope you both die.

>>1470177
I'm not Carter

>>1470177
>boxing forums
There's people who shitpost about boxing of all things. That's really sad.

>>1470195
REKT

>>1470137
He has it Broski! He finally got hold of the Brass Ring.

>>1470191
Remove trip, you have proven not to be a Ryder fan.

>>1469907
to be fair
Owens is pretty much king of the mid card right now
It's only a matter of time till he's a main eventer

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> YFW he flukey rollups Rusev to win the US title
> YFW mojo gets called up and they win a tag title
> YFW he gets a flukey rollup on a world champion
>YFW when he becomes the first person to win a calendar year grand slam and a grand slam

The new theme got uploaded and it cuts most of the shit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9JW8-9lAg0
Do you like it now?

>>1471724
The really serious and intense "Woo. Woo. Woo. You know it" is laughable. It's supposed to be a silly catchphrase of a delusional guido throwing out innuendos, if you don't intend to be that kind of goofball character anymore, drop it.

>>1471760
It's an awkward in-between thing. They don't want to completely change him because fans might reject that but they want him to be taken more seriously.

>>1471760
This

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>>1469669
>won against sheamus on smackdown
>got buried in a squash by sheamus on raw
>got beat up like a bitch by Ruru after losing
>won against Dorito on smackdown
I wonder where he will go after brand split.

>>1471724
I thought he had a cool theme before, but this is even better. Is this official?

>>1471801
It's from wwe's official music page.

>>1471800
Probably okay. I'll be happy with a feud on the main card of a ppv.

>>1471800
Back to NXT hopefully, then future endeavored to TNA

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He gets to tittyfuck this.. Life is not fair sometimes

>>1472033
His tongue is pretty long, that helps explaining it.

>>1472033
You might as well wrap a wad of cash around your dick and wank with it.

>>1472033
He also probably gets most of his shit stolen while he's away and Emma is at his house alone.

>>1472153
Where do you think the Internet championship went?

>>1471800
Probably top mid card for Smackdown since he's the only guy on the entire rooster that hasn't been sidelined due to injury.

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>>1472182
At his dad's house.

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Based Ryder

Please don't ruin this WWE

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Rusev fall like communism in ninties.

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>>1472228
Pls

>>1469878

No shit Sherlock, he's basically in a player-coach role there. And this push is probably a reward for the work he's been doing for the company.

>>1472439
He'll probably get the Brooklyn Brawler treatment. Meaning that after many years working in WWE and doing the job he'll probably get promoted to corporate, but after he does his run on the main roster and NXT of course (he's still in his early 30s so it'll be awhile). Since Vince is already in his twilight years it's most likely Haitch will give him the promotion.

Or maybe not, but given his longevity in WWE it sure looks that way.

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>p-please stop Mr Ryder!! I promise not to touch you or look at Emma ever again. Your hair is far better than mine! Just please get off me!!

>>1472228
>THAT SOFT BULGE