/wwe/ general #2085

1st for horse fuckers gettin btfo

Your waifu is bald and a botch machine

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I wonder if they are going to stick with a triple threat and risk no build or make it Rollins vs Ambrose 2.

>>1409838
Roman is coming back 3 days before the PPV, how they're going to do the draft is gonna be weird but the triple threat still exists

>>1409838
What the fuck man

>>1409839
I can't wait for Reigns to eat the pin from Ambrose

Roman Reigns? More like "Roidman's Reige"

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>Roiding
>Not DDP Yogaing for perfect dadbod

>implying his push is getting fucked

Raw still needs a champion and there's Brock Lesnar at Summerslam...

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INCOMING PANJEETS TO DEFEND THE DESIGNATED IDOL OF POO LOO

RAYMAN RAINES

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So does this basically take Roman Reigns from John Cena's level to Randy Orton's?

>>1409873
Supposedly WWE knew before MITB. It's probably why they booked him the way they did this week.

>>1409873
>Raw still needs a champion

Maybe they could try putting the belt on somebody other than a Samoan roidpig who can't draw?

>>1409873
Dean just bumped the ratings up to almost 4.0 for the full 3 hours on his first Raw as champ. WWE will be more than fine without Boreman Reigns

>>1409883
>Seth beat him with a beaten up ref plus two Pedigrees
>last contest against Seth on Raw ended in a double count-out
>even with his suspension he still gets inserted into the main event of Battleground, now card can be subjected to change
>he thinks Roman is in the doghouse

He lost the title as punishment and even then they didn't let him get cashed in by Dean because they don't want him to be that guy who gets cucked by the briefcase.

Even if he shows up at Battleground and becomes the guy who eats the pin he's still nowhere in the doghouse nor buried. It will only be so if some upper midcarder like Sheamus, Jericho, ADR, Owens or even less beats him clean.

>>1409881
His ceiling was always Orton.

Right now though he'll be lucky to hit the level of Sheamus.

>>1409906
>Right now though he'll be lucky to hit the level of Sheamus.
TMNT villain for cash-in Hollywood blockbuster?

>>1409900
>major title change brings huge ratings
You don't say

>>1409912
>Reigns wins the title at WrestleMania
>RAWafterMania can't even outdraw the post-Royal Rumble show

>>1409911
I meant in terms of status within the company.

>>1409912

Roman's title win at WM drew in 1 million less people than Rollin's title win.

>ryback
>never ever tested positive for wellness violation
>roman
>top pushed face gets busted for roids

Apologise. Ryback is the natty god.

>>1409831
Roman is going to be fine. He lost so he could sit out his suspension, otherwise I guarantee he would have beaten Seth C L E A N.

>>1409921
>gets busted for roids

Except they never disclosed how Roman violated the wellness policy.

They axed Adam Rose for ADHD pills, axed Hornswoggle because he can't piss and even tried to suspend Jericho because his testosterone levels are higher than usual.

If Roman was a roidmuncher he'd look like The Rock and he wouldn't have problems showing his Samoan gut.

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>>1409831
TIL /r/SquaredCircle autists are pedophiles

>>1409927
why is jericho high t?

>>1409927
>higher than usual

Kek. Jerigoat was testing levels way above roid levels. Regular levels is like 1:1, 2:1. Roid levels is 5:1. Jericho tested 10:1. He just worked the wellness policy like the GOAT he is.

>>1409927
Have you ever considered that Reigns is roiding but he's just shit at it?

I mean, it's not like him being shit at something is unprecedented.

>>1409927
Have you seen Romans brother? One half of 3MW

>>1409938
If Roman was roiding he would have been busted a long time ago and he wouldn't need to wear a vest.

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Is he /asp/?

>>1409947
>but he's just shit at it

There's an important part you missed.

>>1409831
>resented by hundrds of thousands
>lost his title so pay cut
>caught being a bad boy
>proven ratings killer
>might permanently lose the top spot to dean and sef
Suicide when

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So now that my Dean is singlehandedly saving the ratings will Vince say fuck it and keep the title on him for a while, even after Boreman Reigns comes back

>>1409915
>Rollins wins the title
>people expect a good reign
>get shitty chickenshit Seff who GOATs it up at PPVs but otherwise just runs away and losses
Eh, at least we had based J&J Security.

>Roman wins after getting Ultimate Warrior booking
>people know this shit will keep on happening
>no one bothers watching

>>1410398
No chance.

>>1410454
In hell.

>>1410398
Maybe.

Though Vince probably has a higuer opinion of Seth than dean.

>>1410476
Seth rating as champ: 1.2

Dean rating as champ: 3.9

Seth "Ratings Killer" Rollins will never see the championship again

>>1410455
You've got.

Anyone else think Nakamura needs a lot of help with his promos? He has charisma while talking but his style is extremely 80s. Over-acted, stresses every single word. I'm sure he'd be cool as fuck if he spoke with a more natural cockiness.

>>1410672
Excuse me sir this is a WWE general. Go to reddit if you would like to discuss outlaw wrestling.

>>1410672
Le spergy hands is all he needs

>>1410674
He is currently signed to WWE wrestling on NXT.
>>1410674
If they're going to have him talk at all, he needs to do it properly.

>>1410718
NXMeme is outlaw wrestling with better lighting

https://youtu.be/yVR-ajThXcM?t=1m15s

was there ever a more awkward return to WWE?

>>1410968
the only way to end this meme is to have batista on the show and ask him about his dick

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>>1410973
>NXMeme

>>1410968
Link to vid?

>http://uproxx.com/prowrestling/wwe-cruiserweight-classic-roster-changes-zumbi/
>Out for going overweight at a legit weigh-in for fake wrestling
Literally what the fuck.

>>1409838
i said onion

>>1411112
N E W E R A
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W

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>>1410398
Dean will keep the belt till Mania ambro.

test

>>1411434
Oh no

>>1410487
Seth drew a lot his first championship night so maybe Dean also has the same mommentum.

Lets evaluate how he fairs during this one run.

>>1410968
I forgot this was made. Does he basically say nothing in this YouShoot like the other shoots for his peers (Bourne, Brodus, Kaitlyn, etc)?

>>1409927
Rose wasn't fired, he was suspended then asked for his release.

>>1411431
kek no. Ambrose is so they move it around since they want to protect Roman. In fact, I bet Vince makes Ramen the champion at SS.

>>1411688
Nah

>>1411657
Seth's first night as Champ was not only post-Mania, but a post-Mania bombshell with the cash-in.
Dean's was surprising, but lets not pretend it had anywhere near the gravity or impact as Seths, or had the innate draw that a post-Mania Raw has. That ratings spike didn't really mean shit, especially considering Seth drew moths for the remainder.

>>1411694
Just watch. Roman's suspension is why Dean got the belt. They will let him hold it until SS. You've only been right once after being wrong a dozen times.

>>1411015
that's the edited version

this is the original

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHYkAsIuI6A

>>1411696
Yeah it was more about not doing the same old shit shit that failed again. The belt should move around more.

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>>1411696
>implying countless celebs didn't tweet Dean to congratulate him including: Adam Sandler, Seth Rogan, Lebron James, and Dylan Spouse to just name a few

Just face it anti-smarks. My dean is the biggest draw from the shield

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>>1411699
I predicted Dean would win MITB and cash in on the same night for months now.

You dweebs are so slow tbch. I know the ins and outs of this business. Quite frankly i can see a swerve coming from a mile away.

Dean will keep the WHC well into 2017.

>2015:Year of the Rollins
>2016:Year of the Reigns
>2017:Year of the Ambrose

>>1411703
Hopefully the SD World Title is the more open, exciting belt of the two. The WWEWHC is going to remain static between like, three or four guys with an occasional shock reign because WWE are pussy about who heads up their company.

>>1411704
>Adam Sandler

Really?

>>1411015
That's sad because he was over as fuck with 2 Cool.

>People saying Dean being the biggest draw in the Shield like it's an impressive thing
Wew, that's like being the fastest slug in the world

>>1411712
After watching that Asylum match with Jericho, I could've sworn he was that, too.

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>>1411706
>>1411715
>>1411712
>implying my deans not a draw

Vanilla Midgets tourney taping tonight for those interested
http://wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2016/0623/612976/live-spoilers-wwe-cwc-tapings-airing-in-july/

>>1411705
You also said he would win like a dozen times before that. He lost against Brock and everyone else not named Y2J.

>>1411735
Shut it

I'm not minding Deancuck lately tbhlads.
He has become a semi-comedic /wwe/ staple. A mascot, if you will.

>>1411740
This, hes pretty based im not gunna lie

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Do you think he would've done well?

>>1411740
Honestly, the times he is funny is usually when I or someone else copies his screen name.

>>1411737
You did though Deancuck. The internet never forgets. I'm 6'4 so I will remind you that you are a manlet vanilla midget.

>>1411761
That has disaster written all over it.

>>1411761
Rock has never really had to work through a serious injury, or had any legitimate displays of toughness, that I immediately recall.
So I don't think we have any gauge whatsoever.

>>1411729
You are celebrating that? Adam Sandler is the Roman Reigns of Hollywood. Nobody likes him or his movies, but we are forced to endure him.

>>1411767
>not realizing Sandler is the funniest motherfucker who's just coasting for dough

His current movies are shit but he was the late 90's/early 2000's GOAT.

>>1411771
No they aren't you tasteless swine

>>1411767
KYS dweeb nerd loser poo poo head retard.

>>1411779
Fuck you and Adam Sandler, deancuck. >>1411771
He has 2 decent movies out of a 100. There is nothing GOAT about that. 2% success is 98% failure.

>>1411761
lol
He was too small back then and he's not a legit tough guy like Shamrock or Bas Ruten. Now he's just too fucking roided and bloated. Maybe he can lift plates, but I highly doubt he would pass the physical.

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Meltz:
>Styles is the other example. Two years ago, when TNA wanted to cut his salary significantly and he was looking out, WWE made him a joke of an offer and he ended up going to New Japan, which really made his career. He got enough buzz that WWE was willing to bring him back, and let him use his name, in January. But he was not planned whatsoever to be a main eventer. He was booked to be low on cards and perhaps work to middle. But the reaction at the Royal Rumble, and even more so at the house shows where he was getting either the first or second best reaction even with almost no WWE television, changed the perception of him and now he’s considered one of the company’s five top regular stars.

Vince really thought that AJ could be a decent Main Event/Superstars match opener talent.

>>1411856
Smells like shit Meltz made up to get subscribers.

>>1411856
doubt it, they're paying him much more than most lowcarders get

meltz is delusional

>>1411856
This smells like a load of shit.

You don't offer a guy borderline 6 figures and put him in the lower mid card

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Marry, fuck, kill, finger

>>1411975
Marry Becky, fuck Natty, kill Sasha, finger Paige

>>1411975
marry the boss
fuck natty
kill becky
finger paige

>>1411975
Marry Nattie, fuck Becky, finger Paige, kill Sasha

>>1411975
Marry: Sasha
Fuck: Natty
Kill: Becky
Finger: Paige

>>1411975
marry natty
fuck sasha
finger paige (w/ condom on my finger)
kill becky with fire

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>>1411975
Marry Becky, Kill the horse, Finger the Slag, Fuck Natty with Tyson Kidd watching

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>>1411975
Marry Paige (She looks like she would be absolutely amazing at sex)
Fuck Sasha (She's hot but probably really submissive and lazy in bed
Kill Natty (Nothing against her, just don't find her attractive)
Finger Becky (She's pretty weird, so it's hard to imagine her in any kind of sexual scenario)

>>1411982
Correct answer

>>1411975
Marry Becky
Fuck Sasha
Finger Nattie
Kill Paige

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Will we ever hear a "W-W-E!" chant similar to the "N-X-T!" or "E-C-dub!" chants?

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>>1411993

You deserve to be here, anon

>>1411704
Can you imagine being such a faggot that you pretend its funny that your gf is craving another mans cock so hard she makes you carry a sign proclaiming it?

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Daily reminder CM Punk left this for a boy. Plus hes a fuccboi that can't even have one match.

>>1412268
Maria's ass didn't look like that when they were together

>>1411975
Marry Bex
Fuck Nattie
Kill Sasha (I still like her just like least attractive imo)
Finger Paige

>>1412268

I wanna eat that booty out so bad.

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Post yfw WhatCuckture is on SUICIDE WATCH

>>1412316
Good, I hope Scuckland leaves. They're useless

>>1412316
Adam's new gimmick sucks

>>1412316
That's democracy, bitch boi. Of course the lefty cuck wants to run away to another country instead of facing it. I suspect a lot of young people will join him seeing as most leave voters were old.

>>1412316
I'm adam from what culture dot com and currently I'm being beheaded by muslims

>>1412316
What a cuck
As if i didnt hate that chortling cunt enough

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>23
>6'8
>285 Pounds
>son of Montie Rougeau of the Quebecers
>getting a try-out soon

Vince must be having a massive erection.
My ego is busted.
Me:
>6'1, 190, rude dude with a 'tude
Holy shit, how could I ever compete? ;__;

>>1412316

What a pathetic c uck

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Has there ever been another wrestler who triggered /asp/ harder than Dean??

>>1412336
Divas

>>1412336
punk

>>1412342
Phil is our main source of comedy though

>>1412336
Cm Punk and Roman Reigns.

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>mfw starting tonight Dean will be pinning Seth in house show title defenses all across the nation

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>>1412330
why'd you delete your tread about fucking your friend?

Why doesn't kevin ever take his shirt off

>>1413489
he's shy

I bet 10 years ago vince would put him in a shirt vs. hair match or some shit

Carter has been a lot less annoying ever since he was finally right

>>1413489
It's a family show.

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>>1413101
B A S E D E A N

>>1413498
That's so cute
Tfw no ko bf

>>1413512
grabs ur butt :3

>>1413500
Don't tempt him. Reason why he hasn't been this autistic is because we've been avoiding his bait.

>>1413515
Hey shut the FUCK up

>>1412316
See shit like this is why Ross is the king.

>>1413525
where my loyal subjects @

>>1413522
Shut it dweeb

>>1413527
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

Based Ross returns next WTF moments so crooked teeth Jack can fuck off

>>1413529
U first

>>1413531
Jack isn't that bad he's just a sadboy

Is ross back monday? He isn't going to the england game on monday?

>>1412316
>There won't be an EU once Scotland leaves
>The market didn't crash as bad as expected
>Cuck

>>1413536
He'll be back to do WTF moments

>>1411975
Marry: Paige
Fuck: Natty
Kill: Becky
Finger: Sasha

>>1413547
They said the worst case scenario would only be a 2.2% drop and it dropped 8.4%

Dis is what happens when all your knowledge comes from /pol/

>>1411975
Marry Nattie
Fuck Sasha
Finger Becky
Kill Paige

>>1413551
It's about time

I decided to tell my family and close friends that I'm into wrestling by having a "coming-out" party. I don't think it went very well.

Let me elaborate.

I'm a male in my early 20's. If you were to ask me who I am, the 1st thing I would instantly say is "I am an wrestling fanatic". It's who I am. It's my identity. WWE, ROH, TNA, NJPW, I love all of them. Wrestling is my life, and it felt important enough for me to tell my friends and family. I decided the best way to tell them would be to have an wrestling "coming-out party", though I didn't tell them that the party was going to be about wrestling ahead of time. I'm not stupid. I knew they would look it up in Google and see a bunch of half naked men and criticisms by trolls about it being "fake", so I decided that to make the best impression of wrestling I would have to present it to them myself.

I ordered pizzas and planned a lot of fun activities we could do that would explain to my friends and family what wrestling is.

It started when they came in through the door. I gave everyone a sealed envelope and told them not to open it until I said so. When everyone had arrived (grandparents, aunts and uncles, my parents, 3 of my cousins, and a couple non-family friends), I announced what the purpose of the part was and had them open the envelopes. I had commissioned a popular artist that I really like to draw sketches of each of my family members/friends wrestling with me, and I printed these pictures out and put them in the envelope (he agreed to do the sketches for $5/each BTW so it wasn't too expensive for me). Everyone kinda laughed and a couple of them were confused when I explained (my grandpa got kind of mad at me though). I basically explained to them that I'm into wrestling and what it is. I don't think they took it very well though because they joked a lot about it (they kept asking if I was serious or if I was joking). A couple people (my parents and grandparents mostly) seemed upset though, unfortunately.

>>1413575
Anyways the next part of the party that I had planned for so long and was expecting to be a bit hit was a kind of interactive wrestling game. I had printed out one of my favorite e-fed posts from the internet and I wanted to pass them around and we would all read a part aloud, but that didn't really go as planned. One of my cousins said they thought it was "creepy"...? I tried to convince her that it'd be cool but no one wanted to do it. I had to read the story myself but when they started talking to each other about things NOT related to wrestling I kind of gave up.

The party kind of fizzled out. We just watched TV for a bit, I kept talking about wrestling a bit (but not as much as I wanted) and after the party was over everyone (the people who were left at the end, anyway) finally left.

Did I do anything wrong? Should I try to do the party again, because I think they may have interpreted my interest wrong? It's really important for me and I want them to know, but how can I communicate my love of wrestling to my family members who are specifically picky about such issues, such as my uncle who was intollerant of me? Any advice would be greatly appreciated.

>>1411975
Marry Sasha
Fuck Becky
Kill Nattie
Finger Paige

>>1413575
have sex

>>1411993
>thinking you get sex after marriage

>>1411993
>She's pretty weird, so it's hard to imagine her in any kind of sexual scenario
That's exactly the reason you should take her to pound town

>>1411975
Kill Sasha
Fuck Becky
Finger Nattie
Marry Paige

>>1410316
Ew that's the parade where the guy ate poop

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Such a goddess

>>1413763
Have sex

>>1413769
kys

>>1413763
She makes my c@*k erect if you understand what I am saying.

>>1413763
her feet are awful

>>1411982
THIS

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>>1411983
>the boss

>>1414964
>drinking
Get the fuck outta' here with that pussy shit. Just shot up some junk and im about to catch up on NXT, shit is so comfy man

>>1414980
Post pic

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>>1414986
NO

>>1415281
I want you to die as well

>>1411975
Marry Becky - autistic waifu
Fuck Natalya - tyson ain't hitting it right
Finger Paige - absolutely has herpes
Kill Sasha - she's black

So what will be the excuse when Dean puts on record lows when Roman isn't even on the card?

Is this slower moving than the last general, last general almost hit bump limit within 4 days, this hasn't even gotten halfway and at 3 days.

Generals are dead. It died at 2000. Let normal wrestling threads be a thing rather than a general, which we know is tripfag central.

>>1411112
His replacement lost in the first round so I see why he went and did the other tournament instead

>>1415289
> Kill Sasha - she's black
> would marry a even more subhuman potato ape

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>>1415293

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>>1415293
Anon....

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>>1415293

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>>1415293
what the fuck is that

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>>1415293

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>>1415293

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>>1415485
>>1415484
>>1415487
>>1415493
>>1415491
>>1415488
Looks like you guys want more

>>1415293
>>1415497
I don't get it

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>>1415497
You should make it wrestling related familia

>>1415499
People drawing fanart for a video game

>>1415497
>iFunny
>Tumblr

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>>1415507
Step it up (You)

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>>1415509

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>>1415510
There ya go

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>>1415515

>>1415502
>>1415507
>>1415510
>>1415520
I still dont fucking get it, what is so cringe about mediocre tumblr fanart?

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>>1415522
:)

>>1415522
This trip is probably a fan of Mother 3, expecting everyone to flip their shit over it

>>1411993
She needs to stop wearing that shit lipstick. She's easily an 11/10 in this gif alone without all that crap on her face.

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So what do you guys think, is WWE going to get more loose on the content of the shows? Both Backlash and No Mercy were traded in for more "kid friendly" names back in 2009 -- the same year they started really getting strict on what is being said and what is being shown.

What do you guys think?

>>1413763
Gj rusev

>>1415293
>mother 3
literally why?

>>1411975
Marry Becky
Fuck Paige
Finger Sasha
Hide from Nattie

>>1409838
You didnt give me enough time

>>1411975
Marry Becky
Fuck Paige
Kill Sasha
Finger Natty

>>1412336
Sami Zayn and KO.

/wwe/ hates anyone with a wrestling background because they arent the steroid angels Vince tells them to like.

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>>1416307

Funny, cause most of these anti-smarks jerk off to their "Best of Attitude Era" nightly, where the only WWE original at the top was The Rock. The rest worked indies and other promotions for years before settling down in the WWE. Much like a AJ, Cesaro, Owens, Zayn, Harper, etc..

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>>1411971
true or not its not that far from an unbelievable thing for them to do.
Since your either new to this shit or some but that is the same type of shit WWE has always fucking done. They have always tried to steal others top talent to put them in their low or mid card so they can better try to show off their own homegrown talent as the best talent around.

and hell as can be obviously seen with samoa joe. since with him its quit obvious that they dont want him in the main roster ever really buy they pay him enough to not want to leave and he is stuck in nxt just because at the same time they don't want anyone else to have him.

wwe and vince in general are petty mad men enough to actually do dumb shit like that out of pure pettiness or as an calculated way to put the others top talent down just to make theirs seem better

>>1412124
to many syllables, need something with only 3 of em or it wont really fly

>>1416343
DUBYA DUBYA EE?
Sounds sorta stupid but it works

>>1413578
>Taking your time to edit old pasta.
Time to have sex m8.

>>1415584
>Both Backlash and No Mercy were traded in for more "kid friendly" names back in 2009 -- the same year they started really getting strict on what is being said and what is being shown.

I doubt that's a real indication of anything since they had a PPV called Capitol Punishment in 2013 which ended up being a silly Goldust and R-Truth main eventing stage

Has that lockbox ever been mentioned or explained anytime after this year's Wrestlemania fallout? I don't think anyone has ever bright it up since then.

>>1409838
Yep

>>1416582
Nope, it lead to absolutely nothing

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Hey guys

>>1416582
Vince mentioned it on the Raw after. He got an envelope out of it with whatever was in it, and that was the end of that

>>1415509
me on the upper left

>>1417536
is the dog ready for a main roster push

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>tfw dean brfo horse fucker so hard he has to change to a becketty fan boy

>>1417536
cuties

>>1417857
horse fucker is still here

quick OT, anybody here that play wwe 2k16? How do I fucking win a match? I' just payed like 5 20 minute matches untertaker vs sting at wm 31, but t hat fucker always, ALWAYS kicks out afte my finisher even though he's got no healt, what the fuck is this shit game

>>1411975
State of both Sasha and Paige in this picture. God damn these cunts peaked early.

Marry Becky
Fuck Natty
Begrudgingly dip my finger in seabiscuit's vagina
Kill Paige in the most barbaric way possible

>>1409838
I would say that they need Roman to promote the match, but they kept him off TV during the build up to MitB so who knows? It seems like it'd be way easier to pull him off of TV with a "concussion", then have him come back for a run-in during the title match between Ambrose and Rollins, setting up the Shield triple threat at Summerslam.

Also, are you a wizard?

>>1410398
Hard not to notice how much screen time Dean is getting as champ, particularly in comparison to how hard WWE worked to keep Roman out of sight.

Best possible indication that Vince is coming around, during the pre-Smackdown video package, the boos were left in during Roman's entrance.

Cure Vince proclaiming how much of a genius he is for letting Dean run with the ball.

>>1418112
>I would say that they need Roman to promote the match,

Why? He can't promo.

>>1418121
He shouldn't promo. This is the perfect angle for him NOT to promo.
Sure, it's not ideal, having him carried through another angle. But it's better than a guy in a three-way being an absolute non-entity.
Which is what's exactly going to happen, anyway. So it's irrelevant to mention.

>>1418158
>But it's better than a guy in a three-way being an absolute non-entity.

You wait until you see the match: wherein Seth & Dean will face each other for 20+ minutes while Roman takes a nap outside

https://streamable.com/6xi3

>Jericho reading the Ass Man theme song

Why is this board so dead?

>>1418285
don't know

>>1409838
Rollins vs Ambrose vs Styles, Cena interferes to eliminate Styles, Ambrose retains.

>>1412124
We don't even have a WCW chant.

>>1418177
Completely expected. Has happened in the past, even.
But I was talking about the build, not the match itself.

>>1411766
>this

Great entertainer and never seemed to take risks in the ring. Never really put his body on the line but was more than ready to beat the shit out of a handcuffed Foley. I guess that is the smarter decision but I don't respect him as much.

>>1411766
Didn't he injure himself early on in both of his last 2 WrestleMania main events?

>>1418423
If you respect wrestlers for doing retarded deathmatch shit then you're an absolute mouthbreather.

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>>1418428
I do respect them more for taking risks. Isn't that pretty much the whole spectacle of pro wrestling?

>>1418445
>pro wrestling is about seeing crazy shit lol
Yep, it's a mouthbreather.

>>1418457
>I can't believe some one has a different opinion than me.

I enjoy the stories when they are good. I enjoy the technical wrestling ability. I enjoy the show and character development. And to top it off I enjoy seeing the over the top moves that you can't believe just happened. Why do you have a problem with this? Get over your self smark.

>>1418428
>>1418457
>being this mad over reading something that wrongly

Projector.jpg

>>1418423
Go back and watch Rock's Wrestlemania series with Austin, or his IC ladder match with HHH even earlier. Dude was a very solid worker. Maybe not one of the all time greats, but he more than pulled his weight in the ring, even without going through flaming tables (which Austin never did either).

Besides, he even kept wrestling all the way through his recovery from breast implants. If that doesn't scream badass I don't know what does.

>>1418285
carter

>Carter is a black man living in Canada

How sad.

>>1418571
He's a spic.

>>1418571
Im Italian dweeb and my name is not carter

>>1418576
Hi my little baby boy. How is your chubby little tummy today?
Would you like me to tickle it for you?

>>1418575

He's a mulatto with dark skin and worse of all he lives in freaking Canada! What a bummer that has to be.

Who else just witnessed my Italy btfo Spain

>>1418587
Are you happy my little baby boy?
I'm so glad.
Did you giggle with joy like you do when I tickle your jiggling little belly?

>>1418587

>Hates his race this much he pretends to be Italian

Never seen a sadder trip on all of 4chan, and I thought Devitt was pretty messed up.

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>>1418598
Im italian canadian wats wrong with u

>>1411975
Finger Paige
Fuck Becky
Marry Sasha
Kill Nattie

>>1418624
So now you claim to be Italian after a week of being Canadian. Just kill yourself.

>>1418598
HAHAHA CARTER GOT REKT'D!

>>1418860
50% Italian/ 50% Canadian ya stupid amerifat

>>1418908
And how are you going to change that next week?

>>1418910
Wat u mean?

>>1418908
Please get "Dude weed" out of office.

>>1418908
>>1418959
How is your telemarketing job?

>>1418973
Huh?

>>1419144
The bullshit you were posting yesterday. That "marketing" job that supposedly has you working yesterday on a Sunday in Canada.

> talking to carter

>>1419193
Yes