Why does everyone hate Dave Meltzer? He's the best wrestling

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>>1414036
> le meltz

>>1414036
If you couldn't tell, most people in 4chan think that acting like a retard is hilarious. I doubt that anyone actually dislikes meltzer, they're just memeing

>>1414036
MINUS FIVE STARS

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>>1414055
> n-no one could possibly dislike muh meltzer!!
Bk2wew faggot

>>1414036
/asp/ has the most absolutely retarded meme culture.

>>1414042
>>1414047
>>1414067
not an argument

>>1414036

>best wrestling journalist

That's like winning gold at the Special Olympics.

because he said "fuck the new day"

>>1414036
Jealous resentment. They wish they could get paid to cover fake fighting like The Meltz does

>>1414036
Because everyone here tries way too hard to be contrarian.

The board is full of hipsters who only like/dislike people ironically.

>>1414110
What does it say about you that you're bitter of the special Olympics and watch the fake sport that the retarded Kurt Angle covers?

>>1414109
Your argument is literally 'na uh! no one could possibly dislike him they must be lying!!'

>>1414067
Thanks for proving my point

>>1414129
Why do you dislike him then.

>>1414191
He is heavily biased yet nerds think of him and his match ratings as some sort of authority
He is wrong alot
He is the poster child of /wew/ and fat smarks everywhere
He unironically said he wished he could give wrestlewar 92 6 stars
He is a jew
Etc
Etc

>>1414036
Look, *smacks lips* I'm just gonna be honest with you. *clicking noise* It's just that, *clicking noise* you know, *smacks lips* if these guys just went in, *clicking noise* and just did exactly what I say, *smacks lips* I'd be great, you know? But it's like, *smacks lips* "What're you doing?" and their like, you know, "What do you mean what am I doing?" And you know, *clicking noise* I'm just not into it.

>Best wrestling journalism
>le meltz

Only fat neckbeard smarks like him because he rates the indy shitters matches 5/5

because he's a slimy passive aggressive kike

Probably because a lot of his predictions are wrong and the ones that are pretty much on every fan can figure it out already
Here's an example of a week of meltzer

WWE - there's heat on a star. The next day there's no heat on a star
TNA - they're going out of business
ROH & lucha - *crickets crickets*

>>1414401
Name your fave one then.

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>>1414036
>le meltz

>>1414401
XD

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>>1414036
>le meltz

>>1414401
This. Fat smarks loves anyone who supports their indy wrassler.

>>1414462
You know that people have been shading Meltz for overrating Reigns's matches for almost 2 years right sonny?

(I know that you don't.)

>>1414462
Yup, they're upset because they literally have nothing to do except listen to some old fuck talk about fake wrestling lmao.

So do the mods not care about shitposting on this board or what?

>>1414548
Ahahahahhahahaha

Say it again

>>1414548
lmao this wewtist

>>1414548
There wouldn't be an /asp/ without shitposting

>>1414129
hat pictures are not an argument

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>hat pictures are not an argument

Nobody hates Meltzer

People hate his Leddit fanboys

Whenever he's right they give him all the credit but when he's wrong they try to save face by saying some shit like: "h-he never actually confirmed it!!11" despite having the word confirmed in the fucking title of his article

>>1414462
XD

>>1414686
not an argument

>>1414036
Doing something so remedial for 40 years does not show any sort of skill or talent. It just shows he couldn't get a regular job.

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>>1414689
> nobody hates Meltzer

Man you people are weird.
Are you this terrified of all journalists?

>>1414800
What does your picture have to do with the post you quoted?
Why attach a random pic and not finish your post?

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>le meltz

>>1414063

that's bryan alverez you putz

>>1417079
How does your image correlate to your post?
Are you unable to form an argument or something so you just attach random selfies to your posts?

>>1414036

>mad money meltzer says Bayley's gimmick has a shelf life and it is getting wasted
>twitter tards SOMEHOW interpret this as misogynist
>the only gaijin that gave a fuck about japanese female wrestling in the early 90s
>misogynist

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What did mook mean by this?

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>david meltzer? My favorite when he gives my indy shitter a 5 star