>BASED RYDER PUSH CONFIRMED Are they putting the SmackDow

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>>1448477
GRAND

SLAM

CHAMPION

WWWYKI

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Who was /lifelong/ lads?

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Eternally over, eternally the broski

woo woo woo!

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IT'S RYDERMANIA ALL OVER AGAIN LADS

WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT

>>1448646
How do you even do that fucking flip?
If ziggler worked on a gimmick half as hard as he does for his bumps, he would be the top guy

>>1448650
Ziggler will never be the top guy while Vince & HHH are in-charge.

>>1448645
I've never stopped believing.

WWWYKI

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>>1448694
I think meme magic was behind all this.

>>1448477
No, your indy manlet darling will keep jobbing to true superstars

kys nerd

>>1448704
>indy manlet
>Zack Ryder

This is full retard even for anti-smark cucks

>>1448704
>indy manlet
Anon.

>>1448712
anti-smarks love the broski you faggot

>>1448716
;-)

>>1448722
>>1448724
>>1448719

>>1448732
See >>1448730

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>>1448732

>>1448477
His new theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjLRANel1pc

Hopefully they cut the intro.

>>1448477
They apparently changed up his gear slightly as well.

Can someone explain to me why this guy is so liked

He looks like the biggest douchenozzle imaginable

He's like Enzo put with a better wardrobe

>>1449793
Hard luck broski who wants to achieve his dream as the over wrestler in WWE despite Vince's unbridled hatred towards him.

>>1448477
Nope, just Vince teasing you again

>>1449793
wwe has tried to bury him for years but he remains over

>>1449832
Please no anon. Don't say that.

If that unfortunately happens then Ryder will just get even more over after burial's burial burial.

Although I'm still left to wonder as to why they didn't give Swagger the win since he's The All American.

>>1449793
Three words:
WEW
WEW
WEW

>>1449843
YOU
KNOW
IT

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>>1448477
>Genuine
>Legit
>Appreciative of all support
>Brave
>6'3"
>ZACKED
>Alpha broski
>Has earned everything he's gotten
>Got himself over without any help
>Cares only about WWE and its fans
>Fights through the low times for the highs
>Electrifies the audience after being off TV for a year
>Is paid millions a year just to not shoot on WWE
>Eats five pounds of meat daily
>WOO WOO WOO
>Can outdrink Mojo Rawley any weekend
>Muscles rivaled only by his own father
>Fucks any woman on the roster for fun
>Trashes ex-gf hoeski with a hit single earning him millions more
>Has the undisputed best looking missile dropkick
>Emma gets wet seeing his toy collection
>Undefeated against cancer
>Physique that makes Kevin Owens cry to sleep every night
>Made broskis popular six months before Jersey Shore ever aired
>Saved the 4th of July
>Drinks beer and gets a girl he likes
>Audience is drawn to him everytime he speaks
>Is a literal phenomenon, biggest since Stone Cold
>First and longest reigning Internet Champion
>His ZR merch is constantly sold out
>New wrestlers take inspiration from him
>No wrestler has ever hated him
>Dwayne "The Cuck" Johnson cried because of Zack chants
>Schedule is wrestle, exercise, party, fuck
>Spent his "indie" years in WWE
>Wrote the book on how to use social media
>Connects with sincerity
>Has his back shaved by the GOAT Chris Jericho
>Kevin Owens jerks off thinking about Zack banging Emma
>Theme song is loved all over the world
>Broski Boot is wholly original and gets chants every time
>Rough Ryder is the most protected finisher in history (look it up)
>Appeals to both marks and smarks- literally cannot lose
>Got over as Edgehead and won Tag Title
>Got over as the Broski and won US Title
>Fought through burial
>Fought through burial's burial
>Still over
>Won IC Title at the largest Wrestlemania ever
>Elbro Drop is the best elbow drop since the Macho Man
>All this and is still younger than the TNA and NJPW has-beens being brought in

Give him back his intercontinental belt, Miz doesn't deserve it.

>>1449859
Miz is one of the only heels that can actually get heat. He's doing a good job in my opinion.

BASED BROSKI!

HOESKIES BTFO
BASED WOO WOO WOO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0Pm9d5I3Gg
Based new theme

>>1448477
>won on smackdown
>against sheamus
>on a show that doesn't matter
he's getting squashed on raw(or superstars). smackdown wins don't matter until july 19

>>1449974
It's better than nothing m8. It's a clean win on someone who was a champ a few moths ago. Normally he would spend his time on Smackdown jobbing to Baron Corbin, Rusev or KO.

>>1449974
>winning pin in main event on terrible raw
>won clean on smackdown
>new gear
>new theme

you're delusional if you don't think this is going to be a push

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>>1449966
>mfw
it's shit

>>1449966
This is actually like 5 years old, it was just never used, they re-recorded it

>>1449995
Fuck you, it's infinitely superior

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>>1449995
You take that back hoeski!

>>1449966

That intro is the worst thing I have ever heard.

>>1450071
It's not uncommon for WWE to edit the songs down for the entrance theme. They did it with the Miz's theme which was actually done by the same band.

>>1449862
>Miz is one of the only heels that can actually get heat.
That´s getoffmytv heat.

>>1450089
That's debatable. You could argue that all heat these days is getoffmytv heat. Roman definitley get's that though.

I think he could actually be a good Number 2 Champ for the Smackdown brand.
No reason not to give it to him. That Title should be more experimental, and handed out to guys with fan-backing for pops.

>>1450104
They would need to legitimize it first. Maybe give it to AJ for a while then eventually get round to Ryder.

>>1450114
Yeah, I fully expect Cena to have the first reign. Maybe even a tournament to crown the first champ, resulting in AJ/Cena 2 at SS.
But after it gets passed around the top card a little, that's when they can start getting fun with it and using it to dish out rubs.

>IT'S HIS TIME GUYS EVEN THOUGH WE SAY IT EVERY WEEK FOR THE PAST 5 YEARS
it's cool to be a fan of something but don't let your brain rot

>>1449966

Atrocious

>>1448477
shut the fuck up

>>1450143
At least we're not Deanmarks.

>>1449966
That intro is god-awful. The song itself is fine. Hopefully they don't use the intro on TV.

>>1450096
>That's debatable.
It isnt.

Miz current run has sunk the IC title when it was getting relevant and the only reason he gets heat is because he is killing the title.

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>>1450013
Intro is shit m8. The rest is a straight improvement though.

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>>1449966
Sounds worse than Cesaros

>>1450397
Miz has gotten plenty of legit heat in his promos in the recent and far-future. But you can't really expect him to get any consistently when he doesn't show up.
He only gets pac heat because he's not active enough to turn it. That's not on him, he's shown he can plenty of times in the past.

>>1449966
This is so obnoxiously awful and it fits him 200%. I hope they push this "bro" gimmick through the roof and just go full retard with it.

>It even has screamo in the song

wew wew wew lads

>>1450523
>in the recent
Like?

He was consistent during Ryback IC run and he was still forgetable.

>>1450611
Any time he cuts a promo, usually. He does well to get the crowd against him.
But a particular, note-worthy segment? His one MizTV "Redneck Rookie" promo against AJ was fucking excellent, back when AJ was new. Miz got the crowd fucking roaring for AJ when he needed it pretty badly.

>>1450618
AJ then punched a tooth out of his head

>>1450653
Yeah.
Working his colleagues. Based.

woo woo woo

>>1449862

While that's true, he still has zero business actually holding a Championship at this point under pretty much ANY circumstance, let alone when disappearing for a couple months for film some shit movie.

The only reason Miz gets heat is because he's shit.

His promos suck and his matches are worse.

>>1448477
>watching old PPVs from 2008-09
>Ryder was one of Edge's lackeys

What the actual fuck?

>>1451349
He along with curt hawkins were members of a stable with edge and vickie called la familia

>>1451411
Why did a bunch of white guys call themselves that if only a single member was a mestizo ?

>>1451681
Vickie was on power trip

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