Hey /asp/, the 2016 4chan Summer Cup is happening starting o

>>1399106
Brother Nero is a must, it's the closest thing /asp/ has to an original meme

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Team kit definitely needs to be either Romans kevlar or power ranger Seth

>>1399131
seconding seth attire

>>1399131
>>1399134
Fuck this noise. Demanding red and yellow for our most culturally relevant icon.

We need a Reigns player, an A+ player, and a Brother Nero player

>>1399106
Lose weight, have sex, and GTFO of my ring perro

CENAWINSLOL should be a franchise player.

Brother Nero, CM Phil and Deanetty would be popular choices I imagine.

- Women's """""Wrestling"""""
- PleaseHaveSex
- Smark
- Seff
- Deanetty
- Ramen Rain

>>1399239
all of these are awful

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1.BROTHER NERO
2.Crossfit Jesus
3.Fat Manlet
4.FAT ASSES

Is Stupid Idiot one?

>this inter-board pretend football league
>some trip virgin actually """"""""""hosting"""""""""""" it

loving every laugh

>>1399300
it´s more fun than anything you ever posted here

>>1399304
>he takes his pretend divegrass leagues very seriously

Also hoping for some Martial Arts/MMA player suggestions as well. Will also add in suggestions that I notice in the thread in the final poll

>>1399300

It's actually been around for about 5 years now with different managers other than myself and I don't actually host it. I also normally don't use a trip unless it's for this because I dislike tripfagging, I just do it for verification

>>1399106
Crossfit Jesus

>>1399811
Please use something other then strawpoll for the voting. Strawpoll is super easy to rig

>>1399300
>s-stop having fun
>I w-want serious posts o-on my anime imageboard

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>>1399106
Chris Benoit

voted for Cuck Man Phil

>>1399811
>>1399870
>I take my virtual virgin pretend divegrass leagues very seriously
>I'm the manager, don't you know! Just call me Groudon!

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>>1399106
>Letting MMA fags get invovled

>>1399106
>I'd like to get your input on what players go into the team
Please don't. Just keep the same roster as last year. This year has damaged the cross-section of the board, so you're not even going to get the response you did last year.

>>1399912
Yeah but why is the home kit MMA? Also how the fuck can you theme something after MMA which compared to WWE has no character

>>1399914
>I'm a serious member of this virtual football league
>I take my role as a member of the team very seriously

>>1399912
MMAutists, HEMAsexuals and toy gun kiddos are the cuck husband while /wwe/ is the bull

They have no real power, only reason we keep them around is because they wouldn't survive without us

>>1399966
All you guys do is shitpost in other threads and get pissy when hotpockets deletes your posts
Truly epic my man

>>1399973
please get back in the cuckshed before I have to call the janny

>>1399977
This isn't the /wwe/ thread you have no power here

>>1399964
Wrasslefags won't break us

>>1399990
Funny how after getting cucked by Janny for shitposting you /wwe/ kiddos suck his dick so much

>>1399999
like you did when we started posting here? then jap moot change the board to make it official.

>>1400021
Before you came here we didn't need a janitor since there weren't niggers running around hurling shit

>>1400026
>50 mcdojo threads that was just shit pisting
>who would win bruce lee threads
yea thats some quality shit right there lol

>>1400032
The difference was that people stayed in their respecting threads instead of raiding others
I know that may seem hard to understand but the shitposting was contained

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Groudon's Art Monkey here

do u wanna be da man?

Brother Nero is a must.

I couldn't care less about everything else.

>>1399106
A+ player.

Deanetty should have been on the team awhile ago

Add him already

we need tony hawk

I think we can find an agreement with the MMA fags to use Lesnar shorts

We need Based Hogan and PERFECT 10

cortesy bump

> according to Meltzer
> wimmins ''''wrestling''''
Fuck off back to /wew/
Please have sex
Bretchad

All deserve a place

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WE NEED MARUI MAN!

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>>1404034
>mfw airshitter babbehs are still on this board
>mfw they think they have any voting rights on here

High Level
Wu Bitched Out
Ban Rasslefags

>>1404049
Being this bootyblasted over a post

For the MMA kit use Lesnar shorts and have his tattoos on the shirt

Jerigoat
Brother Nero
Crossfit Jesus
SENOR JOE/FAT ASSES/THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE or just steiner but in all caps
Big Match John
CM Phil
Uncle Deano

get rid of:
>pipebomb, dont need pipebomb and cm phil
>not /asp/
>Multiple Attackers
>American Dragon, he's dead and not coming back

Change CENAWINSLOL to Big Match John

Not sure what to do with Shovelman really

If you could give us mandrama fags a set amount of roster allotments we could figure this shit out for ourselves if you want.

High Level is /asg/'s
I think every non-wrestlin general gets one and the wrasslefags can have the rest

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>>1404145
>remove American Dragon, he's dead and not coming
Anti-smarks still get worked by the GOAT regularly, he's still a vital component of /asp/

>>1404845
What? No he's not regardless of your opinions on him

>>1404145
>removing Multiple Attackers
he is the coolest sprite of the team

>>1404145
The team could have 8 wrestling players, 7 MMA/Personal defense related players and 7 players to the rest (airsoft, inline skating, etc.), each of them having at least one forward and/or GK.

Also, I'm in for the change to Big Match John.

>>1405110
This board is about 80% wrestling and as such we would like half the players.

We need the Hulkster too

just add Brother Nero and Sweden

maybe a midfield tandem of "You kids know this" and "is fake right?"

>>1405633
Can't. /v/ has him.

Need SHEBD as a goalkeeper or summat

>>1406434
what? fucking /v/irgins

>>1406503
muh gawker
I'm betting /pol/ probably wanted him as well

>>1404845

Even Anti-smarks like Dbry, we just don't understand why everyone bitches about the push of a guy who literally headlined Wrestlemania.

>>1406524
Can we have $150 MILLION instead?

>>1406524
well shit, we now need a good meme wrestler to fill that spot.

>>1399106
If you're playing 4-4-2 you have to have double strikers, Early and Burly

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>>1406540
Say no more senpai

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>>1406540
meme wrestler you say?

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>>1406540

what the shit they stole our hulkster?

>>1404145
>change cena wins to big match john
not a half bad idea actually

>>1406819
The Gawker trial verdict came right into the time /v/ voted for their roster changes for the Spring Babbies Qualifiers. It was a matter of who grabbed it first.

The Gay Community

Crossfit Jesus

Please Have Sex

Big Match John

are my faves so far

I would enjoy seeing a player blender of a rather obese person with Kevin Owens' face named 'Based Fatass'.
He'd make a good defender.

>>1406898
FUND IT!
Do we even have people here who can do it?

A+ player
BMJ
SAWFT

Steiner (however the name ends up)
SEÑIOR JOE
Brother Nero
Based Fatass
Big Match John

all good

Based Rusev

>>1406916
I dont have full knowledge of how shit works, but I imagine it's a case of Groudon getting in contact with those that do the blenders and such.
Either that, or a bunch of them are just scoping each board for their threads and volunteering their services.

>>1406955
the /vg/ 4chincup general would be the place to ask, hopefully they are not overwhelmed with other boards requests

>>1399886
I second this

>>1399106
ROMAN STRONK

>>1406918
>Steiner (however the name ends up)
It can only be Professor Steiner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFoC3TR5rzI

>>1399886
He should be [redacted]

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>>1406898
This would be great for a defender, or possibly a goalie even! a Fat Owens in the net, saving a shot, hearing "Based Fatass with the save"

Please manager?

Any /wwe/ team that doesnt have a bretchav player isnt a /wwe/ team.

>>1406896
>the gay community
This isnt /woo/.

Based Fatass is all I want.

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>>1406898
>>1407550
>>1407593
All of this. Overweight 'BASED FATASS', Kevin Owens face, jersey to say either "FAT OWENS FAT" or "EAT OWENS EAT" on the back.
GK or any defender, it would be great to hear the commentators praise Based Fatass for saves and clearance.

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>>1406898
>>1407650
If the overweight model isn't possible, could always try giving him his KO singlet that overwrites the team jersey.
Like how Dan looks on /mlp/.

>>1404145
>get rid of:
>pipebomb, dont need pipebomb and cm phil
>Multiple Attackers
1. pipebomb wasnt a cm punk related meme

2. these 2 and cena,vacant and bruce are the only memes that garner any reaction from the 4ccc community

>>1407650
>>1407658
I suppor this motion

>>1408157

Go back to bed Vince. We pull the trigger on new memes.

BROTHER NERO

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Can we add the gay community?

*ominously plays piano behind an array of lit candles at 1:15 in the afternoon*

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How about an /asp/ stadium? Or two?
The day and night settings can apply to both, but what if you turn the stadium into a WWE/UFC/MMA arena.

Like say the day setting is for a Wrestlemania look, the lines for the outer area of the fields are ropes (ignoring how players will pass through), while the corners are the ring posts. To keep it from looking entirely boring, just outline those sides of the field with the RAW/Smackdown/Wrestlemania... or even just 4chan/4cc banners like you'd see on the side of the rings. The crowd could have a darker look, but also holding up random signs (whether they'd be readable or not is a matter of how good the person doing it is), and the signs can just have a wide variety of memes or jokes, some for /asp/ specifically, but also to other teams and commentators... Though it would need that rare chance the camera goes to view the crowd.

While the night setting could be a UFC/MMA ring. A cage around the field (possibly a low one so the camera doesn't get stuck on the outside when they're at the bottom) while the field itself has a UFC logo (or /asp/ because it needs relevance), a shit load of sponsor logos and/or memes, and because murder bowl is a frequent thing, some blood stains here and there.

Only downside to these two is the white floor. They'll probably need a dark ball each time.

If... or should I say, WHEN /asp/ win the cup, they'll need a field for the next season as the default stadium for when two teams against each other don't have one of their own.

>>1409574
An /asp/ field would be amazing because it has shit ton of potential to be funny and look awesome.

>>1409574
The UFC stadium idea would probably go over very well with the commentators since the sponsors could be the 4cc's own sponsors. Who wouldn't enjoy seeing how 'Benuldies' or 'Skelecare' or whatever are supporting this bloodsport?

>>1409591
>>1409580
>>1409574
a "ring arena" would honestly be amazing, but only the most autistic of people(mlp fans) are willing to 3d model that shit

>>1410196
Well then just go tell them that they're not AS BAD as... say /co/, and maybe someone will be nice enough to do it.

>>1410225
didn't one of the /mlp/ dudes make a few things in general for the 4cc? like different balls and not just for /mlp/ that is.

>>1410243
Test Pony I believe, but god knows what he's doing now.
I'm pretty sure there's still some of them there doing it. The ones that came up with the stadium were already doing 3D models in general, they just handed that off to the guys doing the 4cc stuff who worked with it. No sure who it is though, but I guess the best place to ask is 4ccg. Gotta be more than /mlp/ people that did the models and stadiums for /m/ and /v/ and such.

Though I might ask on /mlp/ anyway, they got their 'Friendship Tests' this weekend.

>>1410255
I know that /m/ has its own guy, BlenderAnon. I think he does things for other teams, too.

But yeah, anyone who is interested should either ask on /4ccg/ or the IRC.

>>1410243
yeah but test pony is known as the worst blender maker

blender anon is far superior in quality of art, quality of skill and quality of the blenders actually fucking working

>>1410225
There is probably some horsefuckers around us already, go and do us a favor lads

>>1404145
>pipebomb, dont need pipebomb and cm phil
>not knowing pipebomb
Fucking disgusting. Pipebomb is like one of the only original /asp/ memes.

>>1412006
It's fine, he'll not figure it out. Pipebomb beats everyone.

>>1412006
The only original /asp/ memes are asking about McDojos and telling the wresslefags they are only allowed on thread at a time

>>1412113
>Being this new

>>1412118
> not being new
> being a cucked /asp/ie

We /wwe/ now

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>>1412126
>Implying I've lost anything since the wrasslefags got exiled here
>Implying we haven't steadily grown in spite of them
>Implying being an ignorant raving newfag is some sort of virtue
>Implying wrasslefags weren't moved here because literally no one else would take them
>Implying I'm the cucked one
Whatever you say, wrasslecuck.

>>1412146
> implying im going to read an anigay post
Stay cucked toy gun faggot

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>>1412164
>Getting buttblasted over Chinese cartoons on 4chan
>Being so much of a cuckold in denial that he has to misdirect to the smug anime face.

>>1412164
>being mad in an anime message board
WEW

>>1412245
> the virgindueler is also an acorn-dicked weeb
No surprise there

>>1406434
How? Why?

>>1410243
>>1410255
>>1410302
>>1410685
According to the /mlp/ thread, Test Pony and NotePerson do their blenders.
I'm clearly ignorant or inattentive cause I hadn't even heard of NotePerson before in the time I'd spent in their threads. But I also hadn't heard anything about Test Pony in some time, so my assumption (which is entirely likely wrong) is that this NotePerson took over most of them.
And ignoring the horsefuckers part for a moment, they do look pretty damn good...

Still, there's another name.
Don't really care to go asking 4ccg, I'll leave that for someone else.

>>1412384
The /mlp/ blenders are one of the best in the cup, but i doubt that the guy will like to make mandrama blenders for little /asp/

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>>1399106

In4bliss

SupercardBro

Hart Defence Force

Bretmark

Randyfag

Britani's fat titties

They all deserve a player

>>1412552
this isn't /sp/

>>1399106
Wu Style (rendered in his shitty bathrobe)

>>1412552
>Giving attention to gimmick fags
Le no

>>1413257
You do realize the people who remember Wu also lump you in with him, right?

>>1399106
I stopped watching the cup when it was revealed it was all just one dude behind every team.

>>1413264
I've at least shown that I'm competent on my feet, were as Wu has his infamous gif.

>>1412539
>little
Boy, /asp/ are the only true elite team on a technicality. The lack of win doesn't necessarily mean much, they're one of the biggest guys in the cup.
Surely someone would think them worthy of their own blenders and stadiums.

>>1412552
bretkek is the only one who still posts

>>1413358
yeh /asp/ is pretty legit competition, but we don't draw that much numbers to the stream, we are the indie darlings of the 4cc

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>>1413358
Despite how shit this board is at least I can take pride of this board's football team. I hate you and yet I love you guys. Go TEAM! Go W/asp/s! Let's win this year's cup!

>>1413401
we're like the workhorses of the cup

we keep reaching for that brass ring but we cant

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>>1413432
Don't worry, we'll grab the brass ring soon enough. This year may be our WrestleMania moment.

Webm may or may not be related.

>>1413432
I loled at this

IndianFanBase
Poo-in-Loo

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>>1413401
>>1413421
>>1413439
/asp/ was always my second favourite team, and I could (mostly) always count on Cenawinslol to get a cheeky 90+er to win a game.
Well, now my primary team and third favourite have won elite cups, so it's definitely /asp/'s turn. Long overdue.

"Your time is up, my time is now"... and all that.

>>1413540
>/asp/ was always my second favourite team, and I could (mostly) always count on Cenawinslol to get a cheeky 90+er to win a game.

He is Big Match John now

We can't lose

Is the 4cc still legitimately rigged?

>>1413618
>implying rigged

Where can we watch when it airs?
This is our year btw.
Ramen Rains will carry us to victory.

>>1413622
hitbox.tv

>>1413622
Not until next weekend, and it'll be on their hitbox channel.
Link is on the main page of the website.

>>1413622
>trusting our victory to Reigns
I rather take A+Player

>>1413630
Big Match John + Ottoman Snows + Shane Rolling = unbeatable
>inb4 /asp/ gets a takerlike streak at summercup

>>1413634
Becky's thighs are A+

We should have a pair of defensemen named after the Dudley Boyz
>GET THE TABLES and 3D with the wicked defense!

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>>1413626
>next weekend
nigga the cup starts until August 5th. We got the draw at July 31. I'll cum buckets if we get a group with /asp/ /sp/ /fit/ and /pol/ or /r9k/

>>1413641
thats impossible dude groups are one from each pot

personally i want s4s us sp and the pokefags

>>1413645
>groups are one from each pot
welp, we can still get /sp/, just for the grudge match

>>1413641
... Dear sweet Jesus, I thought it was the end of July. Where the fuck is my head...

I'd wanna see a group with /sp/. They have the balls to break 'Together Forever', so they can get stomped back to the babbies just like the last time they went to the Elites.
Who better to get stomped by than their superior brother?

>>1413664
their team is shit too

we'd shitslap them so hard

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>>1413645
I'd like to be placed with.
>/sp/
So we can kick their ass and get revenge.
>/fit/
So Carter can shitpost the /fit/izens to hell during the gamethreads.
>/vp/
So we can call them all Beato.

>>1413634
holy shit post moar becketty

>>1413674
>>/vp/
>So we can call them all Beato.
actually the team manager is a pokefag, he literally cried when he beat /vp/ before

>>1413421
>Go W/asp/s!
please no

we have always been /asp/ies, wasps sounds like the dumbest shit

>>1414121
That is true.
I refer to us as /asp/ies. It sounds a little stupid, but not as stupid as w/asp/s.

>>1413618
>>1413620
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Dragongate

>>1407555

im sorry, forgot i wasn't allowed to find anything out side this autistic board funny

>>1414627
not even on virtual divegrass we are free from the FIFA type corruption

>>1414641
>he finds GAY COMMOONITEH jokes funny
Wow

>>1414662
Kek

week to go before voting

get your new player suggestions in

>>1416720
let's how many great new meme players the mmafags and skaterfags came with

>no ruru
>no HarpGOAT
schade

We NEED to keep Brock Lesnar on the team. He carried the shit out of us last turney.

>>1416720
Big Match John
BASED FATASS
CM Phil
A+ Player
Ramen Rings
Uncle Deano
Brother Nero
Y2GOAT
Based RuRu
Steiner, Big Sexy Nash or Haitch

>>1416720
Im only sticking with my suggestion for BASED FATASS, I imagine there's already a shit load of WWE related ones being suggested. I could think of more, but I'd rather let other people suggest non-WWE stuff too.

>>1417473
we need a new name for brock, Bork Lazer is kind of stale

>>1417520
We should just call him Brock Lesnar t b h. No memes needed

>>1414017
I forgot about that. Then hopefully we get teamed with /v/ so we can see who is the angriest board in this site.

>>1417520
FEED THE JEW

>>1417524
Yeah
Keep a couple names recognizable as a courtesy to people from other boards

>>1417686
thats why we keep jon jones and just add eye poke, baby killer, coke head in....

>>1417855
well its not our fault that mmafags can't into meme names

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>>1416720
Based fatass

We should have an airsoft guy and a skateboarding guy.

>>1417920
we already have Airshit and Rodney Mullen

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/asp/ having friendly match with /asp/ at this moment on the 4cc channel on hitbox. At the half right now, /sp/ up 1-0.

All I'm thinking is that /asp/ has mostly lasted as they are right now because the /sp/ offense is shit, but they seem to get through the /asp/ defense stupidly easy.
All the more reason to get Based Fatass in there.

... And as I type that, /sp/ get another goal.

>>1422188
the new guys will save this shit

>>1422188
>/asp/ having a friendly match with /asp/
Fuck sake, I'm retarded...

Whatever, 3-2 in /sp/'s favour at the moment, but /asp/ look to be stepping it up a bit.

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Oh that fucking ref.
Robbed at the last minute saying American Dragon was offside with that great backheel goal that would've equalized.

>>1412146
KEK, you just BTFO the wrasslefags


suggestions

>MyGoToTricksArentGay
>ThisShitWouldntFlyInMyPark
>GoEarlyOrGoBurly

>>1417880
Perfect representation of how a Based Fatass model could look.

>>1417520
SUPLEX CITY

>>1425340
this

BROTHER NERO

Can we call him brother nero but have him be the model of broken matt? cause i prefer broken matt

>>1429192
this way we can cover both hardys in one player

>>1428355
> 4 years later
> still doing this daily
Even sadder than the pedo mod

>>1428355
who is that?

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>>1399106
I demand ped-o mod because he is so butthurt he keeps deleting my request

>he does it for free because he loves the cp