How is he so agile for 260lbs? Is it his diet or is he just

You realize just because someone's fat doesn't mean they can't be agile or flexible.

See: NFL linemen

Though it doesn't come as a shock that /asp/ is as retarded as they are considering they listen to a fat mexican tripfag on a daily basis.

He has 11 years experience. It honestly makes NO sense that he hasnt lost any weight considering how hard he goes in the ring. Im convinced WWE wants to keep him fat

>>1414617
He used to be a lot thinner in his Ring of Honor, if you go back to Steen vs AJ Styles he was pretty thin, he even wore tight legging back then.

But yeah at this point I'm sure it's just part of his image

>>1414617
Hard to lose, easy to gain.
You can work out for an hour, then regain it in a minute with a sudden bout of snacking.
His position's cemented, and he clearly has the backing of some powerful people; you can bet there're a few bouts of snacking dotted through his day, based on his prior statements that food is a vice for him.

Well lets see

>Constantly on the road
>Constatly doing house shows
>Hasn't taken time off since being in the company

Try losing weight with these 3 things tying you down.

>>1414612
How can /asp/ suck so much Owens cock?

Is it that their diet must consist of fat guy semen or are they juat naturally born cocksuckers?

>>1414615
This.

Rikishi was insanely light on his feet for such a large man. So was Vader in his prime. Being fat doesn't mean you can't be fast or agile.

>>1414615
>>1414707
Indeed. It is a much bigger burden on your body, but nowhere near impossible.

>>1414617
He loves cakes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yY0q47TA6o4

>Kevin Owens and Bray Wyatt have better cardio than most of the active roster

>>1414612

Being shorter helps. It's why most gymnasts are short, it allows you to rotate faster.

>>1414623

This is bullshit. I'm a pro golfer on mini tours and junk. Over the winter, all I do is eat as much as possible and lift, golfing when the weather permits. I weighed 237 lbs in February.

Now that I'm on the road and golfing all the goddamn time, I'm 220 and still losing weight, in spite of shit like getting a half gallon of whole milk at a Wal Mart to chug in the hotel room. Traveling sucks, and it SHOULD cause weight loss.

Maybe the WWE just has better catering than the SwingThought Tour.

>>1414703
Keep getting worked.

>>1414778
WWE catering is full of cakes

>>1414612
He is the GOAT.

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>>1414795
>He is the GOAT.

>>1414711
YOU EATING GROUND CAKE GIRL. HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR YO'SELF

>>1414798
>Likes Dean Ambrose
>Has the audacity to call anyone else a fedora

>>1414798
Not the same guy, but he is the best on the roster right now

>>1414612
He isn't that big. He is a manlet that just has a huge gut. He looks like a fan.

True big men were guys like Vader and Bam Bam. Who shit all over KO in every way.

He's used to his body. I'm about KO's size and can do pretty crazy things on a basketball court. If he were to actually lose weight he'd be phenomenal.

>>1414707
Owens is on a different level than them, to be fair. (though they both are on a different level of fat, sooo.)

>>1414965
>Owens a better worker than Vader

18+

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>>1414966
This. Vader was way fatter than Owens and still did a better moonsault.

>>1414966
Didn't mean better worker, (though they're comparable) but just more agile and jumpy.

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>>1414975

>>1414922
>>1414965
>>1414974

Vader compared himself to him. Called him a shorter version of him. Was pretty awesome.. I think it was on twitter. He was mirin his moonsault

>>1414965
Owens is also only 266lbs.
Vader and Rikishi both had like 100lbs on Owens.

>>1414974
>this flop is supposed to be better than Owens in the OP
Thanks for proving that Owens hate is just a meme

>>1414786
What are you talking about? Owens is over rated as fuck

>>1414619
>He used to be a lot thinner in his Ring of Honor
He also used to be a lot fatter. He left ROH for a while when Corny was running things and returned thinner.

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Even Vader could do a moonsault.

>>1415189
Best heel in the company is overrated lol

>>1415076
>>1415035
Owens is a Manlet. Vader is almost 400 pounds

>>1415234
>Manlet is now is used for someone of weight lower then 400 pounds
Please stop posting

>>1415205
is cesaro the designated yoshi tonic taker? zayn has done it to him several times in wwe now

>>1415273
Pretty sure no one knows how to help flippy shits more than cesaro

>>1415189
Nah he us great, he and Jericho had made GOAT backstage segments.

>>1415207
>'''''''''heel'''''''
He spends most of his time pandering to smarks and trying to be cool so reddit will suck him dry.

>>1414778
In the CM Punk doc it has a part on catering and it looks pretty limited but most of your meals come from restaurants

>>1415327
>SEETHING.

>>1415327
he's still a heel

that white hate/black hat thing isn't how it is anymore

>>1415076
Of course it's a meme. Everyone on /asp/ ironically hates Owens just to fit in, just like Nickelback.

>>1414623
>it's like 90% of the roster isn't fit

Stop making excuses fatty

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Reminder he won at life and you are all just bitter losers.
Can't even support one of your own neckbeard fatties when he defies all the odds and makes it in life.
Shame on you all.

>>1417061
Fuck you I love Kevin Owens. Just wish he was better on the mic.

>>1417064
Of all the issues you can take with Kevin Owens, you think his mic work is not good enough?
The ONE THING he actually does better than anyone else on the roster?

>>1417061
This. She's a 10/10

>>1417098
Owens is top 3 on mic in the WWE now

>>1417064
Owens mic work is better than most of the current roster.

>>1414974
I disagree.

Headhunter 2 has the best moonsault though

>>1414612
His height

Why do you think so many flippyshits are midgets?

>>1415205
To be fair this is all Cesaro

>>1417181
>>1417181
>10/10
Yeah. Sure.

I hate people who praise him, anyone can do that shit