>Seth Rollins would be Austin-tier over as a FACE. >Cesaro

>>1442501

All correct except for these.

>Women's wrestling is just as good as the mens.
>Sasha Banks is hotter than Becky Lynch.

>>1442663
>Women
these creatures are only good at 3 things in life: getting fucked, cooking and jobs that have them sitting down administering shit...

>>1442501
>Seth Rollins would be Austin-tier over as a FACE.
Not Austin over but most over in the company.
>Cesaro would be a star if Vince gave him a chance.
Would have to be booked perfectly at this point, after making him look like a fucking goof for so long. Could have made him a star post Andre Battle win, though.
>Charlotte is secretly a man.
Wat?
>Sami Zayn vs. Kevin Owens is the Stone Cold/Rocky of our Era.
They don't believe that, but the ROH feud was just as good as Stone Cold/Rocky
>Women's wrestling is just as good as the mens.
They don't believe that, and it's obviously false
>Sasha Banks is hotter than Becky Lynch.
The IWC believes that? Also obviously false.
>John Cena and Roman Reigns are terrible wrestlers.
Cena used to be terrible but is a solid B+ now. Roman went from an F two years ago to a C now.

>Cesaro would be a star if Vince gave him a chance.
No star uses an uppercut 379.5 times per match
>Women's wrestling is just as good as the mens.
Dana Brooke and Summer Rae sure are killing it
>Sasha Banks is hotter than Becky Lynch.
>>Implying that horses look better than my sweet Becky
>John Cena and Roman Reigns are terrible wrestlers.
John Cena is literally based.

Literally shown that IWC is retarded

>Seth Rollins would be Austin-tier over as a FACE.
Austin-tier is a stupid, loaded descriptor, but yes, Seth would be ridiculously over as a face.
>Cesaro would be a star if Vince gave him a chance.
This is true. He'd have to drop the stupid uppercut train spot, though.
>Charlotte is secretly a man.
I hadn't considered it but I'm not ready to rule it out, either.
>Sami Zayn vs. Kevin Owens is the Stone Cold/Rocky of our Era.
Again, stupid loaded descriptor, but it is a great feud.
>Women's wrestling is just as good as the mens.
The booking is equally awful, that's for sure.
>Sasha Banks is hotter than Becky Lynch.
Eh. Neither of 'em does a lot for me.
>John Cena and Roman Reigns are terrible wrestlers.
Roman is average, weighed down by his need to take a nap in every match. BMJ is based and anybody who doesn't see that now is an idiot.

>>1446587
>Brings up uppercut
>Never mentions this is just WWE' s shitty way of trying to get people over by limiting they're movesets so that you can easily identify them
>Top fuckin kek

>Cesaro
>Star

He cuts a promo with the same amount of charisma as a wet mop you dumb fucking smarks

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>>1443891
Most women are shit at cooking. That's why every upscale restaraunt I have bartended has been dude lead cooks and mostly men in position. Women are literally only good at making babies but are even shit parents.

>seth would be austin tier

Stopped reading right there. Seth couldn't touch Austin's legacy in his wildest dreams.

>>1444248
>>1446599
It really is amazing the incredible scenario they walked into and completely ignored with Seth.
And it's not even for the dude's merits, just the pure circumstance.
>out with injury
>hard-working champ who earned fan respect
>lots of sympathy
>comes back in the middle of a reviled babyface's title run
>literally the most saviour-mode entry-point possible
>they decide to squander it