>Kawaii >Greatest female wrestler in the world >Cute

because alexa bliss is

>>1438020
Yeah she's pretty good

>>1438020
If she spoke more English she might be.

She is though

>>1438020
>looks 24
lol no

>>1438020
She's a huge westaboo

I want to marry Asuka!

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>>1438020
Reality: she's a sub-par worker with a shitty attitude who got herself blackballed from many joshi promotions for being a whiny cunt who thinks Joshi should turn into WWE Diva garbage...there's no bigger fan of Kana than herself

>>1438053
>worker
>thinks he knows the performers personally
>"kana"
>thinks he understands anything about a business hes not a part of
Literally the worst kind of smark

>>1438053
Wow. Never heard this opinion before.

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>>1438053
Get a load of this enlightened gentleman

>greatest female wrestler in the world
>not Ivelisse

>>1438113
Correct. Not her

>Kawaii
I can agree

>Greatest female wrestler in the world
Not greatest currently, but she is up there

>Cute accent
Ehhhh...... she needs to talk more, otherwise it's just broken english of fed one liners

>Tight Asian Pussy
I can believe it, in the indie and J scene she rarely was seen with any men or "male rats"

>Does live-action yuri
And videos too

>Not corrupted by western pig culture
Oh yes she has

>Better on the mic than Roman Reigns
Well that's almost anyone

>Strong foot game
I agree

>Dresses up like a Nazi for fun
It was a gimmick

>Doesn't fall for Jewish trickery
WWE is a part Jewish run company so I dunno about that in the large picture of things

>Likes anime
Yup

>34 but looks 24
Ehhh she looks 30

>Frequently molests other girls in the ring
Yup

>Better technical wrestler than Chris Benoit
Let's not get crazy now

>Can handle the pressure, will never snap and kill her own family
She is pretty chill

>Obedient feminine housewife in the kitchen
I don't know about that, she is pretty alpha

>Freak in the bedroom
It's possible

>Can beat up your bullies with her MMA knowledge
Well she can legit beat up any woman
I dunno about men

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I want to have my first kiss with Asuka

I want to take off her wrestling boots and rub her feet after every match she has

>>1438651
God me too. I want to be her dutiful husband that looks after the house while she is at work

>>1438020
have sex.

>>1438714
GET WORKED
GET WORKED
GET FUCKING WORKED KID

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>>1438020
Wouldn't call her the "Greatest female wrestler in the world," she's past her prime now but she's still legit one of the best in North America right now, and without a doubt the absolute best in WWE. There are younger wrestlers in Japan like Kairi Hojo and Io Shirai who are debatable just as good or maybe better.

>Not corrupted by western pig culture
Asuka is a well documented Ameriboo, fan of dadrock and western videogames.

>34 but looks 24
Maybe not that young, but she does look younger than her age. But she's Asian and that's the positive stereotype they get: they look younger than their actual age.

>>1438560
>I can believe it, in the indie and J scene she rarely was seen with any men or "male rats"

I'm not sure with all joshi promotions, but I believe in some like Stardom, they are forbidden to date sort of like Korean and Japanese idols are by their record labels. It may just be a thing with some promotions are wrestlers within these promotions that aren't adults. Might not apply to Asuka though.

But yeah OP, Asuka is already my main girl. If you just watch WWE/NXT and she isn't your main girl, you've got shit taste. There's nobody in the promotion above her.

>>1438020
Can confirm all of this is true.

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Legit 10/10 beautiful

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>>1439018
>kana

>>1438817
>Asuka is a well documented Ameriboo, fan of dadrock and western videogames.
There is no way she could be any more of a neckbeard's wet dream

>>1439032
needs a fedora

>>1439028
If only I wasn't a skinny mediocre man
then I would be able to have Asuka wet dreams

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>>1439032
When are we getting a heel, business suit wearing Corporate Asuka?

>>1438020

Who wants an obedient housewife in the kitchen?

Otherwise, sure.

>>1439053
when she learns to speak english

>>1439083
Vintage housewives are top tier women lad

>>1438020
I have yet to see high enough quality pictures of her feet to judge them

>>1439083
Fuck off back to Tumblr.

>>1438020
>Better technical wrestler than Chris Benoit
Who?

>>1438053
This is some sophisticated bait right here.

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>>1438020
>>Greatest female wrestler in the world
keep telling yourself that, nxt babby

>>1439677
The best bait is the truth, but you say it like a complete asshole and exaggerate the situation.

>>1439018
That's one of the best photos I've seen of her since she came to WWE. Figures that it would be a fan photo.

>>1438817
>and without a doubt the absolute best in WWE
I would say Nicola Glencross (Nikki Storm, hasn't had an official WWE name yet) is better than her.

>>1439087
We had corporate Tajuri and he only spoke Japanese. A wise man indeed.

>>1439773
ICW fan here (I've seen a few of her Stardom matches too). Nikki is a solid wrestler and certainly better than most of the female talent on NXT, but she's not better than Asuka. And she doesn't have a distinctive shoot, grappling or technical style like Asuka does. It's just paint by the numbers wrestling.

>>1438020
While I do like Asuka a lot. I like Carmella more.

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2kawaii

>>1439960
Carmella looks pretty much like Charlotte with heavier eye makeup and none of the wrestling talent.

I just want her to stiffkick the fuck out of me.

>>1438020
>>Kawaii
Lol she's ugly , also kys weebcuck
>>Greatest female wrestler in the world
You misspelled Chyna
>>Cute accent
No, is horrible
>>Tight Asian Pussy
How would you know? You have never seen one
>>Does live-action yuri
Porn is for betas
>>Not corrupted by western pig culture
Lmao that's why she's not working in USA right
>>Better on the mic than Roman Reigns
Nope
>>Strong foot game
Nope
>>Dresses up like a Nazi for fun
Aka mental retardation
>>Doesn't fall for Jewish trickery
/pol/ you have to go back
>>Likes anime
Pathetic
>>34 but looks 24
No , she looks 40
>>Frequently molests other girls in the ring
That's not a good point
>>Better technical wrestler than Chris Benoit
Nope
>>Can handle the pressure, will never snap and kill her own family
We will see
>>Obedient feminine housewife in the kitchen
How would you know? You sound like a r9k fag
>>Freak in the bedroom
How would you know?
>>Can beat up your bullies with her MMA knowledge
I dont have any

>>1439998
>t. FedoRamen

>>1439018
I'd like to put some black paint on my micropenis and draw her facepaint

>>1440002
t. weebfag mad that i said the truth about his waifu

>>1438040
She really is. She digs a lot of metal and hard rock.
Fuck she's perfect.

>>1439053
>heel
>corporate suit asuka
pick one

>>1439998
>took the time to reply to every single anecdote

Begging you to find something better to do with your time, like have sex.

>>1440006
>doesn't even bother denying that he's FedoRamen

>>>/trash/

>>1440064
>implying i dont have a gf like the smark neckbeards that white knight a chink on 4chan
>>1440065
>namecalls
>gets btfo
>f-fedora
Have sex dude

>>1440078
Putting marmalade on you knob and having your mum's cat lick you off doesn't count as a girlfriend, m8. Please have consensual sex with a woman.

>>1440091
Sounds like you know a lot about it.
Please leave your basement and seek a partner

Just downloaded a torrent of 100 Kana matches tbch

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Tsukka is best girl

>>1440078
Nobody's ever gonna take you seriously ya silly twit

>>1440188
L-link?

>>1440217
http://www.xtremewrestlingtorrents.net/details.php?id=138142

>>1440224
>http://www.xtremewrestlingtorrents.net/details.php?id=138142
This pack also contains her gravure vids (softcore lingerie modeling type stuff)
I will be seeding this pack for a long time
So get on it fags

>>1438020
As a Japanese person, not blinded a irrational idolatry of all thing Japanese and my own virginity, I find her appauling.

>>1440224
>>1440351
>This is absolutely amazing. Thanks a lot! Warning from past experience: the gravure segments will change your perception of Kana. Not necessarily in a bad way, however, you will view her in a different light.
Jesus fucking Christo.

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>>1439763
Get out of here Rossy

>>1440373
You sure are blinded by projection though

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>>1440373
>bitter nip got rejected by whitey

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>Tajiri and Asuka in WWE 2016

INTERGENDER REMATCH WHEN?

We want equality, Vince!

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unironically bought all of Asuka's solo gravure/match dvds. Might invest in the Sadistic Tails one later.

>>1440602
so cute... I hope they let her bring cuteness to the main roster and don't just make her generic asian bitch

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>>1440636

She should be cutesy/lewd when face and nazi clown when heel.

>>1440602
They've wrestled each other before

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>>1440662

That's why I said Rematch

>>1440602
I cant watch this, too cute...

>>1440602
>women's '''wrestling'''
thought nips were supposed to be good you neckbeards

>>1440640
Man I wish WWE was still TV-14 so Asuka could do lewd things with her opponents again

>>1440613
>buying when you can just torrent
why

>>1438020
She hasn't done the stinkface in WWE yet brudda

>>1444828
Those poor amiibos.

>>1439998
Chyna's not in the world anymore senpai

>>1441529
What's it like being a poor fag and probably a nigger as well?

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new colors

>>1444828
I would like to see Asuka's Amiibo collection. Wonder if she has golden mario and other really rare amiibo.

>>1445146
i dislik the random green highlights.

>>1444893
>this salty that he's a cuck too dumb to spend money wisely

>>1445146
Jesus Christ that is horrible

>>1445146
I wonder if she gets her pubic hair dyed as well

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Goddess.

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>>1438053

Staggering wealth of knowledge there. So I take it your a hipster smark?

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>>1439643

>>1445450
He's a neo anti mark

>>1445450
no he's just a mark trying to do a bad Jim Cornette impression