>barely an ounce of muscle on his little midget body >could

But he has his indie Goy Thai flip kicks!

>>1430502
>>1430517
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abandoned_child_syndrome
http://www.couplescounselingchicago.net/7-signs-you-have-abandonment-issues-you-cant-ignore/
http://www.goodtherapy.org/learn-about-therapy/issues/abandonment
http://www.abandonment.net/abandonment-frequently-asked-questions
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-many-faces-addiction/201006/understanding-the-pain-abandonment
http://psychologia.co/abandonment-issues/
https://www.jordangrayconsulting.com/2014/03/abandonment-issues/

>>1430502
Wrestling was better when marks stayed in the audience

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>>1430676

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>>1430502
What happened?

>>1430708
Got to the big time and didn't have to work anymore.

I see you guys are still talking about me.

>>1430676
>another Jim Cornette quote
You people are hilarious
Just regurgitating any shite you see old timers say in shoot interviews without actually understanding it what it means

>>1430736
Hi Phil, have you taken a shower, hit the weights and gotten a clue yet?

>>1430752
>constatnly posts as if he is speaking directly to Punk
This is how you live out your revenge fantasies isn't it?
Who hurt you Deancuck
Who abandoned you like Piunk did
Tell us
Let it out.

>>1430502
That was his gimmick
He was constantly going on about how he didn't ever do drugs and within the context of wwe that's implying that everyone else has (HGH etc)

>>1430760
Hi phil. Can i have a go at April?

It's called ring psychology you drooling retard

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>>1430849
>It's called ring psychology you drooling retard

>>1430816
Be serious for a minute man.
cmon no gimmicks.
Just tell me.

>>1430856
Hope ya dont get """injured""" again before your fight Phil

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Please understand

And to me it always looked weird. Like, I can accept fat people could go and be atletic, but he looked horrible and out pf shape

>>1430860
Hang on are you literally incapable of having normal conversation?
Drop the gimmick for a minute man cmon.
Let's talk about Dean.

>>1430866
Hows april Phil? Hope she aint too stretched out

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>>1430880
You forgot your trip
Cmon man I just wanna talk to the guy behind the gimmick
Here have this rare Dean to show you I mean well

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>phil

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>>1430502
>Cena going toe to toe with Lesnar
This should've also ruined your experience.

>>1430887
Tell April i said hi Phil

>>1430887
Hows life going Phil

>>1430502
His character was that he was experienced and knew what he excelled at. He never outmuscled Ryback or Cena because he couldn't he had to talk shit and run away for most of his heel run. He could do strikes and he could do submissions and every once in a while he'd manage to steal a win because he had ring awareness.
I believe of the two Bryan was always portrayed as the more technically sound but Punk was the vet who had been around the block.

>>1430962
This.
CM Punk, objectively speaking, is one of the GOAT.

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>Ryback
>functional strength

>>1430983
Yeah, i guess it's only function is to lift heavy metal up and down for sets and reps

Watching the feud with Punk makes me think it was probably the feud Cena enjoyed the most in the last half a dozen years.

>>1430816
CM Punk is not browsing /asp/ retard also stop calling me Phill I heard he hates that.