>Looks like he's on death's door >expects to

>>1458475
Has he been living on the streets or something?

He looks terrible.

Which one's Punk

>>1458476
You know it's fucked up when Jim Norton looks more vivacious than you.

He was so happy when he signed up with ufc :(

>>1458489
know what a mean?

>>1458475
God damn Ryan, don't you sleep?
Oh, wait. That's right. You don't have a job anymore!

>>1458509
Hi Phil!

>>1458519
Hey Ryan, when's your next match?

>>1458523
Sooner than yours, Phil!

We all know you'll get "injured" within the next month!

>>1458526
This

We have to make a wager with /sp/ that if cuck man wins, /sp/ takes back /wwe/

>>1458476
>or something?

tssssssssssssssss

>>1458543
/sp/artan here, you faggots are never coming back. Why is that so hard to get through your autistic, man child heads?

>>1458475
>actually thinking Micky Gall can fight.

>>1458626
>actually thinking gall won't take down punk and tap him out within 90 seconds of the first round

>>1458631
Yeah just like Hunt did Brock...

>>1458475
Nice meme beard, Punk.

>>1458634
Nice strawman. Hunt is a knockout artist, not a wrestler. Brock clearly humped him into oblivion.

Punk is neither a wrestler nor a striker. He's an indy manlet with aspergers and a dream.

>>1458642
Brock was just hammering that Samoan coconut for all of round 3. Hunt was scared for his life.

Take a look at Gall and then talk to me about who has autism and aspergers.

>>1458650
Gall's autism isn't as strong as Punk's. Punk's autism is so strong that he's no longer friends with his bff Colt Cabana. Punk is a lost cause. AJ Lee is cucking him left and right with zero reprisal.

>>1458656
>he's no longer friends with his bff Colt Cabana
Kek, what happened

>>1458656
Punk and Colt aren't friends? There goes Punk's shot at winning...

>>1458634
Brock actually knew how to fight and his physique is that of a literal monster. Punk doesn't have an edge over Gall in any aspect of fighting whatsoever and he's a skinnyfat dweeb who will gas if he even makes it past thirty seconds.

>tfw it will probably just be a Gall humpfest since he knows he'll have the easy win that way

>>1458670
He has 5 years of training for UFC and more money for better trainers.

>>1458666
>>1458668
I'm not sure, but Punk blocked Colt on twitter (or they both unfollowed each other, but the blocking makes more sense)

They're both being sued by this doctor in WWE, the case is still pending.

Your guess is as good as mine as to why they strayed from each other, because both are douchebags in my opinion, but they are certainly no longer friends.

punk will be fine. the guy is a can. did you see mark hunt?

>>1458634
These ufc nerds were sucking on mark hunts dick so hard, I'm glad they all got pimp slapped across their face.

>>1458674
I'd like to think that, ironically, Colt, a whiny kike himself, got sick of Punk's bitching and complaining.

But it's probably something even more petty since Punk is so god damn sensitive and autistic.

>>1458656
Aj cucking him? Need details

>>1458682
It's just a meme born after we collectively proved Renee is slut with the Creampie Rumble.

>>1458682
She swallowed Jay Lethal's BBC. Anything is possible.

>>1458509
>>1458519
>>1458523
>>1458526
>>1458528
This was all me

>>1458674
How the fuck do you people know shit like this? Why do you even bother to keep up with shit like this?

>>1458475
Does Jim Norton buy his dope from crack man punk? He looks anorexic as fuck

>>1458634
To be fair, it was actually the opposite circumstance in that Brock is both younger and more skilled overall than Hunt. The only thing Hunt had going for him (apart from that Brock hadn't fought for real in years) is that he is a fantastic striker, so Brock built his strategy and training around shutting that down and thus won pretty decisively.

Phil is way older than his opponent and hasn't fought for real before ever, so I doubt he'd be more skilled at any aspect than Gall. He has basically zero chance. His best hope is to go to decision rather than getting knocked out so he doesn't look at bad.

>>1458745
Norton gets skinnier every time I see him. I bet he got AIDS from some tranny.

>>1458722
> Man children with free time

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>>1458475
>>1458656
>>1458679
>>1458682

>join UFC and feel like on top of the world
>get injured during training and become a laughing stock on the internet
>lose your debut fight with Vince, HHH, Steph, and Ryback in the audience
>become a laughing stock on the internet
>no good connections left
>wife leaves you to drain someone else's bank account
>fade into obscurity or go back to Vince

JUST

>>1458748
Linetrap?

Now that the dust has settled, can we agree that if CuckMan Phill wins, it's a definitive proof that UFC is rigged?

>>1458679
Or what's more likely is that Punk went all elitist about being so much above pro wrestling that he just cut ties with all of his former wrestling buddies. Which would correspond to what Jericho said, Punk stopped to talk to him the moment he signed with UFC.

>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Has been training the last five years to get a pink belt in Gracie Jiu Jitsu from Eve Torres. Not going well
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Malnourished, looks like a poster child for starving kids
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Wets the bed
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Everyone laughs when he tries to look tough
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Likes hockey
>Doesn't like to party
>Zero coordination
>No athleticism
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Still watches The Walking Dead
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic gluten-free diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Awful tattoos
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history

>>1458995
Looks like somebody got worked pretty hard.

>>1458475
Christ, that's Jim Norton? That's exactly what the fat Wachowski looked like before he came out as a tranny. I'm calling it right now, Norton is on mones.

>>1458746
>He has basically zero chance.
Thats being biased.

You dont know what Punk has learned and would be capable of.

Besides most people still gave Brock zero chance to beating Hunt and here we are.

>>1459282
>Besides most people still gave Brock zero chance to beating Hunt and here we are.

>most people gave Brock zero chance at beating a 42 years old past-prime fatty

W E W
E
W

Brock marks are cute

What's with the ratty-ass beard? Did Phil become a Mooselim? Seems like something he would do.

>>1459282
You lost every practice fight but 1, Phil

>>1458995
>reprisal
*Applause*

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abandoned_child_syndrome
http://www.goodtherapy.org/learn-about-therapy/issues/abandonment
http://energeticsinstitute.com.au/abandonment-trauma-grief-adult-relationships/
https://happinessweekly.org/2013/08/28/the-abandonment-complex-and-how-to-cope-with-it/
http://www.guidetopsychology.com/bpd.htm
http://www.borderlinepersonalitytreatment.com/abandonment-issues-behaviors-bpd.html
http://www.abandonment.net/abandonment-frequently-asked-questions
http://energeticsinstitute.com.au/abandonment-trauma-grief-adult-relationships/
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-many-faces-addiction/201006/understanding-the-pain-abandonment
http://psychologia.co/abandonment-issues/
https://www.jordangrayconsulting.com/2014/03/abandonment-issues/

>>1459443
Hi Phil!

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>>1459464
lol gotten to
Must have hit deep a nerve there fatty
Still crying abut Daddy leaving?

>>1459470
Hi Phillip! Hows April?