If Chris Benoit came back out of nowhere to WWE, would he receive

yep

yarp

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>>1452593
>yfw the Undertaker's music hits
>Cole:OMG it's the deadman!!!!
>Benoit comes walking down the ramp

I would find a beer bottle and smash it against my head if that actually happened.

>>1452605

Would be shit with Undertaker's music. Benoit's music is classic, heard it at a house show once and the hairs on the back of my neck stood up. Honestly it was like a composition of ruthless aggression which surmises Benoit as a wrestler.

He'd come back face and give a rousing speech before Nancy comes out on the stage and says it's time for vengeance. Suddenly, smoke rises in the ring and a hideously mutated being pops up through the canvas. It's holding a child's pillow which it wraps around an unsuspecting Benoit's face until he passes out. Nancy gets in the ring and she & Daniel stand over Chris.

>>1452593
Was just thinking about it during my shower earlier, I think it would be the same reaction as when Undertaker was pinned at Wrestlemania.

he would get booed for being a literal murderer

>>1452613
>not getting the "deadman" and dead man joke

Benoit youself

>>1452606
ur fat

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>>1452618

I understood it, it was a shit joke

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>JOHN CENA IS HERE EVERYBODY
>"GREAT TO BE HERE IN *insert name* HAHA IT'S A RAUCOUS CROWD HERE GUYS GOTTA LOVE IT"
>"NEW ERA YADDA YADDA GO THROUGH ME"
>"YOU WANT SOME, COME GET SOME"
>Camera pans to ramp
>Commentary, crowd, everyone is silent in anticipation
>30 seconds pass
>60 seconds pass
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJZp6awlL58
>yfw when

Broken Matt Hardy vs. Broken Benoit


>WE WERE DESTINED TO FIGHT IN THIS REALM

>>1452621
Sure you did, Champ. Sure you did.

>>1452619
Dude, I'm not Carter.

>>1452634
ur fat

>>1452626
>WE MUST GO TO THE SITE OF THE MURDER

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>>1452622