>GOAT
>Rich
>Famous
>Sexiest man on wrestling ever
>6'4
>Big dick
>Football player
>Great husband and dad
>Never gives up
>Doesn't care about being hated
>smarks are literally obsessed with him
>destroyed HHH
>destroyed Deanetty
>cousin of The Rock
>destroyed sheamus
>Destroyed and buried indie manlet styles
>Impressive powermoves
>Record attendance at Wrestlemania
>Outsells John Cena in merchandise
>paid his dues on NXT
>Cuck Manlet Punk left hecause he was jealous of Roman
>Every week he saves the ratings Dean Ambrose destroys
>Women literally crave Roman
>Won the World title agaisnt all odds
>Works all weeks even if he's a top superstar
>kids love him
>his only haters are overweight bitter manchilds
>better than Hogan
>better than Cena
>safe worker
>Most powerful wrestler ever
>Has never been pinned clean
Why is he so based bros?
>Football player
If he actually was, he'd never have set foot in a wrestling ring.
>>1370575
>burying someone is a good thing
>doesnt care about being hated
It's actually clearly getting to both him, and to Vince, that he's not connected the way they want him to.
>Won the World Title against all odds
>safe worker
>Most powerful wrestler ever
>Has never been pinned clean
Kayfabe is confusing. Is it real or fake?
>failed football player
>failed furniture mover
>stunted his daughters growth and gave her daddy issues by being on the road 340 days a year
>hits women with dangerous wrestling moves
>wears armor into the ring which should be illegal
>paid his dues on NXT
>Has never been pinned clean
ERRORS
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