"DDP, while you're in the hospital screaming in pain

GIMME THE FUCKING MIC

>>1352818
>says it to the tiger

>>1352817
Nothing could be finer than to be fucked by Scott Steiner.

>>1353186
I don't think he can even get his junk up.

>>1353186
Except La Cucaracha

YOU COME OUT HERE
AND YOU TRY TO GET THE SYMPY OF THE PEOPLE
BUT YOU DON'T GET MY SYMPY AT ALL

I'M DOIN HIM AN EGG

He was a mix of Ric Flair and Muhhamed Ali on literal steroids. A complete american sociopath who invented amazing move, used to be one of the best wrestlers on the planet. As his wrestling got weaker, his promo skills got stronger and more outrageous. Much like Randy Savage, many of his promos are definitive over the top drug fueled rants that make for some of the finest comedic moments in all of pro wrestling.

best fucking promo of all time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFoC3TR5rzI

>>1353306
I mean, the numbers don't actually lie.

>>1353309
I post this only semi ironically he's fucking certifiably insane but somehow with all those number his math is perfect

>>1353317
That man is a U of M boy, you learn shit in Ann Arbor.

>>1353317
He comes from a highly educated university

>>1353317

Steiner is legitimately a smart educated man. This is no way detracts from his insanity.

>>1353306
Jesus Christ, everything about this man is impressive

Just a reminder that Scott Steiner once got a torn trachea after being legitimately kicked in the throat at a TNA house show and still wrestled.

Fuck Hogan, Flair, Macho, Bret, HBK, Benoit, Angle, Taker, Jake Roberts, Stone Cold, Rocky, Foley, Cena, Goldberg, Punk, DBry, and SethGod.

Steiner is the one true GOAT, forever.

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SENIOR JOE
THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE
AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU

>>1353605
>2016
>fat shaming

wwe needs to get canceled

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I get why he'd get those dumb tattoos, but still, it's a shame.

Steiner is maybe one of the best "big men" in wrestling, dude had a mixture of agile and power moves that you never really saw. From standing moonsault slams, dragon suplexes, and even the Frankensteiner. Dude was innovative as fuck. Wish more people were more keen to his style.

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>>1353366
>He comes from a highly educated university
he did them an egg and put on a lesson for them based professor steiner .
http://www.freep.com/story/sports/2016/06/02/michigan-satellite-camp-scott-steiner/85324950/

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Such a great performer, sucks that haich feared him and tried to bury him.

Look at what he started with, hard work and dedication made him the top body in the history of wrestling.

Based brother Rick pushed Scott to achieve the body Rick couldn't, even though he was shredded.

>>1353306
This is legitimately, unironically one of the greatest promos in wrestling history. The way he has to fucking catch his breath by the end, his delivery of "KNOW!", it's just all just perfect.