This guy is more over than deanetty, your supposed WWE champion.

WOO WOO WOO!

>>1444483
you wish

>>1444483
The second Ryder stops being the underdog people will turn on him.

>>1444499
This

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>>1444483
>Creative: Vince, we're expecting the lowest rated Raw due to it falling on July 4th, what do you want us to do?
>Vinny: Hahaha well, we're gonna get Zack Ryder and put him in the main event...
>Creative: You want him the first eliminated in a tag match?
>Vinny: No no, we'll give him a push by letting him make the winning pin
>Creative: O-oh...
>Vinny: Then we'll kick him back to Superstars!!
>Creative: 10/10 booking as always, Mr. McMahon!!!
>Vinny: HAHAHAFUCK/WOO/HAHAHA

>>1444483
All rise for America´s anthem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJzuTAwkdp4

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>>1444496
Gonna delete your post again Deanmark?

>>1444524
I didn't delete anything what u mean?

>>1444533
you deleted the whole thread. are you actually the mod

>>1444524
He fucking deleted the thread top kek

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>>1444533
You know there's an archive, right?

>>1444543
holy shit what's the /asp/ archive? link?

Carter, you make me ashamed to be an Ambrose fan. I wish you'd fuck off to reddit.

>>1444558
>>1444543
nvm found it senpai

>>1444499
This

>>1444489

YOU KNOW IT!

What's happenin' fellow Broski, haven't noticed your trip in awhile.

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>>1444593
Doing well. Here broski have a compilation!

>>1444679
Wow, you instantly just became as cancerous as carter. Fuck off to /woo/.

Wait, are you carter? did i just get worked?

>>1444743
Feeling salty Carter?

>>1444483
hes a meme

Im surprised ryder has lasted this long, jersey shore isnt even relevant anymore.
I will give ryder props for being the first wrestler to embrace and use the internet to get over, he of course then got fucking buried by HHH for this innovation.
If ryder ever gets fired the shoot interview will be fucking epic

>>1444792
A) Ryder isn't even from Jersey Shore
B) his gimmick predates Jersey Shore

Zack = ratings, if they give him more screen time and make him shoot promos the ratings go up.

>>1444792

Based Ryder will make over half a million per year for the rest of his WWE career, until he gets too old to do it. All because Vince and Haitch don't want him to tell all. And he'll bang Emma the entire time.

>>1444760
meme is good

BASED RYDER WINS AMERICA

GET THIS MANS FACE ON SOME MONEY

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>Genuine
>Legit
>Appreciative of all support
>Brave
>6'3"
>ZACKED
>Alpha broski
>Has earned everything he's gotten
>Got himself over without any help
>Cares only about WWE and its fans
>Fights through the low times for the highs
>Electrifies the audience after being off TV for a year
>Is paid millions a year just to not shoot on WWE
>Eats five pounds of meat daily
>WOO WOO WOO
>Can outdrink Mojo Rawley any weekend
>Muscles rivaled only by his own father
>Fucks any woman on the roster for fun
>Trashes ex-gf hoeski with a hit single earning him millions more
>Has the undisputed best looking missile dropkick
>Emma gets wet seeing his toy collection
>Undefeated against cancer
>Physique that makes Kevin Owens cry to sleep every night
>Made broskis popular six months before Jersey Shore ever aired
>Parties every night
>Drinks beer and gets a girl he likes
>Audience is drawn to him everytime he speaks
>Is a literal phenomenon, biggest since Stone Cold
>First and longest reigning Internet Champion
>His ZR merch is constantly sold out
>New wrestlers take inspiration from him
>No wrestler has ever hated him
>Dwayne "The Cuck" Johnson cried because of Zack chants
>Schedule is wrestle, exercise, party, fuck
>Spent his "indie" years in WWE
>Wrote the book on how to use social media
>Connects with sincerity
>Has his back shaved by the GOAT Chris Jericho
>Kevin Owens jerks off thinking about Zack banging Emma
>Theme song is loved all over the world
>Broski Boot is wholly original and gets chants every time
>Rough Ryder is the most protected finisher in history (look it up)
>Appeals to both marks and smarks- literally cannot lose
>Got over as Edgehead and won Tag Title
>Got over as the Broski and won US Title
>Fought through burial
>Fought through burial's burial
>Still over
>Won IC Title at the largest Wrestlemania ever
>Elbro Drop is the best elbow drop since the Macho Man
>All this and is still younger than the TNA and NJPW has-beens being brought in

>>1444743
leave my man alone

>>1444950
he uses some of his offtime to go wrestle with mojo in nxt for the hype bros

only guy consistently pulling double duty

>>1444760

All wrestlers are memes. No exceptions.

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The only reason why Zack even still has a job in the E right now is because he's the modern day Brooklyn Brawler

THE top jobber

He needs to teach newbies how to "WWE Style" hence why he is always willing to take a paycut to head over to NXT

>Sculpted like a literal greek god
>Not WWE champion

Fuck you vince

>>1444968
The modern day brooklyn brawler is Heath Slater, Heath is the literal god of modern jobbers

See: Him putting all those old legends over

>>1444972
Nice job quoting the wrong person, did your fat obese fingers get in the way?

>>1444960

Based Ryder will take his experience as a player-coach and train the next generation of WWE talent at the performance center when he eventually retires. He has a job for life with WWE.

>>1444968
This hes a jobber for life

>>1444976
You're a fat cunt

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>>1444972

Hi Deancuck! Did Deanetty raise ratings over 4.0 tonight? Also, will you delete this post just like all the other posts you deleted tonight?

Delete everything, Deancuck. Delete your life. No one will miss you.

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>>1444976
Salty Carter?

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>>1444972
HE DELETED ANOTHER ONE
I agree he is a jobber for life
because that's what he wants to be
watch it's gonna come out he asks not to be pushed just so he is perma over
thanks for ruining liking dean for everyone else

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>>1444979
Jeezus ya seem very upset

If I got paid 600,000 dollars a year to put over talent on a consistent basis I would be the happiest man alive

On top of it I get to fuck a cool, fit, Australian woman who's not bad looking, shit man.

>>1444950
He also saved Independence Day.

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>>1444976

I see you deleted the first post I responded to in this thread. Let's see if you do it again.

Hi Deancuck! Did Deanetty raise ratings over 4.0 tonight? Also, will you delete this post just like all the other posts you deleted tonight?

Delete everything, Deancuck. Delete your life. No one will miss you.

>>1444950
I saw festus trying to tip off Zack's gimmick today too. He put -ski at the end of his lines. Festus is no certified broski until Zack wills it

>>1444995
>post yfw Deancuck is Matt Hardy and he's deleting Brother Nero next

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We finally did it, broskis.

>>1445010
>that lil naitch in the corner
jej

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>>1445010
God bless America!

>>1445010
Ryder and Rusev are the greatest American heroes on the roster
Face turn hard working immigrant Rusev and Ryder tag team as the American heroes when?

>>1445017
Naitch really fucked up tonight.

>dqing ko for hitting his teammate (cesaro did the same thing and didnt get dqed)
>dqed Kane for hitting a dqed ko

Lets settle this

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>>1444950
>>Drinks beer and gets a girl he likes
>Dwayne "The Cuck" Johnson cried because of Zack chants
>Schedule is wrestle, exercise, party, fuck
Kekked

>>1445022
>Not being strict with the rules to thin the herd on a cluster fuck match making your job as referee easier.

>>1445045
Cesaro didn't use a steel chair
Kane and KO did

>>1445045
>>Not being strict with the rules to thin the herd on a cluster fuck match making your job as referee easier.

>>1447228
hi lil naitch!

Yki

>>1444970
Heath Slater is the king of the jobbers. No only did he put all those legends over but he was the only person to be "injured" during the food fight last night and it had the whole locker room walking out and laughing at him before the KO thing.