>N-NO MR.PUNK PLEASE PUT ME DOWN! I CAN'T AFFORD ANOTHER

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>>1449211
This is what he meant
>Hypocrit
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't stop using HGH
>Pregnant
>Entitled brat
>Can't read
>Bald
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Roid Man
>Test dodger
>HGH Belly
>Dangerous Worker
>Slaps his head to beat the demons out, just like Benoit
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>His belly is ready to pop at any second
>Faggot
>Likes traps
>Doesn't like women
>Zero coordination
>Prefers Roids to Breakfast
>HGH drips out of his mouth on every promo
>RVD Ripoff
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic non-steroid diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle meat
>Failed to take the advice from the great CM Punk
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the hospital for a checkup
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Hormone fan
>Wrote...he can't. Illiterate
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being big, no one cares
>Thinks ripping off Goldberg is cool, it is not
>Mr. I steal moves
>HGH stolen from Arnold
>Adored by beta morons
>Jobs more than Ziggler
>Cried about Punk
>Cried about his little pecker
>Cried about Titus blacking him
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about his HGH dosage not being enough
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about his salary
>Is the only person who sees talent in his jobbing
>Performs worst move set
>Booked as a monster and now losing to illegal immigrants on the daily
>Most laughable failure in WWE history

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>>1449211
>Liar
>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Doesn't like to party
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Never drew a penny
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for this theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history


>"NO MR.RYBACK!!! PLEASE!!!! IM BEGGING YO-"

>>1449214
kEK

>>1449211
That he had staff infection but the doctors told him that doesnt exist so Ryback wasted his money on staff infection research.

>>1449213
Dont forget
>Biggest accomplishment was working the pre-show.

>>1449214
Dont forget
>Won at life and gets money for literally nothing.
>Burried shitters like Reigns and Ryback.
Based.

>>1449222
>falling for the bait THIS hard

>>1449211
He meant that he wanted to be paid as much as a top guy even though he's a worthless jobber

>>1449227
Oh also
>Doesnt even try and he works smarks and anti-smarks on a daily basis.

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>>1449229
>this is a top guy

>"NO MR.GALL PLEASE DONT KNOCK ME OUT!!!"

I'm supposed to believe the pic in >>1449214 beat >>1449213 ?

>>1449238
Yes.

The lesson is dont do HGH and lead an straight lifestyle.

>>1449238
You can believe whatever you want, but it did happen.

>>1449238
>more muscles = better fighter

18+

>>1449214
>>1449232
>>1449238
>>1449250
Hi Ryan, don't you have a tumblr blog post to write about the evils of capitalism or some other whiny SJW shit?

>>1449250
Just like when Ryback could barely lift Miz.

Kek.

>>1449266
tbf Miz is a fat sandbagger

>>1449266
Ryan can barely lift anyone. He took all those roids for nothing.

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Reminder Ryback beat the GOAT. I don't care what Punk did, it will never compare.

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>>1449271
kys faggot

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=154601723

>>1449287
Ryan looks like he's about to shit himself due to the strain.

>>1449285
>>1449287
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyRd-Dhdn6c

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>>1449285

>>1449290
>posts a vid of tensai sandbagging him

>>1449293
>>1449295
Hey Ryan, when you gonna wrestle again?

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>>1449288
yeah gorilla pressing 325 lbs is so easy

take a shower
hit the weights
get a clue

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>>1449298
>325 lbs
Stay worked mark

>>1449297
>implying that he could ever wrestle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14AAjzQEOLA

>>1449301
shaq is like 2 inches taller and 325 lbs, you're telling me kane weighs less than shaq by alot? fucking mark

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abandoned_child_syndrome
http://www.couplescounselingchicago.net/7-signs-you-have-abandonment-issues-you-cant-ignore/
http://www.goodtherapy.org/learn-about-therapy/issues/abandonment
http://www.abandonment.net/abandonment-frequently-asked-questions
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-many-faces-addiction/201006/understanding-the-pain-abandonment
http://psychologia.co/abandonment-issues/
https://www.jordangrayconsulting.com/2014/03/abandonment-issues

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>>1449211

Based punk killing ryan roids reeves
classic

>>1449211
WAKE UP
I'M RYAN "THE MASTER OF THE FEED ME MORE" REEVES
ALSO KNOWN AS THE FUTURE ENDEAVORED MID-CARD JOBBER FOR LIFE

>>1449297
Hi, Phil! How about you stop being a skinny twink and learn to wrestle?
Love,
Your friend Ryan

Wow, Ryan and Phil both in the same thread!

>>1452501
Ryan telling anyone, let alone a certified GOAT, to learn to wrestle.
el o el

>>1452559
Come see me in the gym, little man.
Ryan.

>>1452512
EPIC THREAD

holy shit toasting in an epic bread

TOASTING IN BREAD OF EPICNESS

>>1449238

Yeah wrestling is unrealistic like that.

>>1449211
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mq4P9Gl7ZMI

>>1449211
Ryback is tweeting edgy because he couldn't draw a dime and was living paycheck to paycheck but now he has no paycheck