/wwe/ general #2081 - The shocking edition

First for dean

second for based big dog

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nakamura to main roster during draft?

>>1360399
Literally who?

>>1360410
some indy manlet in NXT

>>1360425
Another fucking one? Smfh

>>1360440
I know, it's fucking shit. There are no real wrestlers anymore like Hulk Hogan, Ultimate Warrior, Randy Savage, British Bulldog... Today 90% of the wrestlers are flippy manlets who can't take a bodyslam without a 9 month spine injury.

>>1360448
Kek

This will be a nothing RAW right? What stuff has been announced?

Can someone make a gamethread before 2Cold again this week. I want further proof that hes a mod/janny. He'll make a gt after someone and theres will get deleted but his will stay up. Im seeing through the facade

>>1360466
Bray should be there.

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BROTHER NERO

>>1360463
> kekking at that
Why even reply?
Benoit yourself

Quick poll if we should stay with a /wwe/ general or 1 general for each brand after the split

http://www.strawpoll.me/10416222/r

>>1360478
He is replying to himself because he is an autist

>>1360486
meant

http://www.strawpoll.me/10416222/

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>>1360486
>>1360488

Obviously there should be 2 generals. That way we have 2 generals competing for superiority creating the /asp/ board wars!

>>1360379
you know what else is shocking?

That goober from 3MB is the tna champ

>>1360488
>>1360486
Fuck off strawpollcuck /asp/ie
/wwe/ is now, then and forever

Starting 2 new generals to make the virgibduelers and toygunners even more butthurt would be kekworthy though

>>1360492
jinder mahal?

>>1360488
Im already /smack/ desu fuck RAW

>>1360502
>desu
Go back to >>>/a/ ya manlet nerd

>>1360509
kys desu

>>1360517
Shut it dweeb

>>1360486
Numbers fascinate me

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>It's a nothing happens but promos RAW

>>1360521
So every Raw?

God why are WWE so fucking cheap? It sucks watching alot of stuff on the Network because of the music edits, would it really break the bank for them to license Voodoo Child? Do they think Pearl Jam will sue them for using Jerichos WCW theme? Was watching Fall brawl 98 and Jericho comes out to his WWE theme

>>1360488
>>1360486
This stinks of applesteve and his autistic meddling
Go ahead and make a different general so you chortling /asp/ie fucks can stay over there
You can take carter back with you too

We need to make /asp/ great again

>>1360588
Kys manlet, have sex

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>>1360573

Triple H is a Jew

>pays Sami Zayn only $7,000 a year
>gets students at full sail to work for free by """"interning""""
>extend RAW just for more commercials

The 9.99 is so fucking bad for business.

Whats /wwe/ going to eat while watching Raw tonight?

Im gunna go to the store in a bit and get
>pasta
>candy
>ice cream bars

I already got a fridge full of beer and im ready to go

>>1360612

Pussy and protein bars.

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>>1360618

Seth on Bret's comments

>I would love to have the discussion with him and be like, 'Hey, what did you mean by that?'
>what did you mean by that

Does he browse here?

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>>1360618
JUST

>>1360618
Protein bars wont make you taller El Dorito

>>1360629
>>1360622
>keep bringing up old shit out of context

>>1360643
I'm actually quite tall, pretty soon at the rate I'm going I'll have the body of Brian Cage

>>1360645
You've got the body of Brian Blessed you fruity little queer.

>>1360645
Post body with timestamp now you pathetic fantasist
Next to a tape measure/door frame

>>1360656
Lol rekt

>>1360486
I think we should continue to have one general for the sake of numbering reasons and to meet up, catch up, and talk about the two (or three if you count /nxt/) brands together. We should just make different gamethreads for /raw/ and /smack/. This would prevent a lot of headache.

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Rude desu

>>1360759
Wow thats shitty.

Glad he is a no name faggot now.

Though is ironic that your first SvR 2007 smackdown feud was agaisnt Taker and Benoit.

>>1360797
>taking a jab at a murderer is shitty

>>1360759
Kek

>>1360801
Benoit wasnt responsible for his actions.

He literally wasnt himself.

Now fuck off Vince.

>>1360812
and scott knew him better when he was himself than you ever will

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>tfw at work so you're gonna miss part 1 of the Styles burial quest

>>1360759
fucking kek
based Scott Hall

>>1360812
Excuses excuses

>brock goes back to ufc
>loses to samoan
>returns to wwe
>loses to samoan

jej

based cena cucking reigns out of closing the show already

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:(

>>1363298
Unfortunately

fucking lel charlotte

anyone watching swerved?

>>1363298
>those utter marks that think she is going to 'save' the women's division
Their idiocy is disgusting. Does nobody remember that Paige was supposed to do the same?

Was roman on raw?

I didn't watch all of it

>>1363298
The female zak Ryder now?

>>1363311
Not even close

>>1360410
Overrated gay Jap

>new gay fans are literally kids and little white girls

>you ever saw the real world

>>1363309
Nope

There was a taped segment but thats it

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>>1360656

MORE THAN THE FAIRY

>>1363359
reported

>>1363365
reported

>>1363389
>people like this slob chubby womanlet

baka

Is or is not Kofi Kingston the best superstar to debut on the modern ECW?

>>1363389
Wtf is becketty meant to be doing?

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>>1363405
him or the swag man.

So nothing worth watching at all happened on RAW tonight besides seeing Teddy appear, huh ?

https://youtu.be/yq5YxxWR0ts?t=198

Mitb faceturn confirmed

>>1363412
But that's wrong.

>>1363389
It was all part of based dana's plan

>>1363419
What was worth watching then ? I'm just trying to figure out if I wanna waste my internet dl'ing this since Bray didn't return.

>>1363389
Dat Dana hnnng

>>1363412
Tonight's RAW was literally /wwe/: The Show

>All those memes
>All that broken kayfabe
>All that absolute lack of fucks to give

>>1363426
MITB Raw opening promo w/ contenders
Styles/Cena promo
New Day / Club + Styles match was alright too

>>1363430
Don't forget Cass going Big Lenny on the Vaudevillains.

>>1363430
All of that sounds absolutely droll

>Actually watching filler wrestling
>Literally doesn't matter who wins or loses

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>Ambrose asylum with Rollins and Roman next week

>Rollins/Reigns
>Cena/Styles
>Ladder match with mystery 7th member
>Fatal 4 tag
>GOAT theme instead of usual numetal shit
genuinely hyped for MITB guys

>>1363441
the cena/styles promo was bretty good

>>1363444
enjoy digesting the shit vince serves you

>>1363444
The 7 man would be Randy Orton, fella

>>1363441
the promo segments were good for a chuckle imo but if you don't wanna watch, you don't gotta

>>1363456
>implying it won't be Glodbug

>>1363456
>>1363465
>>1363444
There is no 7th man lads they stated these were the only entrants tonight.

>>1363444
link to the theme

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>>1363465
>Implying Goldbug would make a return on such shitty PPV

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIZoOxNfAUY

promo of the year? both guys spat fire

David Finlay vs. Jay White

YOSHITATSU & Captain New Japan vs. Bullet Club (Yujiro Takahashi Tag Team Match

Yuji Nagata & Manabu Nakanishi vs. Katsuyori Shibata & Juice Robinson Tag Team Match

Hiroyoshi Tenzan & reDRagon (Kyle O'Reilly & Bobby Fish) vs. CHAOS (Tomohiro Ishii, Rocky Romero & Beretta) Six Man Tag Team Match

KUSHIDA, Matt Sydal & Ricochet vs. Jushin Thunder Liger, Tiger Mask IV & Volador Jr. Six Man Tag Team Match

Michael Elgin & Satoshi Kojima vs. Bullet Club (Kenny Omega & Bad Luck Fale) Tag Team Match

CHAOS (Kazuchika Okada, Hirooki Goto, YOSHI-HASHI & Gedo) vs. Los Ingobernables de Japón (Tetsuya Naito, EVIL, SANADA & BUSHI) Eight Man Tag Team Match

Ryusuke Taguchi vs. Will Ospreay BOSJ XXIII FINAL

are we hyped for tonight?

>>1363412
Teddy was kinda funny. Breezango are pretty funny too. Jericho was funny in the cheesy as fuck opening promo. Bex tripping over Nattie was probably the funniest part of the show.

Cena's promo was good too.

Laughably, Reigns or Rollins weren't even on the show.

>>1363444
>Ladder match with mystery 7th member
They've taken out the 7th spot. Although Vince can basically change his mind at any time if he wants to throw Wyatt/Orton in there.

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>>1363554
>spat fire

>>1363580
When you think about it, cutting a promo is pretty much like freestyle raping

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So how was Raw last night? Yay or nay?

>>1363430
>Styles/Cena promo

My fave part was where AJ said that Cena tries to bury guys like him and then Cena responded with an attempt to do exactly that

>>1363441
>>Literally doesn't matter who wins or loses

But that's every WWE show

>>1363589
>2Cold - PedO

Listening to Rollins on Jericho's podcast

Just how far did Bryan's hippie ways reach in the company, I wonder

>>1363597
>2Cold-PaedO
I'm English.

>>1363602
I'm willing to bet he's influenced people to have more vegan diets.

Everyone enjoying Swerved Season 2? On episode 3 and New Day killing it so far.

>>1363587
>freestyle raping
kek

>>1363554
>you couldn't get past Roman Reigns

AJUST BTFO

Cena should have twisted the knife even deeper and thrown in Jericho and Owens

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Del RIo's right titty bigger than the left titty.

>>1363554
So fucking epic. Cena is truly one of the best ever

>>1363657
Just watched the first ep. I like that they have all been released at the same time.

>Pullit Club

What did Cena mean by this

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>>1363886
Cena is a 9/11 truther obviously

>>1363456
RKO FROM THE LADDER

>>1363418
They seriously have to turn Roman.
If they make face as fuck promos for Seth like this one and then don't they're fucking retarded.....oh wait never mind.

>>1363677
We call that one our favourite.

>>1363441
>All of that sounds absolutely droll

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So...
>wears jeans when he wrestles
>is losing his hair
>doesn't look like he works out
>has a "xD randum" and crazy gimmick
And you think he should be the face of the company instead of Roman?

>>1363927
Who are you quoting?

>>1363441
>sips tea
>tips fedora

>>1363927
He's copying Fatt Hardy's gimmick

>>1363934
but #brokenmatt is actually good

Anyone else watching BOTSJ? Ospreay has really won me over with this match great stuff

What's Romans character supposed to be?

>inb4 'The Guy'

>>1363969
Strong

>>1363969
Roman is the character.

>>1363969
His character is "maybe if we try this he'll get over!"

>>1363962
I haven't watched much yet.
I like Ospreay, I've seen him quite a few times in London and he's always been entertaining as fuck.

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seriously, why cant Cass & Enzos finisher be Enzo stepping off the corner on Cass shoulders, and Cass dropping Enzo on the opponent with an Iconoclasm.

like, thats a double team move.
and it would look cool.
and it would play up the "Enzo is a small guy that big ass Big Cass tosses about".
like fucking come on with that shitty "enzo jumps off the top while cass looks like a goon next to him".

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lol

>MITB ladder match
>Still one last man to come out
>Other guys in the ring
>lights dim
>Piano starts playing
>Light shines
>BROKEN MATT HARDY PLAYING THE PIANO

Would /wwe/ mark?

>>1363969
>Trump supporter
>Roman Reigns hater

The "I'm a virgin" starter pack

>>1364090
I CAN SLAP A TOMATO

>>1363953
best thing in wrestling today

>>1364105
This

>>1363969
Strong, loyal family man that fears no one

>>1363389
>tfw this didn't get much of a reaction during the live threads because /asp/ actually takes piss breaks during women's segments

Why do people like Sami Zayn

>Indie darling
>Manlet
>DYEL mode
>No personality
>Ginger
>Looks like a cab driver.

Sami Zayn fans is for faggots

>>1363969
He is a modern day babyface.

>Hated because he isn't a heel and edgy for the sake of fans
>Doesn't pander to the haters
>Wins matches because his priorities are in check: he wants to be the WWE champion.
>Loves his family
>Goes to gym unlike Skinnyfat Phil or Sami Zayn

>>1364249
This. He's based as fuck

>>1364244
>why do people like indie darling

How can you be this fucking stupid?

>Manlet
>DYEL mode

Oh wow this pasta actually gets worse.

>>1364244
Self-insert for the manchildren

>>1364249
But his silly forced "NOT A GOOD GUY I'M THE GUY" wannabe-catchphrase literally is him attempting to be edgy.

And do you really want to play the fitness card?

>He is a modern day babyface.

"Booed out of the fucking building"?

>>1364260
In current WWE, it's really hard to make someone a likeable face. If they get over it's usually due to the style of wrestling they perform, not their gimmick. Faces are generally bland, all-samey, never do anything interesting, and feel too restricted.

Whereas heels can do a lot more and since people like violence, they get over more naturally combined with their gimmick.

>>1364260
He is "the guy" who gets paid. What's so edgy about getting paid in your work?

>>1364265
It's almost like Vince has no idea how to write a babyface or something!

>>1364272
Yep. Face is 90% of the time just goody two shoes and nothing else. Whatever they're doing with Roman just became a mixture of trying to book him as a face, failing, throwing everything they can to make a cocky face, and it just simply doesn't fucking work.

>>1364274
The reason WWE faces don't get over is because they're written as whitemeat but they act like complete assholes.

>>1364265
E+C are over as fuck and they're faces.
You can be a face without being bland and boring.

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>Triple H’s challenge is one that Wiese is extremely motivated to accept – so much that he has even attached a timeframe for achieving his goal: Getting ring-ready by the time WWE Live returns to Frankfurt, Munich, Oberhausen and Berlin November 2nd, 3rd, 8th and 9th, respectively.

“I have been training hard for this, and I am excited for the opportunity,” Wiese said. “No matter what it takes, my goal is to be in that WWE ring this November. I want that match!”

>Del Rio before fucking Paige
>Hated by everyone

>Present day Del Rio
>Everyone calls him based for fucking Paige

Are we all cucks?

>>1364280
As are the likes of Ambrose, New Day, Cesaro & Zayn.

Maybe the problem isn't anything but "THE GUY".

>>1364295
Cesaro and Zayn are not over, mark

>>1364274
Most people like Roman though

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>>1364295
>Zayn
>Cesaro

>>1364299
They're more over than Reigns is.

I hate Charlotte so much. I literally turned off RAW last night and didnt put it back on during her promo.

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>>1364310

>>1364310
then why does roman get way bigger reactions than them?

>>1364290
LITERALLY WHO

>>1364311
My beautiful charlie is working you good

>>1364290
Someone needs to make an edit of the Vince WBF gif with Triple H and this guy

>>1364323

I suppose so but shouldnt WWE want me to tune into the segments not just stop watching the show?

>>1364317
Yes his reaction is louder.

Because of all the booing.

>>1363389

My goodness Becky Lynch is terrible

>>1364249
He's hated because he is a """hand-picked""" guy, whatever that means.

In a time where indy and outlel internet darlings arrive in droves in the WWE smarks cannot and will not accept that the WWE isn't pushing their favorites and prefers pushing their traditional """WWE-only""" guys.

The face-heel dynamic is already gone since you have heels who get cheered because smarks knew them from their outlel days and refuse to boo them.

>>1364331

This is so accurate it hurts.

>>1364310
No they aren't

Zayn and Cesaro at best can make the crowd go mild
R-Truth and Goldust are more over than them

>>1364330
That entire segment was terrible.

>>1364328
which means hes more over than them

>>1364331
>all these meme quotation marks

Big E is over as fuck and he's just as WWE-made as Reigns.

Vince's booking is literally "push my favorites" too.

>>1364338
>babyface getting booed = over

I guess that Austin guy had it all wrong, all those thousands of people cheering for him should've been booing him instead.

>>1364339
Big E is over as fuck because hes allowed to go off script and just be a goofy midcard comedy act.

Hed get booed if he was pushed the same way Reigns has been. Remember his Intercontinental Championship reign? By the end of it he was coming out to no reaction and getting booed against guys like Wade Barrett

>>1364341
so cena hasnt been over all these years then?

>>1364342

Yeah Big E used to literally not get any reactions when he was being pushed as an unbeatable monster

>>1364345
Cena hasn't been booed all his career ya fucking dweeb

>>1364342
Big E can actually deliver in the ring though.

Reigns going off script would not make him any more over, seeing as how every time he's tried it he's been a dismal failure.

>>1364345
Hasn't been as over as somebody on his level should've been and it shows in the declining ratings of every year he's been on top.

>>1364349
>FIVE OPENING
>NUMBER FIVE
>AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>FIVE
>FIVE

>>1364345
Btfo

>>1364341

Actually, it's more arguable that he was a terrible heel, because he literally couldn't be one.

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Apple.

>>1360448
watch lucha underground and fap then if you like big guys

>>1364351
>Big E can actually deliver in the ring though.

So can Reigns.

>>1364365
I must've missed that match. When did that happen? 'Cause it sure wasn't during the main event of WrestleMania.

>>1364351
You know what, maybe you should get some more IQ before you fucking speak again

Last week's RAW was so bad I decided to stop watching live. How was last night's episode? Did anything interesting whatsoever happen? Or was it just the usual filler nonsense where at the end you regret wasting 3 hours of your life?

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>>1364360
Idiots like that guy think LU is only skinny flippyshits. They don't realize that there are guys exactly like the ones they're crying about not being on wwe.

>>1360448
If this was the 80s you would be directing all of your "flippy outlel manlet" shitmemes at Savage.

>>1364368

Roman vs Bryan fast lane
Roman vs Bray hell in a cell
Roman vs Big show extreme rules
Roman vs Orton summerslam
Roman vs Brock wrestlemania
Roman vs Brock vs deanetty fast lane
Roman vs aj styles payback
Roman vs aj styles extreme rules

>>1364369
I have enough of an IQ to understand that concept...which is more than I can say for >>(You).

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>You get to fug Paige
>But she's wearing a fur suit the entire time

Would you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWcHI9ndYmI

>>1364357
Austin was a great heel until the zeitgeist changed.

The 90s were a different time, man.

>>1364378
'no'

>>1364375
inb4 he got carried

>>1364375
>He actually thinks any of those delivered

Fucking TABLES contributed more to his Extreme Rules matches than he did.

>getting outpopped by heel Randy

This will never stop being funny.

Rampant same fagging in every fucking thread on this board. Shit board

>>1364375

>Roman vs Orton
>implying Orton has good matches period

>>1364385
He was, but that doesn't make those weak matches good.

>>1364387

As expected. Nothing to say.

>In the brain of a fat smark Roman reigns will never ever have a good match cause he either "got carried" or the match type was a favorable one ie extreme rules.

Just quit wasting everyone's time kid

>>1364392
we get it, you're a contrarian

>>1364375
Don't bother

Smarks are blinded by their hate

>>1364395
Listing a bunch of [weak] matches isn't saying anything either. Quit being salty FedoRamen.

>>1364399
>saying that Roman is weak in-ring is contrarian

u wot

>>1364404
Have you Romark apologists ever once considered that maybe the reason people don't like Reigns is because they think he's a bad wrestler and NOT the other way around?

And quit samefagging off your phone.

>>1364410

>Weak matches

All those matches I listed are rated over 4 stars by Dave Meltzer whom smarks like you love to fawn over. His match vs Daniel Bryan was great, you'd have to be a damn idiot to think otherwise. Oh wait you are an irrational hater so of course you're an idiot.

>>1364415
>he's a bad wrestler
Objectively untrue

>y-y-you're samefagging
this desperation
Go back to rebbit if you want to circlejerk about hating Reigns

>>1364415
They dont like him because of how hard hes pushed.

Thats literally it.

>>1364415

>Anyone who isn't licking my contraction nuts is samefagging

Why don't you go to your Reddit soapbox and print out more Cesaro section signs? It's pretty clear you have no clue what you're talking about

>>1364378
"No"

>>1364428

If they just kept him in the mid-card, people would complain about him NOT being pushed. It's a lose/lose situation these days.

>>1364426
>he thinks people actually take Dave's ratings seriously

I was bored during the Bryan match long before the finish because it was literally Bryan working himself while Reigns desperately tried to prove that he could rassle and failed. Miserably.

>Oh wait you are an irrational hater so of course you're an idiot.

You cannot possibly be over 18.

>>1364427
I thought plebbit loved him.

>>1364428
But he was noticeably losing crowds BEFORE his megapush.

>>1364434
Seriously though, you seem like you'd fit in perfectly at rebbit

>>1364446
Wouldn't know. I've never been.

>>1364430
>FedoRamen is SO angry

>>1364434
>But he was noticeably losing crowds BEFORE his megapush.

because people saw the writing on the wall.

it was all over every wrestling news site that they wanted him to be the next cena and beat brock lesnar for the title at wrestlemania 31.

and when the shield split up, instead of going after rollins like dean did, he just moved right up to the wwe title match at the next ppv (and the one after that)

>>1364451

>U mad xD

Good job good effort

>>1364434

Take the L chump.

>>1364459
>everybody who goes to every WWE show is a dirtsheet viewing smark

The reason he was losing steam is because when he could no longer tag his brothers his limitations became very apparent.

It's why the SummerSlam crowd began losing interest while he was against Orton. Fucking ORTON.

God damn. BMJ spitting hot fire and AJ spitting back. This is great

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>because people saw the writing on the wall.

>>1364468
>a bunch of shockingly mediocre affairs

Yeah, what an L for me. Buhlee Dat, I'm THE GUY.

My sides! Go dean mark, destroy woo!

>>1364476
No, but the vocal adults that started booing him were booing him because they knew he was going to be the next Cena and they didnt want another Cena.

>It's why the SummerSlam crowd began losing interest while he was against Orton. Fucking ORTON.

You also forgot to mention that they were put in the piss break slot in that match

I just love how obese smarks hate that Roman is the top guy but when asked who should be in his place instead they can't answer or they say a horrible joke wrestler like Ambrose.

>>1364489

>Stone cold said the aj styles match was great.

I take Austin's opinion more seriously than some 4chan neck beard with 20 Kevin Owens XL t-shirts.

Destroy woo dean mark, fuck off this place, go destroy woo

>>1364495
The match before them was literally worse Bella vs. Steph.

And then, of course, there's Roman's match on RAW a few weeks later where Rollins got cheers for the first time since The Shield were together.

Because that's just how shite Reigns is.

>>1364496
Smarks want the WWE to have their indy darlings as main eventers and the rest are just bottom feeders.

>>1364496
Cool strawman pally, you build it all by yourself?

There should not be A top guy who runs roughshod over the entire promotion, there should be several top guys. 4 Pillars.

>Big E
>Rollins

There's 2 choices who are better than Reigns in literally every way.

>>1364426
Lel no one here gives a shit about Meltz and his ratings. Are you used to defending Roman on Reddit?

>>1364512

>Smarks booing Roman is his fault

You've already been exposed as irrational smark. Everyone on the roster has horrific mic skills, you only choose to single out Roman cause he's the hand picked company man and didn't waste away wrestling in some dirt hole high school gym.

>>1364539

Where did I say I personally cared about Meltzer you overweight mouth breather? And no I don't go to Reddit the smarks circle jerk meeting place for mediocre indie darlings like Finn balor and sami zayn.

>>1364517
This is a silly myth and you're dumb for propagating it.

>>1364544
>You've already been exposed as irrational smark.
>Everyone on the roster has horrific mic skills,

Imagine writing these statements one after the other without even a hint of self-awareness.

>le "homemade bias" meem

You are still dumb for perpetuating this.

>>1364518
>black
>short cock
Lol no

>>1364549
Balor is not an "indy" darling.

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>>1364557
>Balor is not an "indy" darling.

>>1364518

>Big E

Didn't you very same smark twats boo him when he was intercontinental champion in his feud with wade Barrett? It got so bad they wanted to send him back to NXT.

>>1364554
>dick size is the most important aspect of wrestler

This says so much about Romarks.

>>1364563
i don't even like roman, just shitposting

>>1364561
>hatposting

Yep.

>>1364562
Big E never lost crowds like Reigns has and that NXT rumour was complete bunk.

>>1364566
Big es also never been pushed like reigns has

>>1364553

>Hint of self awareness

Rich coming from the idiot who's seriously arguing Roman has never had a good match. Good mic skills in this roster is damn scarce ..Heyman, enzo...that's where it stops. Everyone else blows chunks especially the indie darlings you love like Cesaro and damn Finn balor who can't even string a sentence together, actually Samoa Joe is pretty good on the mic too but he's still in NXT.

It's not a meme if it's true. Deanetty had one of the worst cage matches in history just a few weeks back but you'll never hear smarks bring that up cause "lolol he was so good in czw getting hit by drills and staples"

Spear yourself

>>1364557

>Balor is not an indie darling

Lol damn get outta here you damn casual...oh yeah I also now remember Neville, the man crowds forgot.

>>1364570
Big E was clearly being groomed for an important role during his IC Title run and he still didn't lose crowds: in fact, if you'll recall, on the RAWafterMania he actually won a hostile crowd back.

Why? Because he's actually talented.

>>1364574
>that's where it stops. Everyone else blows chunks especially the indie darlings you love

Lad if I had a Pound for everything you knew about me I'd have ZERO POUNDS.

Nobody has defended the Asylum match.

Quit fighting windmills.

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>>1364557
>Balor is not an "indy" darling.

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>Johns fw AJ said "bury"

>>1364578
(NJPW isn't an indy sillybuns)

>>1364581
>Big E was clearly being groomed for an important role during his IC Title run and he still didn't lose crowds

go watch his match with bad news barrett at extreme rules 2014

>>1364591
You mean when Bad News Barrett was over as fuck and getting cheered over everybody including perennially-over Ziggler?

>>1364581

>Big E literally admits his travel schedule had him going back to developmental until Punk intervened

>This know-it all smark is talking about "grooming"

Is it pride or just an innate desire to be dumb?

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>>1364585
>(NJPW isn't an indy sillybuns)

>>1364607
Cool source pal.

>know-it-all

Obvious pattern recognition is being a "smark" now?

Why do you revel in your own ignorance?

>>1364549
You used his meme ratings as an argument for Roman having matches that are anything other than weak and tried to pretend those hold any weight here

>>1364617

>Cool source pal

Not only are you intellectually lazy but you're also an actual bum.

The source is right here you stifling idiot:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xIgBX-k3NQs

You on the other hand can't provide a source for all your "grooming" nonsense when anyone who was sentient at that time knew big e got the same reactions as Tyler breeze.

>>1364638
>sentient

That word doesn't mean what you think it means.

>>1364649

Uh huh, is this your defense mechanism now that you've got nothing to say dummy?

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>This is a silly myth and you're dumb for propagating it.

>>1364658
Big E speculating that he didn't know where is career was headed = literally being sent back down to developmental?

And this was BEFORE his IC Title run anyway, you stupid ass.

>reminder that if unironically seriously discuss wrestling ur a nerd and a reason why wrestling fans are seen as such autists

>>1364662

>Big E is speculating about his own damn career when he just said, "Things weren't looking good and the possibility of going back to developmental was eminent like what happened to zack Ryder and that horrible hype bros tag team"

>But you the fat smark know-it all knows for sure he was being groomed to be a top guy without any sources provided whatsoever but we should all take your word for it.

Id give you a 10/10 rating for trolling but I'll give you a 10/10 for sheer stupidity. Good job chump. Really. Get a trip next time so I know not to reply to your dumb ass ever again. My word.

>>1364668

Did you have a stroke while typing this shitpost? In the end you just ended up making yourself look like the autist.

>>1364691
Its the truth nerd. Thats why you're deflecting from it and just foccusing on my grammatical errors.

>>1364685
He didn't even mention the Hype Bros you delusional twit.

>>1364668

>Botching a shitpost

Is there anything you can do right?

https://twitter.com/MATTHARDYBRAND/status/740015504442675200
What did he mean by this?

>>1364703
See >>1364697

>>1364700

>He

I know it's you, and I mentioned them as an example of someone being demoted to developmental. You'd realize this if you actually possessed reading skills past the 5th grade.

>>1364710

>Grammatical errors

More like a double digit IQ. Even if English isn't your first language you still exposed yourself as an irredeemable moron.

gg

I actually enjoyed RAW this week, I was close to stopping from last weeks show. I don't even remember what happened last week apart from AJ vs Cena.

Anyone else feel the same?

>>1364713
>you actually possessed reading skills past the 5th grade.

"He" in that statement refers to Big E. You should learn the proper time to close your quotation marks.

>eminent

The sad part is, you'll keep attempting to play the "Lettered" card after this.

Triple H has said numerous times he wants to end cartoony gimmicks and make wrestlers seem like real athletes.

I can see this in the current WWE product. All the fucking wrestlers nowadays talk the same, walk the same and look the same.

Whatever happened to unique and interesting characters like Hogan, Kane, Warrior, Rock, Austin.

>>1364716
See >>1364697

>>1364730
Shut up Beefcaek.

>All the fucking wrestlers nowadays talk the same, walk the same and look the same.

This has been going on since Steph demanded everybody start using scripts in the early 2000s.

>>1364730

Austin's gimmick was wearing black shorts and flipping people off

>>1364741
HHH and Steph will kill this business mark my words

>>1364747
Austin has more charisma and talent in the hand he punched Debra with than the whole current roster combined.

>>1364748
>mark

You certainly are.

>>1364753
XD

>>1364749
Definitely has far more than Meme Dean.

>>1364755
Dean is a Austin/Foley/Goldberg hybrid so no

>>1364759
>Goldberg

Even for you, Carter, this is retarded.

>>1364765
Im not carter you vertically challenged drooling virgin

>>1364767
Yeah, that's definitely not what Carter says...

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>Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Bayley I wanna knowww woahh if you'll be my girl

>>1364730
>Triple H has said numerous times he wants to end cartoony gimmicks and make wrestlers seem like real athletes.

His NXT product seems to show otherwise

>>1364747

So this is what underage kids think of the goat. What a shame

>>1364775
How so. Everyone in NXT is vanilla le technical wrestling gimmicks with the exception of No Way Jose.

>>1364775
What, you mean Enzo doing the Ali Shuffle doesn't count?

>>1364776
He was clearly being facetious, mate.

>>1364724

Still waiting on that groomed source buddy, unless you were talking about grooming your bull.

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>He was clearly being facetious, mate.

>>1364782
You mean besides the part where he got the IC Title (AKA the stepping stone to the main event), got competitive matches against top guys and got the spot as the third guy in main event 6-man tags?

Y'know, just like Reigns was getting after The Shield breakup?

Are you slow or something?

At least you knew better than to bring up your delusions of knowing the English language. PROGRESS!

>>1364777
>I've never watched NXT even once

>>1364776

I love Austin, I was just pointing out he's not a good example of a "cartoonish" gimmick and I don't know why that anon listed him with Hogan, Warrior, Kane

Austin was the anti-cartoon gimmick if anything

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>sami zzzayn white knighting for NXT this hard in the second episode of Swerved

>>1364788

I still don't see a source anywhere you idiot.

>Now saying that winning the IC title was proof of a main event tier push on its way despite how much that belt got passed around

Hot damn you're stupid my man. I want to keep replying just to see how deep a hole you can dig yourself into.

Reminder that Carter admitted to taking creep-shots of his sister to masturbate to.

>>1364799
The source is your own fucking eyes you obtuse fuck.

>>1364800
I wish you hadn't reminded me of that.

>>1364805

>The source is your eyes

Kek what a dummy. Go ahead and tell me how ziggler, miz, Harper and Barrett were being groomed for main event spots just for winning the IC title you Ponce. That's literally how dumb you sound.

Just close your browser then come back later.

>>1364583
Is he autistic?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5SpQCtIAyQ

>yfw youtube comment smarks are starting to turn on deannetty because he keeps beating fatty on raw

will /wwe/ embrace it or go back to liking him I wonder

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Zandig in NXT when?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSGsfelv_gI

>there will never be fun moments like this again

>>1364291
When the fuck did anybody hate El Patròn?

>>1364249
How come, when he's in the gym, he never works his chest?

>>1364378
"Yes."

>>1365005
john is too damn old. now CZW seems to be abreeding ground for future WWE wrestlers. so who could be the next CZW alumni to go to WWE

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>Houston Dynamo name Wade Barrett interim head coach for remainder of 2016

http://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2016/06/07/houston-dynamo-name-wade-barrett-interim-head-coach-remainder-2016

>>1365430
Wut

Miz is so based.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G814ARn3HZM

>>1365716
everyone looks upset he won except Vince

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>del rio stomp finisher

did he use that in meme underground?

god he better ditch that and keep backstabber instead

>>1365716
based

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3do6-_L9nwQ

pretty good promo package

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Hello ped-o mod

>he does it for free because he loves the cp

>>1364811
>arguing with yourself

What a twat.