>ryjobber leaves the WWE >nobody cares >has to make

>>1353558
Well yeah?

As much as the board shits about him Punk really brought a lot of interest in wrestling.

Ryback biggest accomplishment were gay kissing Heyman and being the "preshow stopper"

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>pipe bomb is basically the modern day Screwjob

one person had the longest modern reign ever. kys

>>1353558
>nobody cares
I don't care, but do you happen to live under a rock? For some reason plenty of people cared.

Don't forget Cody Rhodes.

>>1353778
literally who?

>>1353778
Already booked himself a match against Kurt

CM is GOAT fuck all of you

>>1353558
Because Punk was a crybaby whiner who whines publicly and not just on social media.

>>1353874
When was the last time Punk even talked about WWE? 2 years ago?

Meanwhile Ryback blames all his failures on Punk and constantly whines about his spot on social media instead of actually doing something about it, he's the real crybaby.

>>1353887

>Ryback: My bad it was an accident "I'm dumb as fuck."

He's a little bitch and stupid. Didn't he know he needed leverage and more value than a pre-show curtain jerker jobber to negotiate? Especially trying to change how the system fundamentally works. What an idiot. It'll be funny seeing him in the Impact Zone.

>>1353874
>Hypocrit
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't stop using HGH
>Pregnant
>Entitled brat
>Can't read
>Bald
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Roid Man
>Test dodger
>HGH Belly
>Dangerous Worker
>Slaps his head to beat the demons out, just like Benoit
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>His belly is ready to pop at any second
>Faggot
>Likes traps
>Doesn't like women
>Zero coordination
>Prefers Roids to Breakfast
>HGH drips out of his mouth on every promo
>RVD Ripoff
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic non-steroid diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle meat
>Failed to take the advice from the great CM Punk
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the hospital for a checkup
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Hormone fan
>Wrote...he can't. Illiterate
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being big, no one cares
>Thinks ripping off Goldberg is cool, it is not
>Mr. I steal moves
>HGH stolen from Arnold
>Adored by beta morons
>Jobs more than Ziggler
>Cried about Punk
>Cried about his little pecker
>Cried about Titus blacking him
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about his HGH dosage not being enough
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about his salary
>Is the only person who sees talent in his jobbing
>Performs worst move set
>Booked as a monster and now losing to illegal immigrants on the daily
>Most laughable failure in WWE history

>>1353558
Rycuck was a Meem that was forced by gorilla posters until they realized that the main guy they mocked was the same guy Ryback idolized.

Nobody liked him anyways, it's a fact that it was all ironic

>>1353558
>>1353869
>>1353898
>>1353916

Hi Phil! Shouldn't you be pretending to train for a UFC fight that's never going to happen?

>>1353916

Next time I pass someone in the street collecting for an autism charity I shall give generously and hope the cash finds its way to you.

Is phil autistic?

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>>1353987
>>1353990
>Phil

Baby dicked neckbeards confirmed

>>1353987
Hi Ryback shouldnt you be updating your tumblrina page?

>>1353991
>phil saving a macman hat.

Hey phil! Shouldn't you be training for the octagon fight?

>>1353987

CM Punk will go down as one of the greatest wrestlers of all time whose talent was squandered by the WWE. Ryback will go down as a meat head who thought he was worth more than he actually was and dangerous to work with. You, anon, will be finally found a week later after your death next to your piss bottles and covered in dried semen.

>>1353995
Shouldn't you be praying to God to allow you to have sex?

>>1353997
I fucked last night, phil, also I thought you don't believe in god.

Fight soon?

>>1353991
>>1353996

Phil fans are so sensitive, so ANGRY. Just like clones of their whining emo hero. They genuinely cannot accept that other people have a different opinion to them and don't share the same intense love for little Phil. It's hilarious!

>>1353558
Emo fighter? Not a chance

>>1353996
>CM Punk will go down as one of the greatest wrestlers of all time whose talent was squandered by the WWE.

Not even top 100.

CM Punk and Daniel Bryan were the two most over and best wrestlers in literally over a decade.


Punk was squandered and Bryan was unlucky.

>>1353996

Hi Phil!

>>1354038
They were the best of a bad bunch. That doesn't make them legends by default. In any other era, they were both midcard languishers.

>>1353558
Damn this really made me think. People care more about a guy who was champion more times and for longer? Damn.

>>1353558
piss off shsithead

>>1353558
>I might watch TNA now, this is actually great stuff. Not even meming. It's more interesting than most WWE bullshit.

>>1354327
spardot cuck

>>1353558
CM Punk is the GOAT.

I hope Ryan really learns to get over himself.

>>1353558
emo phil? Maybe, he'll fight in a million years.

>>1354408
>Ryan made he wasn't good enough to best CM Punk
>Seething because he's used to being overshadowed.
>Furious because he can't even claim to be the best Ryan Reeves.

>>1354408
>implying he's ever going to fight

Hi phil!

>the state of this board
I hope this is parody

Is Ryback actually gone?

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>>1354417
>Ryan
Go back to /r/SC ya fucking nerd.

>>1354437
>Ryan seething
>Trying to send people back to where he's most beloved.
>Still mad that even his name belongs to somebody better.

>>1354417
Hey phil! shouldn't you be training for the big fight?

>>1354444
Hey Ryan! Shouldn't you be writing up a big tumblr post?

>>1354444
>quads of truth

Phil SEETHING hard.

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>>1354444
what a waste of good quads

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>I was finally starting to like Ryback

>>1354442
Hey phil! shouldn't you be training for the big fight?

>>1354459
>Ryan trying to convince us any other wash ups are on this site but him
>Ryan will be this mad for the rest of his life
>Only tumblr will listen.

It's okay Ryan, a lot of people can't hack it as wrestler.

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>>1354444
R I P Phil

>>1353996
Hi Phil! Shouldn't you be pretending to train for a UFC fight that's never going to happen?